Patrick FitzGerald Gerald FitzPatrick

Skeery and our friend Bald Freak Ronnie tag team as an impossible customer service duo, Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Scary has informed me that today's phone tap
needs a little concentration and setup.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Well, Lydia wanted to phone tap her mom, Mildred. After
Mildred has been trying to return his shirt to an
online company. Now they failed to include that that little
return shipping label in order, you know, in her order.
So there's been a series of breakdown and communications. It's
been awful. She's been expecting a callback. So Ronnie in
the back and I pretend to be the company. And
by the way, the older daughter, Denise is sitting in

(00:30):
the background and she also gets phone tapped.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
So it's a tag team phone tap on mom and daughter.
All right, So a lot going on.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hope you kept up with that. If you didn't, maybe
you'll figure it out. But listen closely. Here we go.
The tag team phone tap was scary and bald frequent
in the back.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
He Hi, I'm looking for Mildred. Displease.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
This is.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
My name is Patrick Fitzgerald from Schoolhazan dot com. And
I'm following up regarding a yes, yes.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
I call you guys too much. Nobody never called me back,
and it's for me to return my brown shot and
I want to change it, and nobody give me a
good customer service.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
We have to send you the shipping label and a box.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Yes, I want a shipping label. I wanted too large, So.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
We need to get your name and address on one second?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, so dot com Gerald Fitzpatrick speaking. How may I
help you?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Ma'am?

Speaker 6 (01:28):
How may I ask you? I just talked to you.
I tell you on my problem. You tell me how mad?
I ask you? Why do you listen?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Ma'am?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm sorry, you were just transferred to my department.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Listen? What do you live in?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Ma'am? It says here that you would like to purchase
an item? Is that correct?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Church's Court?

Speaker 6 (01:45):
She's what would you think that?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
This is? Patrick Fitzgerald? Did you get the problem taken
care of first?

Speaker 6 (01:51):
What's he going on over this? When did I say that?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I didn't say anything about purchasing, ma'am. I just tried
to get you to the proper department so we can
have a label and a box process for you.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Here you pally clear speaking? You tell me I have
to put my brown set in it and shook it
to you.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do you have an item number for the item you're
looking to purchase.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Ma'am, I please.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Hold he he This is Patrick Fitzgerald.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Please hold hold Gerald Fitzpatrick speaking. I have your order ready, ma'am.
This misus Gerald Fitzpatrick. Can I have your Trinity Card information?

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Of course, do not understand what I just said to you.
You're great, straight up.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I just got on the phone here. Uh, you just
got on the phone, So we're all set.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
No, we're not all set. You need to drip a
few w T forty drops in your hearing it and
turn it up because you're not hearing what I'm saying.
He we were not want to buy anything.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
We said you were.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I never said you wanted to buy something. I'm here
to assist you with the return of your shirt purchase department.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Who is the return department?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Would you like to purchase the sweater right now?

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Oh? My god, Jerald after whoever your name is. If
you can't understand what the you need another job.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Feel free to visit as.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
You on this porn there's two people on the phone
talking at the same time. They're doing this well.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. I hear you from I
can't hear you. Man can you You're too loud for me.
Let's solve your problem. Here, to solve your problem.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Okay, you you don't listen, We're happy to ship that
item right out to you.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
We just need your credit card. Sorry, that item is
back ordered.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Right now, phone, where's your manager at?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
My manager is Elvis Durant, and my manager is Elvis Durant.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Put him on this one now, Mildred.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
My name is Scary Jones, and I'm here with Ronnie
the Bald Freak, and together we are chaitle Fitz Traffic.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
And you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Then there is I've been phoned. What I've been phone tapped?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Your younger daughter, Lydia's playing a joke on both of you.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Oh my goodness, you're serious. You play a game, Because Lyvia,
I'll tell you play a game on the phone. I'm
gonna kill her. Oh my god, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I met Elvis Durant's phone tap.