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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Phone Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Phone tap. Let's get into the phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
What do you have today, Danielle? All right, Marlow says,
my mom has a crazy, bad temper. We share a
phone plan. She's always all over me about extra charges
of paying my half on time. Now call her as
a provider and tell her that I ordered a different
kind of a cell phone. She's gonna go crazy on you.
So that's what we did. Danielle. When you do these
phone taps sometimes you can be very mean. Are you
okay with this? I think though? Right here we go,

(00:27):
let's see how mean daniel has to get to get
her going. Today's phone tap. Hello, Yes, I am looking
for Marlow Kazakowski.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
This is mom. This is my phone number, not Marlowe's.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh something, Hi, this is Leslie Mann's. I'm calling from
the Okay, tell her that her sidekick is in Oh okay,
she was looking for the black one and anything that.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Since we're on a family plan, anything she does does
not affect me. Right.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh, if you're on the same plan, then yeah, definitely does.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, then I think I will have to kill her.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Why are you going to kill her?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't want my plan touched. I don't want my
plan extended. I keep trying to get it shortened, and
she keeps staring things to extend it.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh, she extended it for two years because she got
the sidekick, and you're in for two more years as
well because you're on the same plan.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh that's just not acceptable.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
No, I'm going to have to change this account so
she can't touch it and make any kind of changes.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
She told me to go ahead and just charge the
rest of the fee on the credit card that you
used to pay your bill. No, she told me that
you said it was okay.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
She told me that just to check with my mom
and she's going to approve everything.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, her mom is not going to approve anything.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, because we have an issue.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Then I can't cancel it.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Can you hold one second, because I'm going to try
and get Marlowe on the phone so that you can
speak to her because she's telling me that this should
be approved. Please hold.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
She told them that it was okay to pay the
charges on my credit cards that I paid my account with.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's my credit card.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Children. Let her shut the phone off. It doesn't matter credit.
Let me shut the phone off. I'm not getting my phone,
so off. Let her cut the other phone. I screwed
myself when I agreed to this damn family plan.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Hello. Hi, Hello Marlowe. Yeah, Hi, I do have your
mom on the phone. She does say that she did
not give permission for you to charge the rest to
the credit card? Mom?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Did I say you could do that? I didn't think
it would be a big deal. Did you ask me
if I could pay it?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Then?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I said no, but it's on the credit card. Did
I say that that's my bank account cause I thought
it was your credit card. No, I don't have credit card.
I have no more credit, I have no more money.
What part of that didn't you understand?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's only I didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I just didn't think it's gonna be don't tell me
what it's only you asked me if I had the money.
I told you I do not have the money at
this time. Then you have no right to call them
and tell them I print something that's pride. Can you
just tell them? Can you just tell them that it's okay? No, No,

(03:11):
I've not show them that it's okay. I don't have
the money in my bag. What loot of that. Don't
you understand?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, I was already gonna be on the way to
go pick up the phones.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, I'm sorry, I already told you I don't have
the money sixty dollars. I don't have sixty dollars. What
part of that don't you understand? I don't see how
you can have sixty dollars? Do you want sixty dollars?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
But I'm okay, Well with me to do? I I
don't know as much as you. I'm still a square
on to pay my horse payment this month. I don't
have extra money. Well, when I'm hying it, you want
to hide in my back? Why don't you have the money?
Why don't you have the money?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I have to keep paying you. Do you know? You
know what? Then cancel your phone and don't buy it.
I can't care buy it when you have money.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I just wanted you to know that the phone it
is in and since it was special order, you do
need to pick that up this week. So we do
need to figure that out. Did you hear that?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't care shining somebody to borrow the money from.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's three fifty three eleven. It's kind of a steep price.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm not paying for it. Please, Mom, I don't have
twenty hundred dollars? What kind of them? Don't you understand
how we're going to cancel the whole you'll have no moone.
You should not have purchased a phone that you could
not affaud. I didn't know that I was going to
have to pay it a me area. I figured I
could pay for it. You know what, You should ask
those questions before you buy something.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
This really is a good deal. It's three fifty three
eleven and there's a twenty five dollars rebate.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
If you can care less whether my daughter has a
new phone. She shouldn't have bought something that she can't
afford to pay for. On your part, I shouldn't have
to be responsible for it.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
By the way, Paris Hilton uses one of these sidekicks.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Do you think I give a day what Palace Hilton muses.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
But I'm sure your daughter would be very popular with
the kids.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
But I'm sure my daughter shouldn't have bought a fall
And I don't care who she's popular with.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's really like the hippest thing right now.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Though I cannot of want to pay anything, I want
to work out. It came and playing with my daughter.
You can work out something with my daughter.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Did I mention Paris Hilton has one write her name go.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't care Paras Shelton. Is her important to me?
I'm gonna punch this lady.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
This is Danielle from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
You got phone daft?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Are you so?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
It was a joke. There's no problem. They paid the bill.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Everything's fine.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Pontab was pre recorded permission granted by Altharts Duran phone
tab on Elvi's Duran in the Morning Show.
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