January 3, 2025 • 5 mins
Skeery's most recognizable character, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries get Jamie to make a donation in honor of the holidays!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone,
tap all right into the.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Phone tab Dear Elvis.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
My friend Jamie gets very very irritable, very very quickly
when telemarketers call her on her cell phone.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
She gets so mad.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
In fact, she recently got into a fight with a
phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her
on her cell phone. Why don't you have our buddy,
Michael Oppenheimer, give her a call and try to sell
her something. She'll explode. This comes to us from Kim Bashinsky.
All right, Kim, we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer
(00:40):
to the phone to call your friend Jamie on her
cell phone.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Let's listen it. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with
the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Phone. How are you
doing today?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Miss?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Why are you calling this number?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that
need your help today. Miss.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not wish
to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm very sorry,
but I can't do this right now. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe
you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me
on my cell phone. I do not wish to be
solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
This will only take twenty seconds, Miss Hello, This is
mister Michael Up in Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans
Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Miss You just called me.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I asked you not to call me on my cell phone,
and now you're calling me back.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Remove this number from your lig With.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
A pledge of fifteen dollars, you get the Disabled war
Veterans Recording Memorial tote. Would you like one of those?
Miss Hello? For one hundred dollars, we'll give you an
umbrella and for a one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Something.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Excuse me, this is not a recording. This is mister
Michael Up and Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas
Memorial Pond.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Well, if this is not a recording, why aren't you
listening to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, can you listen to me?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Please?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
M maybe listen to me. I'm listening with dated breath.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Miss Good, you called me twice in ten minutes on
my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my
cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,
or I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Goodbye. Hello,
This is.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Mister Michael Oppenheim and with the Disabled war Veterans with
Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Stop calling me? Take this number off your list.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We're looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit
and spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled
war veterans.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.
Stop calling me. I am on my job.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
But for a mere fifty dollars out of your pocket,
wouldn't you like this handy dandy little tote.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Take this number off your wrist right now, and for one.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Hundred and fifty dollars you get all three spectacular gifts,
including How the West Was One on DVD? How does
that make you feel?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We must be having a bad connection. I'm having trouble
receiving them.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, let me tell you something. Okay, now you're dealing
with me. You're not dealing with the other person who
answered the phone before. And if you continue to do this,
this will definitely be reported because we've had enough of
your guy.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We are a charity whatever, we are a charitable organization.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, may I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
This is not charity. You want charity, Winny, I.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Don't understand how you came up. Okay, it won't be
much longer.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Now stop calling.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You know I want your number and I want your
name right. Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
My name is mister Michael Poppenheimer. I'm on behalf of people.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Shut.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm calling on behalf of the people who listen to
me the hell up?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, don't no by again.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Do you understand people, or you will get Bible abuse
from me. Okay, I'm not going to call it this nonsense.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think you should bring it. We are talking about
people who served in the line of duty in this
country for you and for me, and stood up for
America and all what it believes. In Hell, this is
mister Michael, and I'm with the disabled, more veterans, Christmas
and oil fund. Have you changed your mind?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Miss not at all? You know you're really using it
my minutes, isn't there anyone else you could.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Bother if you'd like, I can bother Kim Bashinsky.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yes, by all means bother Kim Byshinsky.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Because Kim Bashinsky told us to play a phone tap
on you.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh great, I'd like to killer right now.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This is scary Jones. Melvios ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I'm in the middle of Macy's right now.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
For some reason, I thought of her because I tried
to call her while you.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Were calling me.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes, and I said she wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Do that to me.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Elvis Duran phone tap, Wow, you know what I love.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
The phone kept ringing, they kept answering, I love her.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Mom, Shut the hell up. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone,
tap all right into the.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Phone tab Dear Elvis.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
My friend Jamie gets very very irritable, very very quickly
when telemarketers call her on her cell phone.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
She gets so mad.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
In fact, she recently got into a fight with a
phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her
on her cell phone. Why don't you have our buddy,
Michael Oppenheimer, give her a call and try to sell
her something. She'll explode. This comes to us from Kim Bashinsky.
All right, Kim, we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer
(00:40):
to the phone to call your friend Jamie on her
cell phone.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Let's listen it. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with
the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Phone. How are you
doing today?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Miss?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Why are you calling this number?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that
need your help today. Miss.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not wish
to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm very sorry,
but I can't do this right now. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe
you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me
on my cell phone. I do not wish to be
solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
This will only take twenty seconds, Miss Hello, This is
mister Michael Up in Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans
Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Miss You just called me.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I asked you not to call me on my cell phone,
and now you're calling me back.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Remove this number from your lig With.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
A pledge of fifteen dollars, you get the Disabled war
Veterans Recording Memorial tote. Would you like one of those?
Miss Hello? For one hundred dollars, we'll give you an
umbrella and for a one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Something.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Excuse me, this is not a recording. This is mister
Michael Up and Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas
Memorial Pond.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Well, if this is not a recording, why aren't you
listening to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, can you listen to me?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Please?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
M maybe listen to me. I'm listening with dated breath.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Miss Good, you called me twice in ten minutes on
my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my
cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,
or I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Goodbye. Hello,
This is.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Mister Michael Oppenheim and with the Disabled war Veterans with
Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Stop calling me? Take this number off your list.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We're looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit
and spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled
war veterans.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.
Stop calling me. I am on my job.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
But for a mere fifty dollars out of your pocket,
wouldn't you like this handy dandy little tote.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Take this number off your wrist right now, and for one.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Hundred and fifty dollars you get all three spectacular gifts,
including How the West Was One on DVD? How does
that make you feel?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We must be having a bad connection. I'm having trouble
receiving them.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, let me tell you something. Okay, now you're dealing
with me. You're not dealing with the other person who
answered the phone before. And if you continue to do this,
this will definitely be reported because we've had enough of
your guy.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We are a charity whatever, we are a charitable organization.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, may I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
This is not charity. You want charity, Winny, I.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Don't understand how you came up. Okay, it won't be
much longer.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Now stop calling.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You know I want your number and I want your
name right. Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
My name is mister Michael Poppenheimer. I'm on behalf of people.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Shut.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm calling on behalf of the people who listen to
me the hell up?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, don't no by again.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Do you understand people, or you will get Bible abuse
from me. Okay, I'm not going to call it this nonsense.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think you should bring it. We are talking about
people who served in the line of duty in this
country for you and for me, and stood up for
America and all what it believes. In Hell, this is
mister Michael, and I'm with the disabled, more veterans, Christmas
and oil fund. Have you changed your mind?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Miss not at all? You know you're really using it
my minutes, isn't there anyone else you could.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Bother if you'd like, I can bother Kim Bashinsky.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yes, by all means bother Kim Byshinsky.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Because Kim Bashinsky told us to play a phone tap
on you.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh great, I'd like to killer right now.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This is scary Jones. Melvios ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I'm in the middle of Macy's right now.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
For some reason, I thought of her because I tried
to call her while you.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Were calling me.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes, and I said she wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Do that to me.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Elvis Duran phone tap, Wow, you know what I love.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
The phone kept ringing, they kept answering, I love her.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Mom, Shut the hell up. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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