November 30, 2023 • 3 mins
Tod's mom is so excited to eventually meet her son's new girlfriend. But, maybe not on their Hawaiian family vacation.... which she just invited herself to!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis, Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tapp all right, into the phone, tap all right, Danielle, Yes,
what do you have for us?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So Todd called and wanted us to phone tap his mom.
He's been in a relationship for a couple of months
and she has not met the girl yet. So mom's
a little stress. She's packing for his family vacation to Hawaii,
and we thought this would be the perfect time we
call mom, we mess with her. So I start to
call us Todd's new girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You know, you can't mess with people when they're about
to go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I know it's bad.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
People get very, very weird it out. All right, let's
see what happens.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Daniel's Yes, Hi, I'm looking for Todd.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh, he's not here right now.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You take a message for him.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Mom. It's Rachel, his girlfriend. Rachel.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hi, Rachel.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Right. I tried to get him on it sell, but
he's not picking up. I'm trying to pack for the
trip and I just want to make sure I packed
the right stuff for what trip? The Hawaiian trip?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Are you going to Hawaii too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm going with you. Guys. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What do you meant you're going with this?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Invited me to go with you guys, Dave, he's getting
me a ticket, and that he couldn't wait for me
to go.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Honey, this is like a thing we're doing just just
just just as a family.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, I'm family. We've been dating two months. I'm family.
You know you've never been to Hawaii. I want to go.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Uh huh, but but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We've new bikinis I bought.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He knows that this is a very no, that this
isn't you can't. No, you can't go, but.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I bought five new bathing suits.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't even really know you. I mean, it's not
like you guys are engaged or anything.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, I was hoping that's going to happen in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You know what I'm I'm just gonna call Todd. Okay,
I'll we'll get back to you.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, if if I can't go, Todd can't go.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
All right, Now, you're crossing a line. Todd is going
on this trip.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
But he's my boyfriend, and so if he can't, if
I don't go, he's not gonna go.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Are you kidding me? I'm serious? Hitting me right, now
I have to go. I have to go.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm todd. When she calls you, what you know will
be happening any moment now, let me know, and I'd
like to listen in.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Okay, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, she's calling, she's calling, Okay, put me through, and
I'm just listening. It's all you guys, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's the thing that she's coming with us on our
trip to Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh, I thought it would be good for you, for
us all to be together.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, you actually invited her on this trip? Yeah, First
of all, this isn't happening. And second of all, she
told me that if if she couldn't go, that you
couldn't go. Who is this woman?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well we need to listen to her, because if that's true,
then then I gotta I can't go because I do
what she says.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What did she do to? This is insanity?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Sorry, hold on just one second. I got a text
from her. Oh oh oh, this is not good. I
actually have to go because I gotta go pick up
her pops. That's from the groomers. Their nails are done.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm coming out. I'm coming over right now.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, I'm going to meet me at the groomers. If
you want to see me, I'm gonna pick up the books.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
No, you are saying, right alright, I'm coming over right now,
because then we are talking this out in person, because
something is going on and this is not okay, This
is not okay. Where are you right now?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm doing your laundry?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What kind of does this woman happen over you? What
is happening to you?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Mom? How do you hold the song or do you
just crumple it up?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
What's happening? How are you on the phone? Is he
there right now?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's Daniel man Arrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And guess what, You're just being phone tapped?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Boom, Oh my gosh, Mom. Now I'm Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all the
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Elvis Daren phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Don't answer the phone. Elvis, Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tapp all right, into the phone, tap all right, Danielle, Yes,
what do you have for us?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So Todd called and wanted us to phone tap his mom.
He's been in a relationship for a couple of months
and she has not met the girl yet. So mom's
a little stress. She's packing for his family vacation to Hawaii,
and we thought this would be the perfect time we
call mom, we mess with her. So I start to
call us Todd's new girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You know, you can't mess with people when they're about
to go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I know it's bad.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
People get very, very weird it out. All right, let's
see what happens.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Daniel's Yes, Hi, I'm looking for Todd.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh, he's not here right now.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You take a message for him.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Mom. It's Rachel, his girlfriend. Rachel.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hi, Rachel.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Right. I tried to get him on it sell, but
he's not picking up. I'm trying to pack for the
trip and I just want to make sure I packed
the right stuff for what trip? The Hawaiian trip?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Are you going to Hawaii too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm going with you. Guys. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What do you meant you're going with this?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Invited me to go with you guys, Dave, he's getting
me a ticket, and that he couldn't wait for me
to go.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Honey, this is like a thing we're doing just just
just just as a family.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, I'm family. We've been dating two months. I'm family.
You know you've never been to Hawaii. I want to go.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Uh huh, but but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We've new bikinis I bought.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He knows that this is a very no, that this
isn't you can't. No, you can't go, but.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I bought five new bathing suits.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't even really know you. I mean, it's not
like you guys are engaged or anything.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, I was hoping that's going to happen in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You know what I'm I'm just gonna call Todd. Okay,
I'll we'll get back to you.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, if if I can't go, Todd can't go.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
All right, Now, you're crossing a line. Todd is going
on this trip.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
But he's my boyfriend, and so if he can't, if
I don't go, he's not gonna go.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Are you kidding me? I'm serious? Hitting me right, now
I have to go. I have to go.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm todd. When she calls you, what you know will
be happening any moment now, let me know, and I'd
like to listen in.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Okay, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, she's calling, she's calling, Okay, put me through, and
I'm just listening. It's all you guys, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's the thing that she's coming with us on our
trip to Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh, I thought it would be good for you, for
us all to be together.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, you actually invited her on this trip? Yeah, First
of all, this isn't happening. And second of all, she
told me that if if she couldn't go, that you
couldn't go. Who is this woman?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well we need to listen to her, because if that's true,
then then I gotta I can't go because I do
what she says.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What did she do to? This is insanity?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Sorry, hold on just one second. I got a text
from her. Oh oh oh, this is not good. I
actually have to go because I gotta go pick up
her pops. That's from the groomers. Their nails are done.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm coming out. I'm coming over right now.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, I'm going to meet me at the groomers. If
you want to see me, I'm gonna pick up the books.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
No, you are saying, right alright, I'm coming over right now,
because then we are talking this out in person, because
something is going on and this is not okay, This
is not okay. Where are you right now?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm doing your laundry?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What kind of does this woman happen over you? What
is happening to you?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Mom? How do you hold the song or do you
just crumple it up?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
What's happening? How are you on the phone? Is he
there right now?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's Daniel man Arrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And guess what, You're just being phone tapped?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Boom, Oh my gosh, Mom. Now I'm Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all the
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Elvis Daren phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
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