Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party

Mrs. Mashgalopsis famously can't get anything straight, including booking a party at Melissa's restaurant!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tappen.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wait, wait a minute, whose is it? Whose phone tapping?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
It's it's Danielle's missus Moss.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
All right, let's get into the phone tap daniel What
are you so? Olivia is tapping Melissa?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
You know they own a little restaurant and Ms Moss
just wants to make a reservation.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
She's having a party.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is probably a very complicated miss Let's listen to
your phone. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, I wanted to book a holiday party for tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh listen, I'm sorry, but tomorrow is a little bit weird.
Book Huh, I'm actually booked for tomorrow. We don't have
any faith to book a new party for tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
How can you be booked for tomorrow when it's only today?
I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked
for tomorrow. I didn't even make a reservation, and I
don't know how you have all reservations for tomorrow already.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Are you trying to make a dinner reservation or you
trying to book a party?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, it's for thirty four people.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, So basically how it works is when you book
a party, you have to do it more.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, right right, I want.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
To book a party thirty four people tomorrow night at
eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, no, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Let's make it sick, Let's make it six. I'm an
old lady.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I like to go to bed early. Okay, I understand
that if we're not that kind of restaurant, you have
to book us in advance.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
And do you have mozzarella sticks? Because I lack a
lot of mozzarella sticks.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
We cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm very very sorry.
You must want to look someone. We cannot commodate your party.
We have no faith for you at our restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
But I'm gonna come.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
At six because you know, lady, and I can't say
thirty four people. And I'm I also lack a lot
of marin Aaro sauce with the moza rellisticks, so make
sure that that actually.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Okay, okay, okay, if you show up tomorrow, if you
show up, we will have no seat for you. We
will have no mozarella sticks for you. Okay, we don't
have faith. I'm so very sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Do you do you mock to ballsuit? Because half of
my guests are Jewish. We're having a holiday party. We're
going to have a monora on one side of the
tree and a tree on the other side.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Is that all right?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
If you want to book something, maybe possibly in January.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Or maybe excuse me, what would I who's going to
have a holiday party in January?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
It took me a while to get your.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Number because I don't have the internets, and so I
had to go down to the store that cuts my
coke cuts, you know, Bob. My son Marvin had to
drive me there, and he drove me to the place
that has the coke cuts and Bob he gave me
a phone number to the Bob Well.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I appreciate I Bob, I appreciate Bob giving Well.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I didn't have a panza right down the phone number,
so it took me a few minutes. And that's why
I called it so late. So as you can see,
there was a lot of things going on, and.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's why I sorry what.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm so sorry, so sorry. I wish we could have
you come in, but we can't. Maybe think of a
couple other dates in the future. Calls back and we'll
try to accommodate you, all right, so you.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Went down my name pay My name is marscallopsis.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hello, yeah, hello.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You told me to call back and tell you what
my earliest convenience was.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
So I wanted to tell you that's tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, I not do you tomorrow? What? No? What? No? No?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Is it because I have Jewish friends coming?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Is that the prob? And I am sending that you
are saying that to you?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I would like to speak to your manager because I
don't think you'll be a nice I think it's old people,
and I don't think you like my Jewish friends.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Nothing available tomorrow? Okay? If you have other people that
took the time to plan ahead and so we cannot
accommodate your party, it's so nice of you.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm so sad that thirty four of us are coming.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
And again you know what, guess what, We're closed tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You're not close tomorrow. You're so funny. Don't be funny.
I'm sorry, very funny. I don't think that's nice. You
just being mean to old people.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Can be sitting outside other people eat who plan ahead.
We are not accommodating your party. Are you laughing at it?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Because Olivia, this is Daniel Monarroll from Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show. You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, I'm not really an old lady. And Melissa was
in on it the Hotel Lizza you there, huh what hello?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I just aged like ten years, gotcha?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap. God, how irritating is that?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
What?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Laura?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I just can't I still can't believe how people just
stay on the phone that law Yeah, yep, yep, it's
only hung up once.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
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Speaker 1 (04:34):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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