May 10, 2024 • 5 mins
Marie and her mother live together and their lunatic neighbor has accused them of sabotaging her outdoor plants, so Skeery calls with some wild complaints!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tap all right, this email comes from Anna.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Dear Elvis, My mom and my sister Marie lived together
and their lunatic neighbor has accused them of sabotaging her
outdoor plants since they're an eyesore in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's been an ongoing fight. I think this would.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Be a great opportunity for you to phone tap my
sister and my mom.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You know when it comes to matters of neighbors, there's
always a problem and always possibility of.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Her phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, anyway, Scary is going to phone tap Anna's mom
and sister as a representative from town Hall, informing them
of a complaint they received from the looney neighbor complaining
about them next door.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Let's listen in. We have all the elements we need.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
A looney neighbor, a sister, a mom, and Anna wanting
Scary Jones to phone tap them.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Here we go today's phone tap. Well, Yes, I'm looking
for miss Vitally. Please.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Who is this?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This is Howie felt her up from town hall. How
are you doing good?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is this Miss Vitally?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
This is her daughter. What can I help you with, Dear, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Calling regarding a complaint, a complaint of blush one of
her neighbors.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What are you talking about with outdoor plants?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I know, I know what you're gonna tell me, and
I know that this is going on for the longest time.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
She's saying that late at night, Missus vitally is coming
outside and urinating on her plants so they die.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
This is not only false accusation, but this is defamation
of character. Okay, So when you talk to her, because
I know you will, I'm going to want to tell
her that I will sue her for defamation, not only
on my behalf, defecation, absolutely, because she's falsely accusing somebody
of something they're not doing.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
How old is your mother, missus?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
My mother is seventy years old, six months ago.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, is your mom's senile?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
No, my mother is not senile because.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She might not know what she's doing, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Judge for yourself, you could talk to my mother because
you know what I'm gonna tell you right now. She's
not senile. My mother is alert and aware of what
she's doing. Okay, Olama, excuse me, Okay, you could speak
to her.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Okay, but you know what, Let's kill ahead and expedite
that situation.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
If you can, excuse me?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Who the hell are you Howard? Who is this? My
be quiet? Be quiet a minute? Okay, you will talk
it in one second. Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Do you have working toilets in your house?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What? I'll call it? Home? About Maria?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Hold on, miss Vitali?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Who is this?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
My name is Hollie Felter?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Up?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
How are you do you make peepe in her plants?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
A clams plants? I make a plan peep you're might
be a plan that you're pissing on a plane. Oh,
I'm not. I never do and I'm feel sorry for
her because she's an old lady. But I would never
never do thing like that. I'm seventy years old, lady,
(03:04):
she is? When me? When? Hold on? Replace it? Why?
Where did he say?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
How was she said that you want to kill her
plants because they're a nuisance to the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, let me ask you a question? How old are you?
And I get her off the phone mine. He asked
you the questions. You answered the question.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Hold on, Maria, please, you're aggravating her not.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, you are aggravating her because okay, okay, let me
tell you I'm with her. I never do thing like
that to her.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Never.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
She was my friend. They used to come here, we said,
go on her house. So one time she got agravations
with my ex husband said that. Then she says she
drew a person of plants. She called meager, we threw
a person a planet. Why we gotta do stuff thing
like that? Yeah, pro she got a camera, this.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Woman, she said, and she caught you on camera dropping
your pants and peeing on her plants.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You see me there a pens don Then we're gonna
that thinger coming. Let me tell you what that thinger? Come?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Tell me?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Tell me you're gonna suit her up for life.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You're gonna sue her? Shut Okay, you're gonna suit her.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, I gotta be seen ei to do that. Believe me?
Did I look like a seen? Hi? Please keep quiet?
Canna hear listen, I'm gonna call a copping up please, yeah,
every part. I don't need you to get out horse wall.
I'm not crazy, but you don't seeing me in a camera. Okay,
(04:42):
gonna say me you got that in my house?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Look at me?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Give me a phone. Hold on, can you hold on
a second?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, what do you need?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What'd you say? No?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, what do you need? Because I have to get
out of here?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Anything. I have an attorney on the other line. I
don't have time for your baby games.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, obviously you have something to hide.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Because you could kiss my tail?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Buddy?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Are you trying to cover up for your mom?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Covering up for anybody? There's nothing to cover up. Have
a good day.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, I just want to let you know that you
guys have been phone tapped. Minny is Scary Jones from
Elvis Duran in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Showy, I you know who would do it. I'll tell
you who were doing.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You're funny because it's not funny. Sim's okay, It's okay,
It's just a joke. Hold on, Hold on my hold on.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Elvis Aran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tap all right, this email comes from Anna.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Dear Elvis, My mom and my sister Marie lived together
and their lunatic neighbor has accused them of sabotaging her
outdoor plants since they're an eyesore in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's been an ongoing fight. I think this would.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Be a great opportunity for you to phone tap my
sister and my mom.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You know when it comes to matters of neighbors, there's
always a problem and always possibility of.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Her phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, anyway, Scary is going to phone tap Anna's mom
and sister as a representative from town Hall, informing them
of a complaint they received from the looney neighbor complaining
about them next door.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Let's listen in. We have all the elements we need.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
A looney neighbor, a sister, a mom, and Anna wanting
Scary Jones to phone tap them.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Here we go today's phone tap. Well, Yes, I'm looking
for miss Vitally. Please.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Who is this?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This is Howie felt her up from town hall. How
are you doing good?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is this Miss Vitally?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
This is her daughter. What can I help you with, Dear, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Calling regarding a complaint, a complaint of blush one of
her neighbors.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What are you talking about with outdoor plants?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I know, I know what you're gonna tell me, and
I know that this is going on for the longest time.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
She's saying that late at night, Missus vitally is coming
outside and urinating on her plants so they die.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
This is not only false accusation, but this is defamation
of character. Okay, So when you talk to her, because
I know you will, I'm going to want to tell
her that I will sue her for defamation, not only
on my behalf, defecation, absolutely, because she's falsely accusing somebody
of something they're not doing.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
How old is your mother, missus?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
My mother is seventy years old, six months ago.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, is your mom's senile?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
No, my mother is not senile because.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She might not know what she's doing, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Judge for yourself, you could talk to my mother because
you know what I'm gonna tell you right now. She's
not senile. My mother is alert and aware of what
she's doing. Okay, Olama, excuse me, Okay, you could speak
to her.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Okay, but you know what, Let's kill ahead and expedite
that situation.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
If you can, excuse me?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Who the hell are you Howard? Who is this? My
be quiet? Be quiet a minute? Okay, you will talk
it in one second. Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Do you have working toilets in your house?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What? I'll call it? Home? About Maria?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Hold on, miss Vitali?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Who is this?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
My name is Hollie Felter?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Up?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
How are you do you make peepe in her plants?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
A clams plants? I make a plan peep you're might
be a plan that you're pissing on a plane. Oh,
I'm not. I never do and I'm feel sorry for
her because she's an old lady. But I would never
never do thing like that. I'm seventy years old, lady,
(03:04):
she is? When me? When? Hold on? Replace it? Why?
Where did he say?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
How was she said that you want to kill her
plants because they're a nuisance to the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, let me ask you a question? How old are you?
And I get her off the phone mine. He asked
you the questions. You answered the question.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Hold on, Maria, please, you're aggravating her not.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, you are aggravating her because okay, okay, let me
tell you I'm with her. I never do thing like
that to her.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Never.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
She was my friend. They used to come here, we said,
go on her house. So one time she got agravations
with my ex husband said that. Then she says she
drew a person of plants. She called meager, we threw
a person a planet. Why we gotta do stuff thing
like that? Yeah, pro she got a camera, this.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Woman, she said, and she caught you on camera dropping
your pants and peeing on her plants.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You see me there a pens don Then we're gonna
that thinger coming. Let me tell you what that thinger? Come?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Tell me?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Tell me you're gonna suit her up for life.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You're gonna sue her? Shut Okay, you're gonna suit her.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, I gotta be seen ei to do that. Believe me?
Did I look like a seen? Hi? Please keep quiet?
Canna hear listen, I'm gonna call a copping up please, yeah,
every part. I don't need you to get out horse wall.
I'm not crazy, but you don't seeing me in a camera. Okay,
(04:42):
gonna say me you got that in my house?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Look at me?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Give me a phone. Hold on, can you hold on
a second?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, what do you need?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What'd you say? No?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, what do you need? Because I have to get
out of here?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Anything. I have an attorney on the other line. I
don't have time for your baby games.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, obviously you have something to hide.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Because you could kiss my tail?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Buddy?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Are you trying to cover up for your mom?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Covering up for anybody? There's nothing to cover up. Have
a good day.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, I just want to let you know that you
guys have been phone tapped. Minny is Scary Jones from
Elvis Duran in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Showy, I you know who would do it. I'll tell
you who were doing.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You're funny because it's not funny. Sim's okay, It's okay,
It's just a joke. Hold on, Hold on my hold on.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Elvis Aran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show
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