January 10, 2025 • 4 mins
Ralph loves his piano and is currently moving, so Garrett calls as a mover with a liiiiittle piano issue...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap?
All right, Garrett, the phone taps all yours? What's it
all about?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Marissa wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Ralph.
And Marissa's family is moving from New York to Iowa
this weekend, so everyone's packing up their house and moving
their things. So Dad Ralph has had his piano that
he loves so much. He moved that separately a few
days ago. So the piano is in transit to Iowa
right now. So I'm going to call Dad Ralph as
one of the guys moving this piano.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh boy, let him know there's a problem. Oh, don't
mess with this man's piano. I'll see what happens. Here's
Garrett's phone taps listening.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hello, I'm looking for a Ralph.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Ralph.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hi, Ralph. My name is all Off.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I work with our Milks Moving company. We're transporting your
piano from Brooklyn to Des Moines.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, where's Chicago right now? There seems to be a
little bit of an issue that we want to make
you aware of.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What do you mean an issue?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, it seems to be we hit a little bit
of a speed bump, and uh, we went to go
check the back after we got a slice of pizza
and everything wasn't tied down.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Okay, so what does that mean? Let me tell you something.
You got my piano in there. That's my baby.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Your your piano kind of got damaged.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
What do you mean kind of damaged?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, like I said, hit the bump, things got moved
around and we kind of hit a few walls with
the piano. It wasn't tied down properly. What it's broken,
it's kind it's in a few pieces.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Hey, that piano went out, but donna splatch on it.
You know what you were doing, Yes, we did your problem.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
We know what we were doing.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You do have the insurance? Correct?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No? I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well why wouldn't you get the insurance because.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I thought you guys knew what you were doing. Obviously
you guys are a buget bump.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Unfortunately that's on you. Then since you don't have the
insurance on the p.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
No, no, no, you guys are gonna pay every set
on that piano that cost me over five grand. Oh
you I wish one John to do move it from
point A to point D, and you know I'm gonna
get told my friends to come out there.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
All right, sir, I'm not joke, sir, sir, we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I will make sure my boss calls you very very soon.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Here, don't you hang up on me a bit.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I have to go.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
House. Hello are you? Here's me.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I had to hang up on him.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Let's call him back in just a few minutes, and
just let him know that you picked up a few
boxes for your move this weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, all right, Hello, hey dad, what's up? I don't
have a lot of time. Let's try to get everything back.
I was just letting you know I picked up a
few more boxes, right right, So what's what the attitude? Dad? Nothing.
I just got a phone call from the movers, the
moving the piano, and he just told me they had
a little mishap with it. What happened. I don't know
(03:15):
what happened. All I know is I got a phone
call from them and my piano is all broken up.
Faces in Chicago. Okay, okay, why are you yelling at me?
I'm sorry, I'm telling you I'm yelling to the situation.
It's just it's that five brand a few years ago.
You don't know how much I loved that piano. It's
like a fourth member of our family. I mean, I
(03:36):
was not expecting to today. You at least get the
insurance on it. You know what, right is sure? Who
buy insurance anymore? This wait of the shipments, that's all.
If you didn't get insurance at your fault, that was stupid.
Why would we do that?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Maybe we should have moved it yourself then?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And then it wasn't you. I got enough problems moving
your grandmother up and down the stadt. You know the
weight of that thing. I got enough over here with
backing off the rest of the place and moving on out.
I know I got this, Ralph, I have enough apprivation either.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Hey, Ralph, my name's Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning.
He got you. You just got phone tached.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Holly, Oh my god. Yeah, you guys are giving me
my attack here.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap?
All right, Garrett, the phone taps all yours? What's it
all about?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Marissa wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Ralph.
And Marissa's family is moving from New York to Iowa
this weekend, so everyone's packing up their house and moving
their things. So Dad Ralph has had his piano that
he loves so much. He moved that separately a few
days ago. So the piano is in transit to Iowa
right now. So I'm going to call Dad Ralph as
one of the guys moving this piano.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh boy, let him know there's a problem. Oh, don't
mess with this man's piano. I'll see what happens. Here's
Garrett's phone taps listening.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hello, I'm looking for a Ralph.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Ralph.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hi, Ralph. My name is all Off.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I work with our Milks Moving company. We're transporting your
piano from Brooklyn to Des Moines.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, where's Chicago right now? There seems to be a
little bit of an issue that we want to make
you aware of.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What do you mean an issue?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, it seems to be we hit a little bit
of a speed bump, and uh, we went to go
check the back after we got a slice of pizza
and everything wasn't tied down.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Okay, so what does that mean? Let me tell you something.
You got my piano in there. That's my baby.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Your your piano kind of got damaged.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
What do you mean kind of damaged?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, like I said, hit the bump, things got moved
around and we kind of hit a few walls with
the piano. It wasn't tied down properly. What it's broken,
it's kind it's in a few pieces.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Hey, that piano went out, but donna splatch on it.
You know what you were doing, Yes, we did your problem.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
We know what we were doing.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You do have the insurance? Correct?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No? I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well why wouldn't you get the insurance because.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I thought you guys knew what you were doing. Obviously
you guys are a buget bump.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Unfortunately that's on you. Then since you don't have the
insurance on the p.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
No, no, no, you guys are gonna pay every set
on that piano that cost me over five grand. Oh
you I wish one John to do move it from
point A to point D, and you know I'm gonna
get told my friends to come out there.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
All right, sir, I'm not joke, sir, sir, we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I will make sure my boss calls you very very soon.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Here, don't you hang up on me a bit.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I have to go.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
House. Hello are you? Here's me.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I had to hang up on him.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Let's call him back in just a few minutes, and
just let him know that you picked up a few
boxes for your move this weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, all right, Hello, hey dad, what's up? I don't
have a lot of time. Let's try to get everything back.
I was just letting you know I picked up a
few more boxes, right right, So what's what the attitude? Dad? Nothing.
I just got a phone call from the movers, the
moving the piano, and he just told me they had
a little mishap with it. What happened. I don't know
(03:15):
what happened. All I know is I got a phone
call from them and my piano is all broken up.
Faces in Chicago. Okay, okay, why are you yelling at me?
I'm sorry, I'm telling you I'm yelling to the situation.
It's just it's that five brand a few years ago.
You don't know how much I loved that piano. It's
like a fourth member of our family. I mean, I
(03:36):
was not expecting to today. You at least get the
insurance on it. You know what, right is sure? Who
buy insurance anymore? This wait of the shipments, that's all.
If you didn't get insurance at your fault, that was stupid.
Why would we do that?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Maybe we should have moved it yourself then?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And then it wasn't you. I got enough problems moving
your grandmother up and down the stadt. You know the
weight of that thing. I got enough over here with
backing off the rest of the place and moving on out.
I know I got this, Ralph, I have enough apprivation either.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Hey, Ralph, my name's Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning.
He got you. You just got phone tached.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Holly, Oh my god. Yeah, you guys are giving me
my attack here.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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