Grandma Is A GILF I Want To Date

Grandma Irene has been Phone Taped 2 times already! This time, Garrett calls her....looking for love.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm about to get into another phone tap this poor lady.
I don't know how we're doing with her. Grandma Irene.
We phone tapped her twice in two weeks. She's going
for it and now what happened?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, all right, So Tracy wants to phone tap her
lovely Grandma Irene for the third time. So she knew
she would be able to get her because Tracy's been hooking,
trying to hook Grandma up with other senior citizens that
are single just like her. So I start the call
to Grandma Irene as you know, a guy looking for
love as well.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
All right, let's see what happens the third time you
guys have phone tapped Grandma Irene. Let's listen it.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Irene. Please. Oh hey Irene.
My name's Fulton. I met your granddaughter Tracy over at
the supermarket a few days ago and she said I
should give you a call. Okay, I think I would
love to set up something where you and I can

(00:59):
get together and see if you know, we hit it off.
I saw your picture and I think you are beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I think you got the wrong number.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no irene. Listen, I am
twenty two years old.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I go I think twenty two? Did I hear you right?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Twenty two?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes, twenty two years old, soon to be twenty three
within the next two months. But I don't know if
you know what gilph is. But I am totally thinking
you're a guilt right now. So I what a guilfh No,
don't worry about that. I think you and I should
go out on a lovely date. Could start off at

(01:39):
the park. I'll get a nice loaf of bread and
we could feed the birds, you know, go out for
some dinner. I heard you love pasta you know your
granddaughter did. Of course, we had a long conversation. I
know more about you, probably than you even know.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
What do you mean? You know more about me than
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
That You love to pick daisies on it Tuesday, as
do I, and I would love to make love to
you in those daisies one day.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well? Nothing, I'm just I am. I am, Yes, I do,
and I think that's what is attracting me more to you.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
You talk girl, your own age, What do you want
all the women for.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Why because wrong with you? I've heard you used to
be a pin up model, and I think that is
totally attractive.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Get yourself a therapist instead of a girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Listen, I heard you love doctor Oz and doctor Oz
says that you need sex in your life to keep
on living, So I think why not he is okay? Well,
maybe you know you and I could break the barrier
of that. I think you and I could be a
trendsetting couple. We could do great things.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
A little pervert, I don't want you calling me anymore.
I don't want to meet you. I don't want to
hear about your sick ideas. And hopefully you go find
yourself a psychologist because you need help, really need help.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I just baked a love cheesecake because I know that
your favorite, and uh, I think you would love to
know the fact that I have two tickets to go
see doctor Oz.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, I'm not going. I'm no, I'm not going about
stet away from me. I'm not some kind of horse
you can buy off with doctor os tickets in a cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I think if you get to experience the tickler from me,
I think you would change your mind.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Hey, Grandma, what are you doing on the phone? He see?
Are you're with that pervert right now? Get away from him? Run.
I wouldn't say that I'm I'm with him right now.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
No uh irene uh, she's.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Not with me because you're a pervert. I wouldn't want
her anywhere. News.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Now's a good time to tell you you've been phone tapped
yet again.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oha, Oh my god, aren't you getting nothing better to
don't than keep doing this to me. He's seemed to
change your mind a little bit when he brought up
those doctor oz picks. Get Grandma, I don't know I
did enough already.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all the participates.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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