Old Woman Says You Flush the Toilet Too Often

Joe gets a call from his apartment complex, claiming his downstairs neighbor is complaining he makes too much noise by flushing his toilet at night!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone
tapped Danielle. What's it all about? To all?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I astually emailed us and said, my neighbor downstairs my apartment.
She's very old and she's been complaining that my fiance
and I are so loud. She's been writing letters to
the office manager, complaining constantly. So I want you to
call Joe and I want you to tell my boyfriend
Joe that there's another complaint.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh good, So here we go. Today's phone tap complaining
about your noisy neighbors. Here we go. Hello, I may
speak to Joe. Please, Joe, Joe, This is Chris from
the village Green Yea. How you doing all right?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I had Ashley come into my office today again. Yes,
Rosa is still complaining. She's really upset with you guys,
and she's come to me again with a list of
complaints and I just need to go over them with you.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
She's complaining that you guys flushed the toilets.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Too much, the toilets too much.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, she says that she hears it. It wakes her up,
and you're always blushing the toilets. And then it bothers her.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Well, I mean, if somebody has to flush a toilet
in the middle of the night, you supposed to just
let it sit there.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I mean, do you agree that you you could flush
the toilet a little bit less?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I mean, at this point, I'm not changing nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well, here's my question to you, And this may sound odd,
but can we come to maybe an agreement and maybe
we can do like, you know, if it's yellow, let
it mellow.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
If it's brown, flush it down.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
No, no, I'm not if I go to flush the
toil and a flush the toilet, that's what we pay
to or live for.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I understand that. But this woman is very old and
she's upset. She says that you guys are making too
much noise.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
How about I get her a pair of ear moss
and just give it to her. I'll put it on
her front steps before.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
She says, you take showers that like too late at night?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Can we just get back? I got a shower, I know,
but can't.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
We take showers at like maybe you know, six o'clock
at night.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'm not changing nothing now, so yeah, I try the
best I can. So you guys are gonna have to
deal with it.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I have to tell you then, I have Ashley on
the phones with let me just confront her in Ashley,
I have to tell you that you too are being
evicted today.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Well, we're not being evicted. They can't evic you last
stuff out of the apartment. They're not gonna touch nothing.
They touch, ain't break their hands.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
All she's asking you to do is not flush the toilet.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
What the village green? Excuse me, Ashley, Ashley, I'll be
home as soon as that can wait a.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Second, shoe what Why can't you just flush the toilet last?
And why can't you just take showers earlier?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't understand in that living room.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I don't really think that she would appreciate you doing that.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Letter Clean that up.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
This woman has been here fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I'll flush that all night long.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
You're gonna flush the toilet all night long, all night? Yeah,
I mean, give me a break.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You're telling me you're gonna vict us from our apartment
because we flush the toilet past eight o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, you have to understand that.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know what we we'll see, we'll see my lawyer
has to say about that.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh please, you don't have a lawyer.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
You're twelve a lawyer.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
How old are twenty one years old?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Twenty five? Twenty four five?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Sorry, you're still a child.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, I know. I'm still a child, the child with
a good lawyer.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
So well, we're gonna get you guys out of this
apartment today, especially now with this attitude.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
That you have.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, we'll see, we'll see what happens. Joe's taking all
of our stuff out of the apartment. The apartment, not
taking us out of the apartment. I'm at the apartment
right now, taking all out of here. Joe.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Hey, hey, Joe, would you listen if I told you
I was Danielle Monaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning
Show and you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I got I gotta go see Elvis.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded permission
granted by all participates

Speaker 2 (03:41):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show