Grandpa is a Sausage Stealer

Grandpa goes to the food store to sample and never buy, so his granddaughter had Danielle call from the store as the pissed off manager!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tappen, Danielle, Yes,
talk about it?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What do you got?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is the story of old Man Sausage.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
He's a grandpa and his granddaughter Deanna wanted to play
a phone tap on it because he goes to one
of those big food stores and samples a lot of
food but rarely buys anything, and so she keeps telling him, Grandpa,
you can't do that. It's something's gonna happen. And so
I'm calling because he's been busted.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
All right, here we go Grandpa's Sausage. The phone taps listening. Hello, Yes,
how I'm looking for mister Brinsley. Please, that's me.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
This is Melanie. I'm the manager at looks yes, yes,
and you there, No, sir, we don't have your turkey now.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Look I ordered a turkey.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's not why I'm calling.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I'm calling about another issue that we have with you
on Thursdays?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
What kind of issue?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
So on Thursdays?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
You know how we put all the samples out. We
notice that you eat for free and you never purchase anything.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Are you calling me about that? I know what a
sample is and A sample is something I eat for free?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Sir, you cannot come into the store on a Thursday,
eat like all the sausage samples and not buy the sausage.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I could come into the store anytime I want to,
if I could come in the store on Wednesday or
on a Friday, if I want you, I'll come in
on that Thursday and I'll eat every staple I watch.
Now you think about.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
That, No, for sure, you have to listen to me.
We're about to revoke your membership from the store.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
What do you mean, rebuff my membership? I've been messaged
two thousand and two.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's a lot of free sausage samples too, Well, you
put them out.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
There if they're not for free. Who are you anyway?
You don't sound like you've been working next walk? What like? God?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, sir, I'm one of the managers here, and so
Mike is not the only manager at the store.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You're one of the managers. I don't believe it. You
sound like you're eighteen years old, not eighteen Now get
a good wait till you we have you.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
On some raillance camera and all you do is come
in and eat and you don't buy anything.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
And we can't. And who asked you to put me
on today? It was jep What am I doing? You
know what the definition have a sample? This young lady?
Do they go to school, they tell you anything.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Come on, you come in there and you eat your
entire lunch. Don't lie.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
You go to Carol. I know Carol over there. You
ask her what do I what I do with a
sausage and the samples? I don't need the whole thing.
I leave something for everybody else, sir.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Just so you know, if you try to come back
to the store, we're going to have your picture in
the front and you will not.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Be let in.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Don't cut it out. Have my picture in the front.
I'll show your ass if you put my picture in
the front.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh, you can't sue us. You've been stealing from us.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Hey, you go to Marry. Mary's the one you put
her picture in the front.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
We are calling Mary next very lately. She wait, Okay,
that's not very nice, sir. Mary is on the list.
I'll be calling Mary next.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'll tell you it's not very nice. You put your
picture in the front, and then you show her how
it's not very nice. Stop calling me. Hello. Yes, I
told you to leave me alone. And I don't care
who you are, but just don't put my picture on
the front.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
All you have to do is say you're right, and
I will stop taking it. Any samples as I normally.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Take, I'm not. I'm not going to say that. I
don't take that many samples. Sham takes samples, Oscar take samples.
Mary takes ample.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh my gosh, everything he is going, he's going, he's
going going. Hear me, no idea what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I could take anything anymore. I can call with everybody
you like a more on of me.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
We'll talk to your granddaughter then, Deanna.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You there, Hey, Grandpa, who is this?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's Sianna Yana. Yeah, okay, Grandpa.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Get out of that store. We're not going back to tap.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
What's a joke.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
We're playing a joke on you.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Who's playing a joke on me? That person at the store.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yes, yes, the person at the store.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Get out of that store. Okay, don't hang around with Woolmer.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the morning show,