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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap and.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Here comes another phone tap. Scary, Yes, what's it about? Today?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Ava wanted to play a phone tap on her roommate Dion.
Turns out Dion bought a dress, wore it on New
Year's Eve, and then returned it to the store and
got away with it. So Ava wanted me to pretend
I was a store manager and you know, trying to
call her out on this.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Ava's going to start to call the Dion and She's
going to plant the seat and then I jump in.
Here we go, returning to use dress. Today's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hello, Hey, it's me.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
DC have called about your freaking dress that you return.
They want you to take it back. What I told
you it was about idea?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Are you serious right now? Well, if you already wore
that dress, you wear it one time, especially for New
Year's I mean it's whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I think that's pretty crappy you do.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
And the point is, well, my.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Point is it's rude and it's nasty.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Man, Please them. I like a big corporation. Why do
they care about my one little dress?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Whatever? I'm not gonna deal with this anymore. They're gonna
call you on your cell phone. Okay, I gave the manager.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, you gave them my
cell number?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
What I mean? I'm your mind?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Why do I have to ask for for you? No?
You deal with it?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
No one, no one asks you to give out my
damn number. How about that?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You deal with it?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You know what? You're so stupid? I swear.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh my god, she's ferocious.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
She's a pitch.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You mute your phone. I'm gonna call her now as
the manager from the store.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, hello him looking for Dion?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Please?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, Hill, can you take me on speakerphone?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah? Who is this? What is it?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
My name is Zach Cavcci. I'm the head manager at
Uh huh okay, uh huh. Take me off speakerphone and
lower your TV.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You don't have to be obnoxious with me? A right?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You returned a gold sequent size ten dress that you
purchased for New Year's Eve?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And okay, so I'm going to go have to go
ahead and debit that back to your credit card.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
No, you're not debonating anything back to my credit card. Well,
dominating and.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Back for what because we have signs of wear and
tear on the dress.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
That has nothing to do with me right now, Well,
did you.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Wear this dress on New Year's Eve and then you
turn it?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
No, that was just your shabby store.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What are you talking about, my chef, I bought.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
The dress, I tried it on, and then I decided
not to wear it, So that is why I brought
it back.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yes, we hear that from women all across America.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Well, then if you hear it from women all across America,
you should be used to it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So you waited conveniently a week after New Year's Eve
to return it?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Hmmm, And you waited conveniently days to hit me back
after I already returned it.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Hmmm.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Who like? Who's for you?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm the regional manager, okay, And yes, I don't care.
You don't care.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I returned it the policy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You don't care how you stretched out the dress, and
you're lying to me the dress you stretched it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes, they're stretch marks.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Me. I am a curvacious size ten, but I didn't
stretch out any dress.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
We turned the dress inside out and we found body shimmer. No,
I found theodoran stain. No, and the sequences were dangling off.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Body shimmer can be from anything.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You took this beautiful size ten dress and made it
at twelve.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, it's like trying to squeeze a golf ball through
a guarded home.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Did you hear what I said? I said, no? And yes.
You see that there are tags still on the dress, right,
thank you? Right now.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
They are wilted and the ink is smeared, which means
you sweat all over the tags as you hid them.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I have money, I have a degree. I don't have
to do this. Okay, but you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
But you did.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
How about that I had.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The dress right here? I'm sniffing the dress, I said.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I didn't. I swear. If I did find that, you
guys charge my card back. I will storm up in
this store and we will have a problem. Do you understand?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Do you wonder why prices are going up on apparel?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
About what prices are going up? I didn't wear it?
And how dare you try to insult me talking about
you smell something on the dress? Dress? Just store.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I can't use this dress. I can't use it anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You know what you should wear it? What is your
name again? Because I'm going to call the corpor you
used our.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Store as the world's largest fucking closet.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
What is your name, because I'm about to call the
corporate office about you. This is how Cavalricci, Zach Capperricci.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You want my.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Email, It's z Cavalricci at DC dot com.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Hey Dan, this is Scary Jones from Elvis d Ran
in the Morning Show. You've been phone town.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Eva's on the phone right now.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh my gosh. You stay a little bit. I swear
I'm going to get you. Eva.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
And you know you wore the dress.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You know you weren't, And I don't give a already
return to it. Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates
Speaker 2 (05:06):
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