December 30, 2024 • 5 mins
Jake's wife Joanna calls to let him know that a SURPRISE bunch of people are coming over for Christmas!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I wish we could have more phone taps like this one,
the phone tap where we just kind of like to
fuse and run. If a stranger calls someone and phone
taps them, that's one thing. Yeah, But if you call
a friend or a family member, they trust you a
little more. Therefore you can really really pull the wool
over their eyes. So that's what today's phone taps all about. Yeah, Garrett,
tell me all about it.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Well, I put my feet up on the console for
this one. So Joanne is phone tapping her husband, Jake.
The couple just bought a brand new house and is
having the entire family over for their first Christmas in
the new house. God, so Joanne decided to call Jake
and let him let him know that a few more
people are coming over for Christmas dinner.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Let's listen in to today's a phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Here we go, Hey, how are you? Hey?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You're having a good day. Yes, so I've got everything organized.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's good, good, good, glad to hear that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I love a quick question. I mean, I know we're
having a lot of people over for Christmas, but I
wanted to invite a few more people over for dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean no reason lessing.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, yeah, we we've cried over thisfore, Honestly, like you
trying to piss me off. Honestly, I'm gonna be eating
my Christmas dinner in the basement already. I'm not even
eating in our new house. Okay, no, I don't care
who it is.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Come down, Okay, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Calm down, No, no, I'm not calming down. You don't
know if he's hurrying by brothers in laws, invited a mally
uncle's r so want to check out their ass the
right people. I've never even her cousins. I didn't know
you had a kidding me. No, I'm not calming down
nobody else.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I don't even want to have what's deep breasts. It's
just dinner.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It's not just dinner. It's not a real house. We're
going to have a nice Christmas dinner with my family
and your family. Right now. We've got three people in
my family and eight hundred people that are tangentially related
to you or maybe not even you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Are being a grinch, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Grinch, I'm being a grinch. Nobody more to reasons. We're
you're being you know what, how about this brother? But
find up in the yard, help for Christmas? Care here,
invite o the homeless people. We just open up the
front doors.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh, don't be ridiculous. Next time, I'm gonna start calling
you screwge.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh you know how jealous. We just bought a house.
We want to celebrate with that family. We want to
have a nice Christmas. This is not a nice Christmas.
I'm stressed out of my answer about this. People that
don't know. When he's traping through the new house, it's discussed.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I thought this was your favorite holiday. I'm so there's
no holiday focused on.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
If you're doing this on my favorite holiday, I'll just
go ahead hotell her what to do this They in
my favorite holiday teller room.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Instead of celebrating it with your family. No, I want
to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Listen to me, We've been through this. I want to
celebrate my family. I don't want to celebrate your brother's
in laws. I don't want to celebrate it with your
smilly uncle and hes. Twenty five year old Gate.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Would never missed. She's sorry. He looks with as many
people as possible.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No, that's not much about we owe a dual family
and a beautiful new house. My Barns haven't seen our
house yet. Learn you want to.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Invite your your parents too?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's later already my parents are coming. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You didn't say that you wanted them to come.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't have to say a word of to come.
Do you re invite my sister is well.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We didn't have a specific conversation. I thinking that it's fine.
I mean me, hold on.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Hold on the list that you that you said you're
thirty people to list. I didn't even in quote my family.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's okay, I just got more plans. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, it's not fine. It's not fine that you find
thirty people invite it as Christmas and you don't even
run of my family. Do you mention kidding me?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Or it's fine day today Christmas? There's thirteen days from now.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Listen, there's one more other thing.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I want other things for her bag?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right, Tiffany. She's a vegetarian and it's like she's
really strict, so she wouldn't eat anything if we had
the ham on the table.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So you're gonna hammer hand gran a ham on the table.
Where the hell do you work with the ham? Well?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I was thinking that we wouldn't make a ham this area,
that you didn't have to make it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What that's what? That is all We're gonna have Christmas,
my Christmas ham. It's the only thing I cook. I
cook Walter here, christ is about my damn. That's all
about the well. Can't have a hand in my house
all the backyard.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Hey Jake, Hello, my name is Garrett from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. And you just got a phone tap.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh my god, I'm so worked over.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh my god, Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
Speaker 2 (04:53):
All the Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Durant
in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I wish we could have more phone taps like this one,
the phone tap where we just kind of like to
fuse and run. If a stranger calls someone and phone
taps them, that's one thing. Yeah, But if you call
a friend or a family member, they trust you a
little more. Therefore you can really really pull the wool
over their eyes. So that's what today's phone taps all about. Yeah, Garrett,
tell me all about it.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Well, I put my feet up on the console for
this one. So Joanne is phone tapping her husband, Jake.
The couple just bought a brand new house and is
having the entire family over for their first Christmas in
the new house. God, so Joanne decided to call Jake
and let him let him know that a few more
people are coming over for Christmas dinner.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Let's listen in to today's a phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Here we go, Hey, how are you? Hey?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You're having a good day. Yes, so I've got everything organized.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's good, good, good, glad to hear that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I love a quick question. I mean, I know we're
having a lot of people over for Christmas, but I
wanted to invite a few more people over for dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean no reason lessing.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, yeah, we we've cried over thisfore, Honestly, like you
trying to piss me off. Honestly, I'm gonna be eating
my Christmas dinner in the basement already. I'm not even
eating in our new house. Okay, no, I don't care
who it is.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Come down, Okay, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Calm down, No, no, I'm not calming down. You don't
know if he's hurrying by brothers in laws, invited a mally
uncle's r so want to check out their ass the
right people. I've never even her cousins. I didn't know
you had a kidding me. No, I'm not calming down
nobody else.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I don't even want to have what's deep breasts. It's
just dinner.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It's not just dinner. It's not a real house. We're
going to have a nice Christmas dinner with my family
and your family. Right now. We've got three people in
my family and eight hundred people that are tangentially related
to you or maybe not even you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Are being a grinch, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Grinch, I'm being a grinch. Nobody more to reasons. We're
you're being you know what, how about this brother? But
find up in the yard, help for Christmas? Care here,
invite o the homeless people. We just open up the
front doors.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh, don't be ridiculous. Next time, I'm gonna start calling
you screwge.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh you know how jealous. We just bought a house.
We want to celebrate with that family. We want to
have a nice Christmas. This is not a nice Christmas.
I'm stressed out of my answer about this. People that
don't know. When he's traping through the new house, it's discussed.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I thought this was your favorite holiday. I'm so there's
no holiday focused on.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
If you're doing this on my favorite holiday, I'll just
go ahead hotell her what to do this They in
my favorite holiday teller room.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Instead of celebrating it with your family. No, I want
to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Listen to me, We've been through this. I want to
celebrate my family. I don't want to celebrate your brother's
in laws. I don't want to celebrate it with your
smilly uncle and hes. Twenty five year old Gate.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Would never missed. She's sorry. He looks with as many
people as possible.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No, that's not much about we owe a dual family
and a beautiful new house. My Barns haven't seen our
house yet. Learn you want to.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Invite your your parents too?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's later already my parents are coming. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You didn't say that you wanted them to come.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't have to say a word of to come.
Do you re invite my sister is well.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We didn't have a specific conversation. I thinking that it's fine.
I mean me, hold on.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Hold on the list that you that you said you're
thirty people to list. I didn't even in quote my family.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's okay, I just got more plans. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, it's not fine. It's not fine that you find
thirty people invite it as Christmas and you don't even
run of my family. Do you mention kidding me?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Or it's fine day today Christmas? There's thirteen days from now.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Listen, there's one more other thing.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I want other things for her bag?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right, Tiffany. She's a vegetarian and it's like she's
really strict, so she wouldn't eat anything if we had
the ham on the table.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So you're gonna hammer hand gran a ham on the table.
Where the hell do you work with the ham? Well?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I was thinking that we wouldn't make a ham this area,
that you didn't have to make it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What that's what? That is all We're gonna have Christmas,
my Christmas ham. It's the only thing I cook. I
cook Walter here, christ is about my damn. That's all
about the well. Can't have a hand in my house
all the backyard.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Hey Jake, Hello, my name is Garrett from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. And you just got a phone tap.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh my god, I'm so worked over.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh my god, Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
Speaker 2 (04:53):
All the Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Durant
in the Morning Show
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