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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Phone tap, Scary, it's your phone tap, tell me all
about it.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
So Joe wants to play a phone tap on her
summer housemate Niki. They rented a beach house through a
realtor under Nicky's name and have gotten several noise complaints
and tickets from the town for drinking in the street.
So I'm gonna pretend to be the actual owner of
the house. Uh in a bit, and I'm gonna mess
with Nicky. But first Joe starts.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
To call all right, let's listen it to Scary's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Here we go, Hello, Hey, suck Hi was going on?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
So I've been getting these calls from Alan. Do you
know Alan?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Was that the owner of the house?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
He is? He's saying that like we're throwing too many
parties and we're like too loud, and of.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Course the thing parties at the beach house.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
He's saying, we're gonna get kicked out and stuff. Are
you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
What the hell was he saying?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Remember the guy you brought over who was like peeing
off the balcony, Like I.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Can't control the people that are going to be there.
That is what taps on the shore. That's stupid.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
We've already got three tickets from the rent a cops.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yes, so like look, not even real cops. Okay, scam
by the pitty streak and make back the money. We're
not going to get in trouble. Okay, we're just paying
the town a few dollars. Fine.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Well, listen, it's not just the rented cops too. The
neighbors have been complaining about us. Waterbidge's just spilling up
because nobody's cleaned.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, Well, I don't give a shit about the neighbors
because they knew what they were getting into when they
bought the houses around us. It's a beach town and
there would not be a town if we didn't print
there in the summer.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Oh my god, Nikki, he's calling me again, like again
for it. No, hang on, just I'm gonna put him
through on the malle because I just wanted to calling me.
Hang on, hang on you I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Gonna kill you.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Hello, Hello, hey Ellen, I have Nikki on the phone. Also,
she's the one that's on there.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
That's you.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, Hi, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I'm the owner of the house.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, Hi, Yeah, Hi, how are you? I'm fine. I
mean like I'm kind of like, why are you calling
my way? I'm like, like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Like, what kind of brothel are you running over there?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Brothel? I'm hearing things from the neighbors on either side
of me that you got fifteen twenty people in the
house at a time.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, we're having parties because it takes beach house and
it's the summer.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
First of all, you're playing beer pong and flip cup. Yeah,
and it's kind of over the property lines. The second
you step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy,
and you're putting my property in jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You would really would afford this house if we were
embracing it from you this summer. Okay. I know you
only have this house. You can like have like affairs
on your wife or something. So I will feel like
talking to me about what goes on in this house
because I know what you do, okay, and I know
what you do too.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And somebody threw a bottle of fireball down the sidewalk
last weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Who was that?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't know who took.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Over my barbecue.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
How do you even know about that?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, that's it. You're done. You're out, all of you
are out. Don't come back.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You can't do that. I will get a lawyer.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
There is no lawyer. It's my house. I own it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, you signed a contract it over to me for
the summer. Is that cras I did?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But contracts are made to be broken, just like bottles
of fireball on the sidewalk.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell you what's bulls.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The fact that you decided to section off the three
bedrooms and make it seven bedrooms.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
We took down those walls, so that's not even an
issue anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh no, guess what. I'm standing in the house right now,
and the.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Walls are still up right now passing. Okay, No, I'm walking.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Through the living room right now. I'm gonna see what's
over here.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh marijuana.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh you guys like to smoke the wacky tobacci huh.
Let me take some pictures here exhibit an what I'm
gonna call them right now and tell them next door.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
In your house, marijuana you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Get okay, Okay, hold on a second, which bedroom is yours?
Let me find out here.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'm not gonna here's a draft condoms. I'm building a case.
I hope you just enjoyed being phone tapped, Nicky, this
is Scary Junes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious the.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
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Speaker 2 (04:20):
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