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Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tap, Garrett, what are you bringing to us today?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap
our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She
is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan. Now,
Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She drops
all her plans and she goes and babysits for her
sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he planned
a nice roman to get away for this weekend. So
Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have to
(00:28):
babysit again for my sister card and we have a
phone time.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We love the I want to call because we kind
of sit back and let you do all the work,
because you're definitely more believable than us.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Today's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Let's listen in. Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Just to get in some reports done?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Do you have a second?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, I got a minute.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay. I actually just called the hotel and I had
I had them cancel our reservation. What why I have
to cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So what could be more important? We've been looking forward
to this. Why would you do this?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Because my sister is so bobbed down with her kid,
you know, and it's hard to take care of a
four year old.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh? Whoa, your sister is more important than us?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, but I mean she really really needs help with
Tommy right now.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation in months.
We've been looking forward to this. Your sister can find
somebody else to watch your kid.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's really important.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Us having sex and a foreign location that is important.
Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers.
Your sister could call.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And I'm just really try out find a weekend for months.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead
and take Tommy with us on the trip.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh no, I can just think about it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
It'll solve that problem. It'll solve our problem. We can
still do the trip, and I can still spend time
with our nephew. We can just babysit while we're on
the trip.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're
naked having sex all day, because that was the plan. Remember,
we'll just.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Have to switch our plans a little, switch our plans.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
When are we gonna that's the plan? When? When do
you envision this happening? What are you gonna send the
kid out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds for
a quickie? We can we can well we get back
home so we know. No, that kid is he's a
horm a child. He hates me. He physically he hates me.
(02:45):
He does. He's kicked me in the nuts at least
three times, and you know what he's doing. I hate him.
I Am not gonna let some flourid brock me this weekend.
All right, you really.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Need to put family first here.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend
this weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
This could be a really good time to kind of
practice like being a family, like what it would be
like if we had kids, Like this could be a
really good time to what are.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You who haven't even talking about marriage? You already? Kid?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You really calmed down?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yes, I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My
girlfriend is picking her four year old nephew over me.
This is insane. What're we start watching sephon the Street
and SpongeBob all weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It's not the end of the world, Okay, because.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
It is the end of the world. You're not even
in my shoes right now. We aren't have sex in
three weeks. I'm tired of waiting. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Just waiting another week is not gonna change. It's not
the end of the world. You're making yourself. You are
acting like a child. You are acting like a.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Four years Really mature, you're mature.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Do you hear yourself?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I mean you're hear yourself?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Really? Really? Are we doing this? Are we gonna? Are
we doing this? Are we doing this?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Evan?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I need to talk to you like an adult.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Okay, can you talk to me like an adult?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I need you to listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Okay, well, listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Hey, Evan, my name is Garrett and Elvis turn in
the morning show and you just got phone tapped? What
your your girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap
on you?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I have. Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the
feather tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Be Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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