Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler

You love to hate him, it’s Mr. Michael Oppenheimer! And today he has TWO victims while he tried to sell The Bedazzler!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Here comes the phone tap. Dear Elvis, I want to
phone tap my two aunts who live together.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
And this comes from what's her name? Her name is
Verity Verity.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Obviously, these two women living together, they cannot stand telemarketers.
So we're gonna sick Scary Jones and he's gonna call
them and sell them some stuff. So let's listen in
to today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with mevisninet
dot com. How are you doing today? Miss?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okay? But I'm not interested in anything you have to sell.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I have a question for you. How do you take
something from dull to dazzling?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
All right, I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You be dazzled with the original B dazzler stud and
rhinestone setter today you're in luck. Hi, it's mister Michael
Oppenheim with the B Dazzling hung calling prepared to be dazzled.
Miss I don't give it now? Are you on a
list of people to be called today? Miss which I

(01:03):
do not call this Do not call this number again.
Don't be dull, be dazzling with the Be Dazzling.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Man, I'm not call this number again.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Do you understand English? You can be dazzling had a shirt,
a belt, or a scarf or a sweater. It's easy
and it's fun. I don't care. You'll get the original
Be Dazzler, plus all the rhinestones, the studs and the
stars that you'll need. White ass, even if you've never
threaded a needle. Hello, even if you've never threaded a needle,

(01:38):
you'll be dazzling in minutes. Oh my god, stupid, but
miss I'm one of you. Hello, excuse me U nana. Okay,
this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't even.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
If you order now, it will be fourteen dollars and
ninety five cents plus seven dollars ninety five cents shipping
and handling.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's if it's great. I don't want it. Do you
understand that I do not want it?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Did you ever want to put some shimmer in one
of your belts or your pants? You buy it and
you give it to your mother. What credit card would
you like to use it? This time? You are want
stuff instead of a bitch. But the Be Dazzler is
the fashion craze of the season, ma'am, do you.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Want to sell it in all?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Are there clothes that you were considering throwing away? No,
because if they were, you can now be dazzle them
with the beat down.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a new generation of be dazzling with the bee dazzler.
A Messina citizen or interested in your product, maybe you'd
like to be dazzle your shawls.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You know you're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I really think you're missing out thinking. Who's that? None
of your business?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
You don't want to tell Tota.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Please don't speak on her, behnds Oh, I don't want
to be dazz Look, okay, you have it for Margaret.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
She don't want to be dazzlo Margaret.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Do not send anything to this house I'm sending you.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Do not send anything.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I'm solicited to this house. If you're not happy with it,
you can return it with you. You send me here,
I'm solicited.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's mine.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Freak clear. I got back to buy miss Hell all right,
jar So I keep going. Actually, she's calling me on
my job line. Hello, connect the lines, let us hear it.
Huh I'm sorry. This guy is called thirty something times.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
From the Dazzler. Michael Oppenheimert.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You know the thing that you.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Put these sparkles on your clothes, the case.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, what did he want? He wants to sew us?
He sold us for the Dazzlers because now it's on
my answer machine. What so, I'm you bought something you
try and did not buy? Can you play the such?
Wait a minute, hold.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
On three new messages. I just good Interne. This is
mister Michael at this time, if you could to come
to your phone so we can complete this transaction. I'm
going to put this parachis through if I do not
hear for you in five seconds four three two one, okay.

(04:24):
Congratulations ladies on the purchase of four Be Dazzlers. Had
a great afternoon.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Hello hello, Hello, You should say that. Go online, get
his supervisor's number and play.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
That for them.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Good afternoon.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Hello, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Be Dazzler. How
are you now?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
We cut into the line and margat what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
He's in on the line. Would you like to be dazzled?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, I'll pass, but thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Would you like to be phone tapped. Hello, Oh my
name is Scary Jones from Elvis to Ran in the
morning show and oh god, yeah, it's already phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
You are so bad. And I called this guy every
name under the sun. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This
phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all
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