Grandma Needs an Appointment

Danielle tries to make an appointment for her grandmother....the infamous Mrs. Mashgalopsis!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tappen.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Danielle, what do you have today? Janine wants
us to phone tap Jenna. Jenna works at a doctor's
office and she doesn't like when annoying patients call. So
Janine just basically said, call an annoyer.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
So that's what we did, all right, and here we go.
That's a good money. How can I help you?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes, Hi, I need to make an appointment for my grandma. Okay,
Linda mashkaalopsis.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Has she ever been here before?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, she's a new patient.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, I don't have any new patients until December.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
You can put her down today for about one.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
She can't come in today.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
But she really needs to shut her hands hurt.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, but you don't understand we're not accepting new patients.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'll spell mascalpsis for you, okay.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
But the thing is is that she can't come in today. Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I'll call you back then tell you when we can come.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, thank you. That's a good morning. How can I
help you?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I need to make an appointment for a new patient.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay. I don't have anything available until December.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, it's my grandmother and her hands hurt and she
really needs to come today.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, no, you can't come in.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I bet you could get your grandmother in there.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, but we're not talking about my grandmother right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well that's not fair. Then if you can get your
grandmother in, why can't you get mine.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I can give you an appointment for December, but.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
By then my grandmother's hands could fall off.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Your grandmother's hand is not going to fall off.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Her name is Linda Mashailopsis.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
She cannot be seen today.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
How about tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
We're out in the office tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
How about on not Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
There's nothing I have available?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Nice office. Good morning. How can I help Hi? My
name is Marie okay, and my grandma really.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Needs to come in for an appointment.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Her hands really hurt. Okay. Can I have the patients
list me? Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's masculopsis.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, I can have anything available until December.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Why are you such a meanie?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I've told you, and I've told the rest of your
family that she cannot be seen today.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
If she doesn't get a shot, then she's not going
to be able to wrap my birthday presents.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, you're about the fourth or fifth person that calls
in my fancilitation. What I know the situation. I know
her hands are hurting her, but your grandmother cannot come in.
She's a new patient. I'm not accepting new patients until December.
I'm fortunate. I told that to everybody who's called me
a reference to your grandmama, and unfortunately, but doctor cannot
see her. Hell, good morning. How can I help you?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yes, Hi, this is doctor Barnard and I'm calling for
Linda Mascallopsis.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
This is doctor Barnard.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yes, I'm her physician.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh you are what type of doctor?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Are you a hand doctor?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You have a PhD in a hand yes, bonology, phonology.
Can you hold on my mom? Uh huh, that's good morning.
How can I help you?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I need to come in and see the doctor today.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Are you a new patient? Yes, okay, I don't have
anything available until December.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
My hand's really hurt.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know your hands really hurt, and you have a
lot of grandchildren.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
My name is Linda MASc I know what your name is.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hans, But unfortunately the doctor cannot to you today. Why
because the doctor is busy with other patients today that
you're very busy, Jess now patient, Okay, enough now, Jane
gets I know you're pretending to cry, but it's not
really going to work.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Fortunately.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I know what to tell you. What are you What
are you going to tell me?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I want you to turn around and look at Janine
and say thank you so much because you've just been
phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh my god, I hate hello. Oh my hello, Jenna.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
This is Daniel Manaw and you've just been phone tap.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh my god. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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