My Boob Job Before Your Wedding

Samantha is getting married this weekend and turning into a pain in the butt, so her friend calls to tell her about the boob job she’s getting 2 days before!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tap, Jarrett, what do you bring you to if today
I'm bringing you in? I want to call. Phone tap.
Meghan's playing a phone tap on our friend Samantha. Samantha
is getting married this weekend and she is turning into
a bridezilla. Perfect time for a phone tap right before
our wedding.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
We love the I want to call because we kind
of sit back and let you do all the work,
because you're definitely more believable than us. Today's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Let's listen in.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hello, Hey, Jarremy, It's Meghan. How are you. How are
you doing?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm just kind of getting all my you know, last
minute stuff going. I'm, you know, making my own cupcakes
for this thing. So I've got like diner cupcakes to
make this week.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
It's gonna be insane when it'll be.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
When are you thinking of doing that? Because I can
probably help you, Like Tuesday Wednesday, I'm oh, no.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm going to make them so they're fresh. I'm going
to do like Thursday afternoon, probably Friday morning, and then
we have you know, rehearsal dinner Friday night, So can
you come by Thursday then like afternoon get all the
ingredients and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Thursday, I'm not gonna be available because I have to go.
I have to go into my doctor. I've been trying
to get this appointment for months and months and months,
and I'm finally get in this appointment for Thursday. I
have to go to the hospital on Thursday. It's not
a big good what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
No, No, everything's fine. It's only I'm just getting I'm
actually just getting my boobs done, which I've been trying
to get done for a long time, and I just
disappointment up and up on Thursdays.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
And so you're getting your boobs done two days before
my wedding. How do you think that that's gonna work out?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, I'm getting married on Saturday, and you're getting your
booth done on Thursday, And could you have not takeed
a different week to do this?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, but it only takes like a couple hours and
I'll be fine. I'm gonna I'm gonna be on meds.
I'll be totally fine furday.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
But I'm sorry to be like this, but it's my week.
It's my wedding and you're mad made of honor? Okay,
oh my god, I'm really.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Gonna be there for you. It's just this is something
I've always wanted to do, and the only appointment I
could get was on Thursday. So what am I supposed
to do? Put everything on? You're gonna You're gonna show.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Up in my How are you even?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
How are you even gonna sit in the dress?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sam? I already thought about that. You don't have to
worry about anything because I knew that I was on
the waiting list to get this done. So I love
the dress that we picked, and I have found something
almost completely identical to it online. I was actually doing
some research. The only the length is a little bit
different from the one that we have got.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Kidding, you could not have done this next week. This
is my wedding day.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're gonna walk up there in some dress of your
boobs falling out all over right.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Next to my not gonna be fall I'm going to
be looking at you.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's a little bit shorter, and I got it fitted
to fit because I'm going up to it.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
But it's a little bit shorter.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I didn't pick that for you.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Megan, this is my weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Sam Okay, I think right now it's gonna fit my
d cups beautifully, and you're gonna be beautiful. It's gonna
add to the beauty.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Of your wedding.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I don't see what you're so concerned about.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
You know, this so typical of you. You could not
have chosen any other week out of the year.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I was on a waiting list and then Mike Home
came up. I really like, I don't know why you're
attacking me personally because I want to do something special
for myself that I've been waiting for you for a
long time, and your time to be special.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
What if you are the one getting married and I
was doing something like this to you, how would you feel?
Are you planning on drinking at my wedding too?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Would have I never not drunk at a wedding. I mean,
come on, exactly, that's great.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
And then you're just gonna be hitting on everybody at
my wedding like you always do, but work, because you're
gonna be about medication and drunk.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
You're boobs. That's what I have to worry about on
my day because that's something you would do because you
want to stand up there and take all the attention awaits.
And I know we prayed for booths together when you're little,
and I.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Got them and you didn't.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Got bless you, But sometimes it's a good thing. Just
care for your best friend. And I'd want to be
there for her because she's really gotten nervous and I
have to make six hundred cupcakes this week and really
wanted you to be there because you're gonna be under
the nights.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
And I'm Samana. Who is this? My name's gare from
Melle was starting in the morning show and then you
just got phone tapped? Good on?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
No joke?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
So Megan, you decided to phone tap me the week
on my wedding?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
You got such a bitch alardy Elvis

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Durant phone tap