Landscaper is Chopping Down our Tree

Seth is very fond of his oak tree, and Garrett its the landscaper who accidentally cut it down!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone tapp?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap? All about?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Set it up?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
So Sarah wants to play a phone tap on her
husband Seth. Now, Sarah knows how much Seth loves this
tree in their front yard. It's been there forever and
Seth just loves the tree. So she thought it'd be funny.
Let's call up Seth and I'll be the bad landscaper
doing something to do something to his favorite tree. All right,
let's see what happens in Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hey, how are you? Hey? Did you start her landscapers today? Now?
What I've got some guy here, he came over to
do the regular landscaping and he's cutting down the oak tree,
cutting it down?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Did you you didn't tell him to do that? No? No,
pop him? Okay, I mean he's in the middle of it.
Now I'll go over there, go in there and go
on and stop him right now? Okay, thanks, yes, yeah, no,
I have I have my husband on the phone, and
we don't want you to cut down the tree. What

(01:05):
we don't want you to cut down the tree?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Cut down the tree?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Don't don't stop, stop cutting, stop cutting. Put him on
the phone. Some people put down the phone. My husband,
he don't, don't cut down the tree, stop cutting it down. Hello, Yeah,
what are you doing, Bud?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
This is a homeowner?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh Seth?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hello? Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, no, send over by Steve. He said to come
to the lawn, and I'm pretty sure he had a
feeling you were going to ask him to cut down
the tree. So I just went ahead and started to
cut it down.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
My grandfather planted that tree after his first date with
my grandmother.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
All right, that tree has been in the backyard of
this family home for generation. Okay, so yeah, no, it
looks pretty old. So I just figured to take it
down now before you asked us to do it. So
that's no big problem wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
With the tree. There's no reason to take the tree down.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, I just had a feeling that, you know, maybe
eventually soon you might say, hey, once you take down
the tree. I had nothing going on today.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, no, but could you put back what you've done?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Or no? What I could do is I mean, if
you really want a tree, I can I can put
a new tree there, and if you.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Want I don't want a new tree. I want this
my family tree. You can't replace the tree.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well I could. I could get my grandfather to come
over and help plant the tree if it just if
you need a little backstory for that.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't know if you're trying to be a smart
ass or what. But get the off my lawn. I'm
calling the cop.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
No need to do that. This is only my first
day on the job here, all right, I don't need
any trouble like that. I'm gonna go finish the job, okay,
and get out.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, you don't. Don't finish the job.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Hey, he's all good. I'm gonna get finishing up on
the tree. Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I thought you didn't want the tree chopped down. I
don't want the tree chopped down. I don't know what's
wrong with this guy. You won't listen to me. You
do whatever it takes to keep her from cutting down
the tree. You know it's dangerous. The hands. Well you
you want to what do you want all? It looks
like he's getting in the truck. It looks like he's done.
Don't let it, guys, don't let him get in the truck.
Don't let him leave. Now you want block, I want

(03:06):
the truck sir Peisi, tell me don't the truck if
you have to, We don't want you to go yet.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
When I gotta get out of here, I got I
got things to do, Okay, I'll be back.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
To make sure to visit Jo Pho. This is not
what you were asked to do. I need somebody up
in ninety four. There's some maniac to.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Come down a family tree in my back yard is
not authorized.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Garrett, Gary, he's on the phones across said, Seth, you're
still there, buddy, the top on the way. I mean,
I'm getting I'm getting him on the phone right now, Seth.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
My name is actually Garret from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. And you just got phone taxs.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
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