December 27, 2024 • 4 mins
Brody's Murray the Magnificent is the hired entertainment for Debbie's company party. Unfortunately, he's not as appropriate as she was expecting!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone
tap and.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
One of my favorite characters in the world of phone
taps is Murray the Magnificent done by our own Dave Brody.
Eric is phone tapping his boss Debbie. You see, Debbie
is in charge of the company holiday party for the
entire company. She's asked her assistant Eric to handle all
the entertainment because he has lots of connections. So Eric
(00:25):
thought it'd be great idea to hire the Magnificent Murray
since he's heard the Magnificent Murray on previous phone taps.
Thanks to our friend Brody, Brody's gonna call Debbie to
go over the magic tricks he's performing at their company
party as the world famous magician, the Magnificent Murray.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Let's listen in to today's phone deb Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
This is Debbie.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Is this wie Eli?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Se Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
This is hi Debbie. My name is the Magnificent Murray.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm a magician that Eric hired your holiday party.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Good, good listen, good news that check cleared. I didn't bounce,
So that's that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We're starting off on a not We are a fortune
five hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Companies, and so I have a bunch of tricks I
wanted to run by you. And this way you can
pick which one are your favorites.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh okay, so what have you got?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
The first trick we do is called magic mug. Okay,
and I go all right, now it's time for magic mug.
And I waved my hand of this. It's about a
forty eight ounce mug with a big handle, and I
filled up with eggnog you know, tis the season, uh
huh okay, and I drink it down in about three
seconds flat. What I do is I go right, and
then I vomit all over the people in the front row.
(01:33):
I spit eggnog all of everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, right, no?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And then and then they have the ponchos.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Right, really you do that?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah? Yeah, it's great because it's agnogged magic trick.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Though, well it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Really vomit because it never really went down, but it's
more like, but noiling people's clothing.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, no, I give them the no, no, no, no, I
see that would be stupid. I give them the ponchos.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, but what's to say, you're not gonna you know,
up truck it on their face or their hair whatever.
Really don't like you. We don't need magic mug.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
All right, all right, well let me tell you about
you log. It's it's very easy.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
So I go over and I grab some food, and
I say, I'm going to magically transform this food. Okay,
So I take the food, I wave my magic wand
I eat it. I wave the wand over my belly,
and without removing my pants, I drop a big brown
U log.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right on the stage.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I don't think that's very funny at all.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Listen, and then I sit on fire. I sit on fire.
You didn't let me get to the part where I
set on fire.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Please please understand. This is a corporate party with the
big wigs, from everybody from the mailroom to the big wigs. Okay,
we want everybody to have a great.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Right do you want Do you want to have a
memorable party? Then then if you want a memorable.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Party, it's a memorable and distasteful.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, whatever, that's one point to me. Listen, don't know that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
We need to on the risk of effense.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Up tight, Annie, listen to me.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Excuse me, I have hired you for a job. It
was clear what we were looking for and I don't
understand why.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What you were looking for was entertainment.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I don't understand. It's like you're purposely trying to jeopardize.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, this is not going to be fair.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Okay, I have a good eric.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I want you to call it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Go.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hey, did Magnificent Murray call you? How awesome is he?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And just whatever she says just played off like no,
it sounds hilarious.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hello, Hey, did you get hear from a magnificent Murray?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That guy is not doing the party. I don't know
where you found him. Do you know the kind of
tricks that he wants to present at the party. He's
got vomit on people. I mean, what makes you think
that's appropriate?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
If you like this crap on fire?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Come on, like that's great.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
You weren't to hire a magician every DJ for a
corporate party, not party? What are you thinking? Guys? Even
get me fired, that's gonna get you're fired too. What
is smoking?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
We're just gonna have to go with the DJ. I
guess I don't know. J pardon he is the DJ.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
He's he's a magician, he's a DJ.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
What do you mean he is a DJ? I told
you to hire two people. What do you mean he's
the DJ too. No, he's a DJ. Oh my god,
Oh my god. We've got no entertainment. That means entertainment
because we cannot come to the party at oh, we
cannot run the risk. But he's going to do something offensive.
He hired a guy who's gonna onstead Debbie.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Actually, this is Dave Rody medlstre in the Morning Show,
and we're phone tapping you on the radio. I mean,
I can come there if you want, but it's you
just got booed up, Debbie.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone
tap and.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
One of my favorite characters in the world of phone
taps is Murray the Magnificent done by our own Dave Brody.
Eric is phone tapping his boss Debbie. You see, Debbie
is in charge of the company holiday party for the
entire company. She's asked her assistant Eric to handle all
the entertainment because he has lots of connections. So Eric
(00:25):
thought it'd be great idea to hire the Magnificent Murray
since he's heard the Magnificent Murray on previous phone taps.
Thanks to our friend Brody, Brody's gonna call Debbie to
go over the magic tricks he's performing at their company
party as the world famous magician, the Magnificent Murray.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Let's listen in to today's phone deb Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
This is Debbie.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Is this wie Eli?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Se Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
This is hi Debbie. My name is the Magnificent Murray.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm a magician that Eric hired your holiday party.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Good, good listen, good news that check cleared. I didn't bounce,
So that's that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We're starting off on a not We are a fortune
five hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Companies, and so I have a bunch of tricks I
wanted to run by you. And this way you can
pick which one are your favorites.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh okay, so what have you got?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
The first trick we do is called magic mug. Okay,
and I go all right, now it's time for magic mug.
And I waved my hand of this. It's about a
forty eight ounce mug with a big handle, and I
filled up with eggnog you know, tis the season, uh
huh okay, and I drink it down in about three
seconds flat. What I do is I go right, and
then I vomit all over the people in the front row.
(01:33):
I spit eggnog all of everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, right, no?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And then and then they have the ponchos.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Right, really you do that?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah? Yeah, it's great because it's agnogged magic trick.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Though, well it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Really vomit because it never really went down, but it's
more like, but noiling people's clothing.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, no, I give them the no, no, no, no, I
see that would be stupid. I give them the ponchos.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, but what's to say, you're not gonna you know,
up truck it on their face or their hair whatever.
Really don't like you. We don't need magic mug.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
All right, all right, well let me tell you about
you log. It's it's very easy.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
So I go over and I grab some food, and
I say, I'm going to magically transform this food. Okay,
So I take the food, I wave my magic wand
I eat it. I wave the wand over my belly,
and without removing my pants, I drop a big brown
U log.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right on the stage.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I don't think that's very funny at all.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Listen, and then I sit on fire. I sit on fire.
You didn't let me get to the part where I
set on fire.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Please please understand. This is a corporate party with the
big wigs, from everybody from the mailroom to the big wigs. Okay,
we want everybody to have a great.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Right do you want Do you want to have a
memorable party? Then then if you want a memorable.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Party, it's a memorable and distasteful.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, whatever, that's one point to me. Listen, don't know that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
We need to on the risk of effense.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Up tight, Annie, listen to me.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Excuse me, I have hired you for a job. It
was clear what we were looking for and I don't
understand why.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What you were looking for was entertainment.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I don't understand. It's like you're purposely trying to jeopardize.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, this is not going to be fair.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Okay, I have a good eric.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I want you to call it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Go.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hey, did Magnificent Murray call you? How awesome is he?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And just whatever she says just played off like no,
it sounds hilarious.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hello, Hey, did you get hear from a magnificent Murray?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That guy is not doing the party. I don't know
where you found him. Do you know the kind of
tricks that he wants to present at the party. He's
got vomit on people. I mean, what makes you think
that's appropriate?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
If you like this crap on fire?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Come on, like that's great.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
You weren't to hire a magician every DJ for a
corporate party, not party? What are you thinking? Guys? Even
get me fired, that's gonna get you're fired too. What
is smoking?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
We're just gonna have to go with the DJ. I
guess I don't know. J pardon he is the DJ.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
He's he's a magician, he's a DJ.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
What do you mean he is a DJ? I told
you to hire two people. What do you mean he's
the DJ too. No, he's a DJ. Oh my god,
Oh my god. We've got no entertainment. That means entertainment
because we cannot come to the party at oh, we
cannot run the risk. But he's going to do something offensive.
He hired a guy who's gonna onstead Debbie.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Actually, this is Dave Rody medlstre in the Morning Show,
and we're phone tapping you on the radio. I mean,
I can come there if you want, but it's you
just got booed up, Debbie.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
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