Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkey

Froggy calls Paige’s mom with the surprise LIVE turkey delivery her daughter is sending her!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap
all right, into the phone tap? Whose phone tap is it? Oh,
it belongs to Froggy. Froggy really year real Froggy. Phone
taps are always festive? So what are our listener page
called this? She's been telling her mom that there is
a service that brings a live turkey to your house
on Thanksgiving, and her mom wants nothing to do with

(00:24):
this service. Turkeys are nasty, No one wants anything to do.
So I call us Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys, and I'm
ready to deliver the turkey on Thanksgiving. All right, Tommy
from Tommy's Turkeys is calling in phone tapping, let's listen. Yeah,
I'm looking for Gail. Yeah, this is Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys.

(00:45):
I'm coming to deliver your Thanksgiving turkey in a couple
of weeks. Just wanted to touch base with you before
we head on over. I didn't order a turkey. I
need to get a time you're going to be home
so that before I can deliver this turkey because a
new livery in your area on the same day. I
didn't order a turkey. Yeah, were somebody to order the
turkey for a Gale's here at Thempton and needs to

(01:06):
be delivered on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm
coming to your house to deliver. Hello. Yeah, I think
we were disconnected. This is Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys. Somebody's
ordered it free as a gift that pulsimply name name
my daughter. I don't know. I've gotta I gotta talk it.

(01:26):
I've got a forty five pound live bird right here
that I'm bringing to your house. It could be alive.
You wouldn't want it to be dead now Thanksgiving us
in a little ways away. It wouldn't be fresh, But
no one wants to be the turkey alive. Now, I'm
going to handle all of that well, apartment, I promise

(01:48):
you right now, he will not be alive when he
gets on the table. He's gonna kill this turkey. If
I catch no, I'm gonna I'll take care of all that.
You don't worry about any of that kind of stuff.
All I need is to finish up the form of
payment prior to arriving at your residence. I thought this
was a gift, Well, it was only a percentage was

(02:09):
paid for it to secure the turkey, because you know
there's not a lot of forty five pounds birds running
around rampant. Okay, so gonna cost me? Well, they put
down a two hundred dollars deposit. I've already got that cleared.
That's a deposit. I'm gonna need the remainder. I'm gonna

(02:31):
need the remaining eight hundred dollars in order to start
my trip a thousand. I'm coming from a long distance,
like ten states away. You'll be paying for lodging for
me and your turkey. That's the only way we can
get there. I turkey. It's a gift. It's a gift.

(02:52):
You get worked it out with you do you work
it out with the gift giver after I get there?
I'm not Hello, Mamma, I say, what are you doing this?
Some idiot keeps calling me? Do you want to bring
a turkey for Yeah? Go to be a surprise? What

(03:14):
I gotta pay a thousand dollars? You're welcome. I'm I
don't want to you know you ordered? Somebody even tell
me what's along with you? That's what a surprise is. Mom,
I thought you he's happy. No, I'm not. What are
you doing things? Behind my back. And then I gotta
pay a thousand bucks. What are you thinking? Money grows eye.
I'm helping you. I'm helping you. You are not helping

(03:36):
You shouldn't saying thank you. This is my gift, is
not a thank you. All right, he's showing up. I'm
gonna pay him a thousand bucks. I gotta put him up.
Locals forget a wife burn in my apartment. What are
you crazy? Listen, I'll cut you a discount. Who is
this time? Instead of a thousand dollars on the phone.
Instead of a thousand dollars, how's about you give me

(04:00):
four hundred and I'll eat Thanksgiving dinner with you? What's
going on? This is Froggy from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Mom, and you've been phone tapped? Oh my god?
What is it like? I got time for that? The
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