I Smashed the Lawnmower into the Pool

Mike got a pool installed a couple weeks ago and his wife calls after driving the lawnmower into it!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's all up to you. Oh, we're going to get
my husband, Mike. We got this pool and stalled a
couple of weeks ago, and he wanted no part of
this pool. So anything that we can do to try
to get him fired up about the pools falling down
or something like that, he'll go nuts and lose his mind.
So Mike, yeah, oh my god, you're never gonna believe
what I did. What you do? I went outside to

(00:35):
mow the lawn and.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh my god, who would you do?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I ran into the pool, into the pool. I ran
into the butt just to the pool, and it made
a crack in the pool. Dang.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Let me ask yourself, why are you trying to mold.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
A lawn because it needs to be mowed. I don't know.
I was trying to stake help you out with the
work and the yacht and stuff. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
We know every time you try to do some sin,
you something happened. You tried to mod a long list,
and you put the gas with the oil, you tried
to weed whack, you prop the things. Why are you
keep doing things like.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That for I'm just trying to help you. I don't
know what to do. Maybe I could like, guy, well there's.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
The pool's done, go to pool people. I don't know.
It's broke, but here's a warranty, like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
S there's nothing you can do. What could you do?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Pull?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's broke, it's coming out? Are we gonna do? I'm
not a pool guy. Pull the pool people?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
What pool people? The place that we bought it from?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard.
It's like all flooded.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's gonna flood. The whole yard's gonna flood.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh my god. The water is like I think it's
going like into the Pinion coop or something.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns. It's gonna flood the
whole neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You did me, Well, what am I gonna do about
the birds in the back?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't know, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
God, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
How could you do something like that? I don't understand you, Like,
what are you trying to motilaf for? You just moved?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm sorry. I just thought I would help you. I
was cleaning the hand, and not help from me.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
By doing things like that, you're not helping me. I
tried to tell you that already, didn't I know, I
told you that when you pulled the thing out and
you put an oil in the gage.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh my god, Now the freaking the water is all
above the outlet and the spark's coming out of the
pigeon coop. What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Now? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
There's Oh my god, I'm pulling.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'm prouding, shutting plugged in.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh you'll get away from it and get the got
it there? Oh my god, No, don't even call me back.
Do im working?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay? No, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Don't shut the pro break the hottle downstage and get
the got in the yard. Are you doing? What the
are you doing here? Michael?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hello? Get the.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
You got to make me have a bad attack over here.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
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