Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost, but is otherwise completely clueless!
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Elvis durand phone's happened, Danielle, All right, tell me all
about your phone tep. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
So Stacey and Warren are having a birthday party for
their little kid, and Warren was in charge of booking
the entertainment, so he is pretending that he did, and
I am the performer. So I am just calling to
confirm that I'll be at the party and what I'll
be doing. And Warren is actually listening in on the
whole the conversation. He'll pop in later and you know,
(00:24):
tell his wife what's going on.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So you're the entertainment, the kits part, I am the entertainer.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Daniel's phone taps Hello, Hi, man.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Talk to Warren please, he's not here. Who is this?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh Hi, it's Lisa from Still After If I'm calling
about the birthday party? Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's twelve o'clock on Saturday, right right right.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
If he can get there just a little bit early,
that'd be great so we can get everything set up.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, cool, Yeah, that's fine. You have a place for
me to change into my costume and everything's at yah. Yeah, okay, yeah,
that's perfect. Okay, So I want to go over some
of the details for Catwoman.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, okay, So like when I.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
First come in, just so you know, I like kind
of pounce into the room and I'm like, wow, hi everybody, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I was like, maybe just a little less sexy. What yeah,
I mean to be like, ah, right, right, but I
don't know if that's completely appropriate.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But then I have my whip and I'm like, wow,
I try to get a control of the room and
they love it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
They eat it up. It's so amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Wait at control of the room.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You're Catwoman. You are in control.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And I take the whip and I go and then
I make an example of one person in the room.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh no, no, no them it's in.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
The center, and I teach him a lesson.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Wait where did he find you?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
The on the internet?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
So how much are you charging? We didn't go to this.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh it's five hundred for the hour.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Five hundred dollars for a children's party is a little excessive.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, Wait a second, nobody told me it was a
children's party.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Whoa believe me?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You don't want my act at a children's party?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh my gosh, no no he didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You know what I can still, I just probably have
to sew up the crotchless part of the suit, and
then I could alter a couple of things.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Okay, you know what, We're gonna have to come back
to this. I need to talk to my husband.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well mean, because I mean, he put a deposit down
already of two fifty and it's non refundable.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It says it in the fable, it says it in
the contract.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You know, and I know what type of act you are.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
When he came in for the tour and the demonstration.
He excuse me, the tour and the demonstration.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I mean I showed him what I was gonna do.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
He saw you.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yes, I did the whole actual well not the whole actimen.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Don't show up for my party.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh my gosh, you're cursing at me like it's my fault.
Was so obviously she's gonna try and call you. We'll
wait a few minutes and then you'll call her.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, she texted me all caps exclamation, call me down.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
All right, So here we go. You're gonna call her back.
This is all you. I'm not here, okay, okay, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Hellow, Yeah, what's going on? Where'd you go? What were
you thinking about? What? How about that woman? You Lisa,
I don't know who? Are not talking about what I gave?
You have no idea what I'm talking about. Let's not
play this game. We've been very long. You. I know
when you're lying.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Who?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You don't know what?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You want me to come to your office? No, no, no, no,
it's goodbye. No, there's no way week and you'll call
her back to Seriously, I can't have her coming down
to my office for this.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
But we didn't. We don't have enough from her.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We have to call her one more time. Please, you
have to play with her one more time. So all
doln phone and then you just just try and keep
her calm.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I'm here, okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, please don't please don't hold No, I'm hang on.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm getting in the car right now. I need to
put you on blue dude.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, no, no, don't don't come to the office.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I will be there in seven minutes. No no, no, please, no,
I'm on my way. No, you have the way to
do No no, no, yes, I did I did go and
see her. I did go and did you did you
did you have a good time.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's for the birthday party.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It was it's please just go back home. Everything's going
to be just fine? Is it gonna be just?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Rhyme?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I swear.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Every Warren you. Oh my god, yeah, Danielle, please yeah,
daniel be very serious right now, daniel Pee excuse me?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Is it it's Danielle from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
You're getting phone.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Tapped, you son of a bitch over Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
A sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
That was that was so perfect?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh my gosh. Oh here, you seriously think I would
have done that? Such a good.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
permission granted by all the
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
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