Daughter and her Capoochki Pictures

John keeps dirty photos of his wife in his phone, so Danielle calls from his daughter’s school saying she’s been showing them off!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap.
All right, what is it? Danielle?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Blenda says, my husband John and I text each other
pictures of our privates. But I checked his cell phone
and he hasn't deleted them yet. So why don't we
call from my daughter's school and say she's been passing
the pictures around all the friend.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
That's awful. It's Belinda phone tapping her husband. Blenda phone
tapping her husband John. Okay, thank you here we your
phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hello, Yes, I'm looking for John Johanson please. Yeah, this
is Lisa Cassler from Listen. Yes, hi, I am actually
the assistant to the principal. Your daughter has been showing
some very raunchy text messages around to.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Some of the kids.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, she is telling me that she got them from
daddy's cell phone.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's awful.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, they're pretty raunchy pictures of people's privates.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
That's impossible. Look on my cellphone.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I wanted to call you and let you know what
was going on because I've seen I did see the pictures,
and do you mind if I describe what I saw?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, it was a Capucci.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Where would she get that? I got? What else?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Why did you sound like you kind of know I do.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
When ippus, I drive a truck and I got a
bunch of you know, I get clown friends of mine
that think things like this are funny. Believe me, this
is not. This is just something that's eating emailed me.
I don't there.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm a little concerned though, that that you know, how
she would be able.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
To get here?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Got it because she was in my phone when she
doesn't belong.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I mean, what kind of a house does she grow
up in?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Don't even go there. I'm really curious if she made
she did something stupid. Okay, but to make an accusation
has something to do with my household has nothing to do.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
With it, I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
But poor, I mean, it's poorn, something that you just
let go freely in the house.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
No, man, there's no porn. And you know what you are.
You are treading very close. It's becoming a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Why is it a problem.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
And if I have porn in my house and it's mine,
that's my own business.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
The problem is now I have paid off.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Look now most parents calling me saying why is Naomi
showing our son a picture of the kapuki the young kids.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
What you don't think that these kids are Mauri and
the other ones start sitting here teaching my daughter, explaining
to her what are okay and what it means and
on these other things. You don't think these kids are
sitting there explaining that to my daughter, my daughter Chris
MoMA sa Patty. This one said this, This one's said that,
what does this mean? What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Do you explain to her what that stuff means when
she asks you?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yes, because we would rather than have my daughter know
what sexual activity is before she encounters it in school.
Oh my god, I mean we didn't start educating my
daughter until about three months ago when she started coming
home an instid.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, Zach's enough for me, thank you?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
What do you want me to say? All I know
is that now you can't raise your daughter nai okay.
But she says to me, the kids in class said
that means this when a man does this and a
man does that, and clans of telling her, oh yeah,
your mother yet all this and that blah blah blah.
She tells us and she axes us for verification. What
do we play dumb? And then she finds out it's true,

(03:12):
and then she looks at us with the liars.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sir, you tell her the stork brought her like everyone
else does.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, you're blowing us out of a portion and you're
making it sound worse than it is and it's not.
It's just a stupid thing.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well, I have your wife on the other line. Let
me just transfer and hold on. Blenda, are you there?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, she took a picture of that was on my
cell phone and she emailed.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
The time you need that picture on her phone?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
John, Why do you Blenda? Don't you dare flip this
on me? Now?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, I think that we're going to have to suspend
her for a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You're going to have to suspend her and a school record.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, first of all, there's no need for the language.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
But wait you I know, but it's no need for you.
Let me tell you something. I catch one kid saying
a word and my kid and I'm telling you I'm
gonna be at your deesk in the morning and you're
gonna just spend them.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Sir, Sir, I just would like to say one thing,
and that is.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
You know, this is the phone. What what are you
talking about? John, your phone.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
You're right, it is a phone.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You're so out of your mind. Oh my god, I'm
gonna kill you. That sounds like what's it manarow or.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Something, John, This is Danielle Monarrow. You just got phone.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh my god you are.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill you. Wenda, Yeah, I
gotta go.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I think I just hit my cant the Elvis Duran
phone tap.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh my