October 14, 2024 • 5 mins
Stacy's mom has been overly concerned about her daughter's last semester, so Danielle calls to wonder why she hasn't been attending her classes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. The Elvis Durand's phone tappen?
What's today's phone?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Tap? All over?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Well, Stacy emailed and says, I'd like to call my
mom tell her that I'm not allowed back in school
because I have excessive absence. My mom's gonna flip out
because I've only one more semester until I graduate. And
she asked me every day, sometimes fifteen times a day,
if I went to school. So we're calling her mom now,
we're gonna make her upset.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Hi, Stacy, Please, this is not Stacy.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, this isn't Who is this?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Says her mother. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hi, my name is Linda Vassar. I'm calling from Spaghner.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Fact.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Is she around?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
She is not. I can help you. She's not gonna help.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You with Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're just going through our records and calling people who
haven't been showing up for school and just trying to
figure out why they have been there.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
She goes at night. Now she's give her whole problem tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I know that, but she hasn't been here since
last semester.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well, then I think you take up with her cause
when she leaves my house and says, she's going to school.
That's why I think she's going. So I don't know,
but you have her cell phone.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Do you want me to three her in so you
can talk to her as well?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Sure, if you can do that, okay, yeah, can.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You hold a second?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, okay, hold.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
On, very nice. He gets dressed up to go to her friends.
He goes home with her and tell me what you
did in school and everything? Has a nurse saying she
wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Stay there? Are you there?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I say, well, you have to make from making your
flashes on the front with us, and said you have
not been to school at all this week?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Oh okay, isn't it something to you? What the past
three nights me and Christina have been going out. We
haven't been going to school.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay you know what. No, I am done with this, okay,
because you've made her school crazy with this nighttime thing.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Go other, mommy.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
If they throw me out of school whatever, I'll just
get a bar at night or something like that.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I'll get my pet. You have been lying me, number one,
that's the first place. All right, what do you think
you're doing?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You went to all this trouble me, Iree, I don't
need a degree. I don't need a certificate anything.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Okay, what why you lying me? What did you want
was not going to school with her? Okay, that girl
was no longer lad, that's what's gonna be to No.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Listen, listen, I swear how had a job at like
a bar? They make really good money bartenders, and I'm
pretty too, so I.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Answer, Excuse me, I'm not paying thirty thousand dollars for
a bartending job.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Are you not here today? Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why do I Why do I need a degree? Come on?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Excuse me? You are going to go for a certificate
Until you.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I'll depend on my husband, my.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Boy, are you rus come on a drugs?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Why would I depend on your husband's the rest of
your life? This is a miss independent girl.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Excuse me? Shut up right on my work. I cannot scream.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
One month, severe severe trouble cause you lied to your father,
made the last two nights. Okay, make a full out
of me, MELI as an you questions about school, You're
carrying all everything else and you haven't been there. Okay,
who are you hurting? Here?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You don't need a degree you have.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I set up people buying all myself.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'll work out you pay a bar full time jobs.
They're scaring me.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I just won't put education on my resume.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And I'm not having a thirty thousand dollars long and
my shoulders and you were for you to barkened mommy.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
You make a lot of money bartending. Have you ever
done it?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
And I'll scare me? Forget it? The idea is forget it. Okay,
I'm I'm another friends all I can do what I want.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I don't know why you're overreacting.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm unreacting. You're lied to me. I can't trust you
because you're this is a huge mass of law.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
You told me I'm not going to school anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't I know that could have just three.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You all ever again? Nowhere else either.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
You're not Prettywhere we're trying to say is I have
thirty thousand dollars and you don't seem to care about mommy.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's okay, just pay it off.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
How do you want I pay you off? Spacy?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
How it's not that much money?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Are you crazy? You're the girl who's always level headed?
It's not you see how you have hurt me. It
doesn't matter the mean thing to you.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I can't talk to you about anything because you're crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
So thinks you're a lie to me.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, it's gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I told me every night.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's much easier to lie to you. It's much easier.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
This is not my daughter.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
You're really overreacting about this.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It's I'm unreacting when you're When you have a thirty
thousand dollars road under your name, let's see how you overreact.
I'm not paying it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Mommy, it's just not I told you school is not
for me. It's really fine.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
All you had to do was tell me that a
month ago. But it's that every night. So, honey, how
was school today?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It was good.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I have to dressed up.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
When I go.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You lied and you kept the light going. That's what
hurts me more than anything. Why come through?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Why don't you want me to like barotens or something?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So I'm not talking.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
If you're working a club, I can dance in a
club or something like that.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'll be home.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'll be safe.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I can't believe you're talking like this.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, I can be a stripper.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You're talking stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's always an option.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You're not my daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hey Ma, she's not on drub. Do you know what
she's on? What she's on the radio, Because you've just
been phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Always God the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the morning Show
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. The Elvis Durand's phone tappen?
What's today's phone?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Tap? All over?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Well, Stacy emailed and says, I'd like to call my
mom tell her that I'm not allowed back in school
because I have excessive absence. My mom's gonna flip out
because I've only one more semester until I graduate. And
she asked me every day, sometimes fifteen times a day,
if I went to school. So we're calling her mom now,
we're gonna make her upset.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Hi, Stacy, Please, this is not Stacy.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, this isn't Who is this?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Says her mother. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hi, my name is Linda Vassar. I'm calling from Spaghner.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Fact.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Is she around?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
She is not. I can help you. She's not gonna help.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You with Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're just going through our records and calling people who
haven't been showing up for school and just trying to
figure out why they have been there.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
She goes at night. Now she's give her whole problem tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I know that, but she hasn't been here since
last semester.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well, then I think you take up with her cause
when she leaves my house and says, she's going to school.
That's why I think she's going. So I don't know,
but you have her cell phone.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Do you want me to three her in so you
can talk to her as well?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Sure, if you can do that, okay, yeah, can.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You hold a second?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, okay, hold.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
On, very nice. He gets dressed up to go to her friends.
He goes home with her and tell me what you
did in school and everything? Has a nurse saying she
wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Stay there? Are you there?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I say, well, you have to make from making your
flashes on the front with us, and said you have
not been to school at all this week?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Oh okay, isn't it something to you? What the past
three nights me and Christina have been going out. We
haven't been going to school.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay you know what. No, I am done with this, okay,
because you've made her school crazy with this nighttime thing.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Go other, mommy.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
If they throw me out of school whatever, I'll just
get a bar at night or something like that.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I'll get my pet. You have been lying me, number one,
that's the first place. All right, what do you think
you're doing?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You went to all this trouble me, Iree, I don't
need a degree. I don't need a certificate anything.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Okay, what why you lying me? What did you want
was not going to school with her? Okay, that girl
was no longer lad, that's what's gonna be to No.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Listen, listen, I swear how had a job at like
a bar? They make really good money bartenders, and I'm
pretty too, so I.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Answer, Excuse me, I'm not paying thirty thousand dollars for
a bartending job.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Are you not here today? Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why do I Why do I need a degree? Come on?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Excuse me? You are going to go for a certificate
Until you.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I'll depend on my husband, my.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Boy, are you rus come on a drugs?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Why would I depend on your husband's the rest of
your life? This is a miss independent girl.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Excuse me? Shut up right on my work. I cannot scream.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
One month, severe severe trouble cause you lied to your father,
made the last two nights. Okay, make a full out
of me, MELI as an you questions about school, You're
carrying all everything else and you haven't been there. Okay,
who are you hurting? Here?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You don't need a degree you have.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I set up people buying all myself.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'll work out you pay a bar full time jobs.
They're scaring me.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I just won't put education on my resume.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And I'm not having a thirty thousand dollars long and
my shoulders and you were for you to barkened mommy.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
You make a lot of money bartending. Have you ever
done it?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
And I'll scare me? Forget it? The idea is forget it. Okay,
I'm I'm another friends all I can do what I want.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I don't know why you're overreacting.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm unreacting. You're lied to me. I can't trust you
because you're this is a huge mass of law.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
You told me I'm not going to school anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't I know that could have just three.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You all ever again? Nowhere else either.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
You're not Prettywhere we're trying to say is I have
thirty thousand dollars and you don't seem to care about mommy.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's okay, just pay it off.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
How do you want I pay you off? Spacy?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
How it's not that much money?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Are you crazy? You're the girl who's always level headed?
It's not you see how you have hurt me. It
doesn't matter the mean thing to you.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I can't talk to you about anything because you're crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
So thinks you're a lie to me.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, it's gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I told me every night.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's much easier to lie to you. It's much easier.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
This is not my daughter.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
You're really overreacting about this.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It's I'm unreacting when you're When you have a thirty
thousand dollars road under your name, let's see how you overreact.
I'm not paying it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Mommy, it's just not I told you school is not
for me. It's really fine.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
All you had to do was tell me that a
month ago. But it's that every night. So, honey, how
was school today?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It was good.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I have to dressed up.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
When I go.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You lied and you kept the light going. That's what
hurts me more than anything. Why come through?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Why don't you want me to like barotens or something?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So I'm not talking.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
If you're working a club, I can dance in a
club or something like that.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'll be home.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'll be safe.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I can't believe you're talking like this.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, I can be a stripper.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You're talking stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's always an option.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You're not my daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hey Ma, she's not on drub. Do you know what
she's on? What she's on the radio, Because you've just
been phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Always God the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the morning Show
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