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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I was lucky enough to listen to this phone tap
yesterday as it was being prepared, and I got to say,
great job, Scary, Scared did a great job. We've had
some really great phone taps, y'all. The email tells us
my coworker Angela, recently moved out of her apartment in
Brooklyn and never really got along with the landlord. Please
phone tap her and pretend you're the brother of the
(00:25):
landlord and you're taking over the vacant apartment and question
her on why she left it in such a messy state.
Trust me, this girl has a very short fuse. Okay,
this comes to just from Verity. All right, Verity, here
it comes. Scary is going to phone tap your coworker Angela.
Scary plays the part of Carlow, the landlord's brother who
will be moving into the apartment. Let's listen in, shall we.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Here we go? Hello, Yeah, Angela?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, how you doing.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
My name is Carlo. You don't know me. I'm actually Maria.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Lulatnum brother Maria.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, you occupied her apartment over.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
There on eighty six year Oh okay.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, I'm moving back from Florida. Okay, I'm moving into
the empty apartment. And I had asked who had the
apartment before it was vacant, and she.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Had directed me over to you. Okay, did you know
that you left that place like a pig sty?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You know what? Excuse you? I don't leave any place
I live as a pig sty. So I think you
need to relax yourself with the words you're using.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I just want to know what happened to the wall
that was cracked behind the radiator.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
There was some dam so am I wondering about that? Also?
As I lived there for six years.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
This happened before you.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's okay. First of all, if you look in the
ceiling or the cracks, I repaired that.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Buddy, Well, you did a sloppy job.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You could tell am I a contractor duina how to
do that? No, but I got on the ladder with
the sackle and I did it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The place smells like cat urine. Okay, you're out of hand.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You're just ridiculous. Now, why are you talking crap?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Because I'm just moving in there now, that's not my fault,
are you sure you didn't trash the place up and
just be like that. I'm just getting out of here.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You're kidding me. You are kidding me, because you know what,
I have respect for people. I'm respecting other people's stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I can't believe my sister would rent to animals and
you must.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Have been living there because I'm not an animal, buddy.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
She said, you cracked the window.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I cracked the wind with her head. What do I
cracked the window with?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah? You and your who is in there with you?
What did you have?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Your damn business? None of your damn business?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, you and your Brooklyn attitude.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You are an as you know what? Where have you been?
I've never seen you once at that house well where
you committed wood work.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'm coming from Florida and I'm gonna sue your ass.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You canna assume me, Okay, bring it on. Okay, you're
just being ridiculous right now.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Where are you living now? Huh?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like, I'm gonna tell you. Go find me, buddy, Go
find me.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I bet you're probably mouching off your parents again of
my parents?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah? Muchin mm hmm. I honestly, you don't know, you
don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You go crack on another case of gum there.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Huh huh uh huh yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, I got attitude?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, hey, we are you twelve? You must be twelve.
I'm dealing with an idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, yeah, then you must be looking in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh so funny, like that's gonna hurt me. Boohoo. Okay,
what do you want from me? Why are you calling here?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I want money? I want money to play this?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So do why? So? Do want what money? You know what?
I was a great tenant. They was lucky to have
me and my family in that house. I don't know
where you're coming somebody.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Why does the place stink like a zoo?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What are you talking about? It's a month later. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It stinks in there. It's like it's wanted to.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Get out of that because when I lived there, it
didn't stink.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, what about the carpet stains? Where did those come from?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay, listen, buddy, that's my carpet.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I need ear plugs because your voice is annoying.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Then don't call here again. If Maria had a problem me,
she should have called. She is the landlord. You are
not the landlord. You are nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
The least you could do is get down on your
knees and scrub your cat's pee out of my carpet.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Are you kidding? I'm gonna come back and help you
clean the house. I ain't did it. I ain't clean
that house. Every floor was vacuumed. That phantom was a
mask you could ate off the floor and the toilet.
Don't you dare? Dare? Try tell me no, I did
it myself.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Just for a little while, give me a hand.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Kiley, you just got one from me.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Have you seriously just spent a couple of hours helping
me clean the place?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You know what I'd love to say to help you?
I know the location. When do you want me to be?
This should leave my job now?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You will?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You know what you have some set to even call
me and even try to say you're saying and the
fact that you disrespected my cat. You gotta catch a
beaten just for that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Angela.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, it's name Carlo.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You want to hear something? Uh huh, I'll let you
know what you want to hear that This is his
phone tap?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Are you no? Who am I thinking? So?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
This is Gary Jones?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I wanted every day, my way to work and my
window horse busted. But don't you dance about cap is uh.
I ain't having that Elvis.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation the
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
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