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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Answer, Elvis Durant. Phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here comes the phone tap. Dear Elvis, I want to
phone tap my two aunts who live together, and this
comes from.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What's her name?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Her name is Verity Verity obviously, uh, these two women
living together, they cannot stand telemarketers. So we're gonna stick
Scary Jones and he's gonna call them and sell them
some stuff. So let's listen in to today's Michael Oppenheimer
phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with MeVis
ninety dot com. How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay? But I'm not interested in anything you have to sell.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I have a question for you. How do you take
something from dull to dazzling?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
All right, I'm not interested.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You be dazzled it with the original B dazzler stud
and rhinestone setter today you're in luck. Hi, It's mister
Michael Oppenheimer with the B Dazzling hung calling prepared to
be dazzled? Miss? Now, are you on a list of
people to be called today? Miss?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Which I do not call this Do not call this
number again.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Don't be dull, be dazzling with the BE dazzler.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Man. I'm not call this number.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I can.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Do you understand English?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You can be dazzle ahead a shirt, a belt, or
a scarf or a sweater. It's easy and it's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You'll get the original Be Dazzler, plus all the rhinestones,
the studs and the stars that you'll need.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
White ass.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Even if you've never threaded a needle. Hello, who, Even
if you've never threaded a needle, You'll be dazzling in minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh my god, stupid, but miss I'm one of you.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hello, excuse me.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
U nana?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't give it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What if you order now, it will be fourteen dollars
and ninety five cents plus seven dollars ninety five cents
shipping and handling.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's if it's flight. I don't want it. Do you
understand that I do not want it?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Did you ever want to put some shimmer in one
of your belts or your pants?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You buy it and you give it to your mother.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What credit card would you like to use it? This time?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You are once stuff instead of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
But the Be Dazzler is the fashion craze of the season, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You want to sell it in all.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Are there clothes that you were considering throwing away? No,
because if they were, you can now be dazzle them
with the beat down.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
No no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a new generation of be dazzling with the bee dazzler.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
A Missini citizen or interested in.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Your product, Maybe you'd like to be dazzle your shawls.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You know you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I really think you're missing out.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Keep thinking, who's that? None of your business? You don't
want to tell Tota.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Please don't speak on her. Behalf.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh, I don't want to be dazzlers. Okay, you have
it for Margaret. She don't want to be dazzler.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Margaret.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Do not send anything to this house I'm sending you.
Do not send anything un solicited to this house.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
If you're not happy with it, you can return it
with you.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
You send me here, I'm solicited. It's mine. Freak clear,
I got back. Good bye?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Miss Hello? All right, Jarvis, I keep going.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Actually, she's calling me on my job line.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Hello, connect the lines, let us hear it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Huh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
This guy has called thirty something times from the Dazzler
Michael Oppenheimerler, you know the thing that you put these
sparkles on your clothes? The kid, Yeah, what did he want?
He wants to sell us. He sold us for the dazzlers.
Because now it's on my answer machine. What so, I'm
you bought something? You try did not buy? Can you
(03:59):
play the message? All right? Wait a minute, hold on? Yeah,
three new messages, I guess.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Good afternoon. This is mister Michael an Heimer. At this
time it's YouTube. Can come to your phone so we
can complete this transaction. I'm going to put this purchase
through if I did not hear for you in five
seconds four three two one, okay, congratulations ladies on the
purchase of four be Dazzlers. A great afternoon.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Hello Hello, Hello, you should say that.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Go online, get his supervisor's number and play that for them.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Good afternoon. Hello, Hello, Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
with the Be Dazzler.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
How are you now? We cut into the line and Margaret,
what are you doing? He's in on the line.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Would you like to be dazzled?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, I'll pass, but thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Would you like to be phone tapped?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oho, my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in
the morning show and oh god, yeah, it's already phone
tapping you.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm sorry, I could help myself. You are so bad.
And I called this guy every name under the sun,
Elvis Duran's phonotab.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tab were only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
Answer, Elvis Durant. Phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here comes the phone tap. Dear Elvis, I want to
phone tap my two aunts who live together, and this
comes from.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What's her name?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Her name is Verity Verity obviously, uh, these two women
living together, they cannot stand telemarketers. So we're gonna stick
Scary Jones and he's gonna call them and sell them
some stuff. So let's listen in to today's Michael Oppenheimer
phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with MeVis
ninety dot com. How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay? But I'm not interested in anything you have to sell.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I have a question for you. How do you take
something from dull to dazzling?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
All right, I'm not interested.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You be dazzled it with the original B dazzler stud
and rhinestone setter today you're in luck. Hi, It's mister
Michael Oppenheimer with the B Dazzling hung calling prepared to
be dazzled? Miss? Now, are you on a list of
people to be called today? Miss?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Which I do not call this Do not call this
number again.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Don't be dull, be dazzling with the BE dazzler.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Man. I'm not call this number.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I can.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Do you understand English?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You can be dazzle ahead a shirt, a belt, or
a scarf or a sweater. It's easy and it's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You'll get the original Be Dazzler, plus all the rhinestones,
the studs and the stars that you'll need.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
White ass.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Even if you've never threaded a needle. Hello, who, Even
if you've never threaded a needle, You'll be dazzling in minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh my god, stupid, but miss I'm one of you.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hello, excuse me.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
U nana?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't give it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What if you order now, it will be fourteen dollars
and ninety five cents plus seven dollars ninety five cents
shipping and handling.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's if it's flight. I don't want it. Do you
understand that I do not want it?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Did you ever want to put some shimmer in one
of your belts or your pants?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You buy it and you give it to your mother.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What credit card would you like to use it? This time?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You are once stuff instead of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
But the Be Dazzler is the fashion craze of the season, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You want to sell it in all.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Are there clothes that you were considering throwing away? No,
because if they were, you can now be dazzle them
with the beat down.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
No no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a new generation of be dazzling with the bee dazzler.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
A Missini citizen or interested in.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Your product, Maybe you'd like to be dazzle your shawls.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You know you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I really think you're missing out.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Keep thinking, who's that? None of your business? You don't
want to tell Tota.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Please don't speak on her. Behalf.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh, I don't want to be dazzlers. Okay, you have
it for Margaret. She don't want to be dazzler.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Margaret.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Do not send anything to this house I'm sending you.
Do not send anything un solicited to this house.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
If you're not happy with it, you can return it
with you.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
You send me here, I'm solicited. It's mine. Freak clear,
I got back. Good bye?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Miss Hello? All right, Jarvis, I keep going.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Actually, she's calling me on my job line.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Hello, connect the lines, let us hear it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Huh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
This guy has called thirty something times from the Dazzler
Michael Oppenheimerler, you know the thing that you put these
sparkles on your clothes? The kid, Yeah, what did he want?
He wants to sell us. He sold us for the dazzlers.
Because now it's on my answer machine. What so, I'm
you bought something? You try did not buy? Can you
(03:59):
play the message? All right? Wait a minute, hold on? Yeah,
three new messages, I guess.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Good afternoon. This is mister Michael an Heimer. At this
time it's YouTube. Can come to your phone so we
can complete this transaction. I'm going to put this purchase
through if I did not hear for you in five
seconds four three two one, okay, congratulations ladies on the
purchase of four be Dazzlers. A great afternoon.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Hello Hello, Hello, you should say that.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Go online, get his supervisor's number and play that for them.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Good afternoon. Hello, Hello, Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
with the Be Dazzler.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
How are you now? We cut into the line and Margaret,
what are you doing? He's in on the line.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Would you like to be dazzled?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, I'll pass, but thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Would you like to be phone tapped?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oho, my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in
the morning show and oh god, yeah, it's already phone
tapping you.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm sorry, I could help myself. You are so bad.
And I called this guy every name under the sun,
Elvis Duran's phonotab.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tab were only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
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