Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants Piano Lessons

Mrs. Mashgalopsis can hardly hear, but now she wants to take piano lessons!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Phone tap, Danielle, tell us all about your phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
All right, So Paul is phone tapping his mom because
his mom just started giving piano lessons and you know
what she put up in the grocery store, one of
those things that says piano lessons and you rip one
off and oh my gosh, well she's not having a
lot of luck. It's all like nutcases calling her. So
of course, miss moscallopsis will just add to the fund. Oh,
miss marsh a Nutchase, not at all. Let's see what

(00:27):
happens in today's piano lessons. Phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hello, hello, yes, hello, yes hah, I'm calling about the
the piano lessons.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hi er. I do teach lessons on Thursday, Friday and
Saturdays here at my house.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
My son Marvin, he works, and uh, he's got to
drive me because I can't drive. I'm an old lady.
So he drives me and I need to come on
a Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well, I'll tell you what we can. We can make
an arrangement for the first lesson and then see how
that goes.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, noon, does that work for you? No?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I was if it was on Tuesday, it has to
be late in the evening, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
But on Tuesday night I bought mylan order.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Read out there. They're thirty dollars for the first lesson.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I thought they were free because I saw the sign
in grocery store and it said piano lessons and so everything.
Everything that's hanging up in the grocery store it's free.
That's well.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I mean, there's a lot of other free things, but
mine is not. I assure you that though it's very
much worth.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
The money, dollars is very expensive. Now how much, How no,
I don't think I can we thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's actually, you know, below standard for lessons. But this
is how I make my living. And I promise you
that it's all right. I give you.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'll give you two dollars, because thirty dollars is a
lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
But two dollars, I'm sorry. I can't charge a less
than that. But I would be very happy to teach
you if you want to come back to me, you know,
when you have some money or maybe talking.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's a lesson for thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's a half hour lesson, thirty dollars for.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
A half hour.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You're robbing people, ma'am. I'm uh, I'm an old lady.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I should get the senior's discount.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Don't you have a seniors discount? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I what.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'll get back to you about this. I thank you
for calling with your interests. Have a nice day, ma'am.
But I give you excuse me.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I didn't give you my phone number and my name,
Miss marshallapses none of his most lapses. Hello, Hello, I
think we got disconnected. I'm sorry. I wanted to give
you all my information.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Ma'am. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm sorry.
I'm booked and book four. I can't help you.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
All right, I'll be there Tuesday to seventy six. Bro
noware arms and I'll be the tuesday and I'll bring my.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hold on my address? Was my address was not on
the slet? How do you have my dress?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
My son Moven just got me a computer and so
I've been learning how to use the Google.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Just so listen, I need to bring anything special for
the No, you need to bring nothing. Uh don't don't, ma'am. No,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
My son Marvin's very excited about my listens because you know,
he's a big penist and he has been going around town.
He brings his penis wherever he goes.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, ma'am, listen, you cannot.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Call her want to be a good penist too, So
that's why I listen, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I need to know that you're not going to come
by my house.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Just don't do that, Okay, I'll see you Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Don't come here.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm an old lady. You don't like old papers.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Respects love old ladies. But ma'am, you are just you
are crazy. You are an insane old woman. What I'm
saying I do know, well, you just shut up and
listen when I tell.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
You're in Paul with me when I come.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
How do you know, Paul, Because.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Paul's phone tapping you right now?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
What Paul, Paul, I am going to hurt you, Paul,
I'm going to meet Elvis Durand's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
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all participants.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
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