Beach House Burned Down

Lauren is going to the shore with her friends for the week, so Skeery calls to say the house is no longer available and there's nothing he can do.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Every morning at seven twenty, we give you a fresh
phone tap. We love playing crank calls. Actually, you told
us you loved him, That's why they're back. Got an
email from Nicole Godfrey. See I think you have her
on the phone. Good morning, Nicole? Is that you?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hi, good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Rather than me reading out your email, what is it
you want to do to your friend Lauren?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right? Well, me and my friends this is the
first year getting a beach house down in Dama, and
I thought it'd be a great idea to have someone
pretend to be a real with her and tell her
that our house burnt.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Down, right, can you imagine?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So she already you guys already put your deposit down
on the house. Yeah, And you want the realtor to
call and say, well, hey, thanks, but no thanks the
house burnt down.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah? Yeah, all right?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
So why do you hate your friend Lauren? Why do
you want to do this to her?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, I don't hate her. I just think she's the
most gullible out of all the girls at the house,
and I think she'll really fall for it. And I
can't wait to hear what you says.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Can we go scary it? Lauren telling her her beach
house has burned to the ground. It's another phone tap.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Hello, Lauren Gissey Please, yes, Hi, this is rate from
the realty company. Okay, you've rented a house down the
shore with us for this summer.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Uh huh, and I believe the address. I just want
to make sure I could verify this. It's two thirteen
by at least even you in Belmar right that house
burned down?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
So that just means for screwed a house and not money.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Basically. Okay, how much money did you put down here?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
It paid at the seven hundred dollars deposit and then
we made our first atievement. Right, we are all paid
five hundred, so it was like twenty hundred dollars already.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah. Well that money's gone and you still always to balance,
which is about one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
We have to pay for it, regardless of the house
is there or not.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yep, that's why why can you afford that money?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I just afford it.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Are you working right obviously?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
If we? Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
What am I working right now?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Why do you ask?

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I just wanted to make sure that you weren't some
deadbeat kid out of college that wasn't going to pay
her bill.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Honestly once on a week for a house that I
was running for the summer if I wouldn't afford it.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I just kind of figured that you were like scraping
your last pennies together to.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Get this done.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I don't scrape my last pennies anything.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Why do you why are you cares? Any is this?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I get it. You're still mooching off your father? Hello? Hello?
What is she doing right now? You think?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Let's call her back? Hellow Lauren?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
What did I say wrong? I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
What do you mean? You're sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't hear your bull I.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Didn't mean to pry into your personal life.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
By the way, listen, if.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
You need some help paying the balance on the house.
I do have a side business, little go go bar
here in lod Eye. I could hire you and you
could earn some extra cash and we can have this
money made up.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
And you have to be kidding me.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm just trying to offer you a way out here.
The money is.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Need the money. I have the money trying to offer
me a job at a bar?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Do you think you are okay?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
I'll tell you what. Let me put you on the
phone with my secretary.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Hello, Hello, Lauren. Yeah Nicole, you're really going to kick
my ass, aren't you?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
You've been phone tapped?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Our house really didn't burn down. It was just a joke.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
The house is fine, but the money still do the money.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
You're just poking me that job at the Coco.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
What do you want to tell? Nicole?

Speaker 5 (03:58):
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Speaker 1 (04:02):
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