Arms of an Angel

Garrett calls Ray with his brand new (and surprise) adopted parrot, courtesy of his girlfriend.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
All right, let's get into it. Garrett has come up
with another phone tap. He does a great job every time.
Let's see what he yesterday, Garrett.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Now, Heather wants to play a phone tap on her
boyfriend Ray. Now, the couple live in a small apartment already,
and they have a few cats, a couple of dogs,
and I think even a turtle. So Heather thought now
would be a fun time for me to call Ray
to let him know another animal is coming into a
small apartment.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yes, all right, let's see what happens in Garrett phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hello, Hi, Yes, is this Ray?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, my name is Christian of his name. We have
a lovely bird delivery that we love to set up
with you for later on this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I already I put it on the survery last time.
I know you guys call and everything, but I'm not
interested in another bird.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh, because a young lady came in the other day
and signed up for our cockatoo named Sue, who's fine
for Heather.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
She came in to sign up.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
No, I'm sorry, I cannot, we cannot. We already talked
it over with her, and I thought I had left
the message with you guys like I appreciate it and
and everything, but we're at the max. We you cannot
accept them more.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Is there anything I could do to convince you to
take in this nice cock too?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Look, I I came from being a single guy in
my two level apartments and having five animals with my girlfriend.
I appreciate what you're doing. Man, it's too much, man,
and I hope you understand how much trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Under all right, if you if you could just wait
one second? Hello, oh yeah, hello, hello Raymonds.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, there's a ray ray Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's Christian over at the A s p c A.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
And I would like to tell you about our lovely
cockatoo named Sue and why it would.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Be a play. Are you kidding me right now? Dude?
You just told me the things you like just now.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Man, Sue was a beautiful white feathered sprinkled with a
little bit of yellow.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Right on the top of what it sprinkles with. Dude,
I'm done, bro, I'm not a venture I'm looking up
animals from everywhere. Man. Thank you for what you do,
but not today. I'm done. I'm done.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm up to my ears for damn animals.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Man.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Mm hmm, Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Raymond, Ray.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
This is Ray and I know who the hell you are. Man,
stop calling me. Man.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Hi, it's Christian and I would really like.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
For you you are stop this. Man.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I would really like for you to consider our cockatoon.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Because your own cockatool and play you want to man,
leave me glows. Dude. First of all, I'm trying to
pull out my heart strings for the music in the background.
This is the whole You know what you're doing. Please stop.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Our one winged parrot is a very heartfelt animal that.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
We'd love your some. Man. Leave me alone. Man, I'm about.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
He's red, white and blue.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
You can't have it in my house.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Man, are you calling mister Lincoln? He's a great American.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
This is harassment right now, dude, Hello, hello Ray, Babe?
What's fun?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Babe? I have this guy harassing me to take another
damn animal into.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
The house that day. What the hell were you think?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm going to take a shower and there's the dogs,
and then I'm thinking there's gonna be turtles coming out
of toilet.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I don't live on Noah's art. This is not animal Farm.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
No, hey right, what's this?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
My name is Gara from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
And you got phone?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Are you kidding me? Samn no cockatoos, I'm about to
have him aneurysm. I'm sweating my ass off. I have
to park my car.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm checking.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Table was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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