Pepperidge Farm Cookies

Sorry dad, all your cookies fell out of the truck while I was delivering them for you!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Today's Scary is in charge? Scary is on the phone.
What's going on? Scary? Go for it? Good morning, Kim,
Good morning. So you want to play a phone tap
on your dad?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I hear he owns a pepperd Farm cookie route.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's correct, he owns and you deliver for him.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
What do you want to do to him?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, I drive a truck and I want to say
that on the way to one of the stores, I
had forgotten to lock the door at the previous store,
so all the cookies went all over the highway.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
We're gonna listen in and you call him right here?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Okay, okay, hello dad.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, it's Kim.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I have a big problem. What happened?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh my god, you're gonna kill me.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Come on, Kim, tell me what I must not have.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Locked the door coming from shop?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Right so that you do that a lot?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, you do, because I know I know a couple
of times. How much stuff to do?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
All but eleven cases?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
All the stuff but eleven cases. I'm on Root fifteen,
I'm on a payphone.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
You mean there's stuff all over the street.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, all, but there's just eleven cases in the truck. Yeah,
you gotta be kidding, Kim.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now I'll get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh, Kimberly, what do I do?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh my god? Didn't anybody beat it you or anything?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, that's how I found out.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I can't tell you how many times I've seen you
do that. You gotta ride back, you, you gotta try and.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Find that stuff. Oh my god, Dad, Oh my god,
Dad is right.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I came down.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Virture Valley and I was on going up through fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Jesus Chrystal mighty. I don't believe this.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's probably ten thousand dollars worth of product.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Sorry, you gotta show you using your head a little bit, Tim,
You do that all the time. You just shut that
you don't push that thing down.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
DA Is there any way we can get refunded for
these things?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, No, we can't, Kim, Nope.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Nice today?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yo? Are these cookies for free?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
The damaged ones?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
That's great?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
What do you have you have Milanos in here, Kim
kimb Away?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, but what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Don't be giving a park away. Get that stuff scooped
up so we at least have account so I know
what I can deduct what I can get rid of.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Can I take a package of sauce? Alito?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
No? No, I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
You're not gonna use these, right?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Tell them you boss on me, and you're gonna get
fired if you don't. If if he.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Starts taking stuff, yeah, I'm gonna get fired.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I you really can't.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Take those just case over here is on damage.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Please don't touch them.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
I got two kids at home.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Tell them no, we can't have them. Tell you pull
the cops.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
If it does. Put them on the phone.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Hello, Hey, hey, listen. Are these are your cookies?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah? They are my cookies, and don't touch them a right?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Can I have a package of Milanos?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, you can't have a package of Milanos? But they're
all leaders are up there, old cops. So you're stealing
the stuff and I'm allowed to take it.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I've never seen someone cookies before. I've been following her
for like ten miles. These cookies are all over the road.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, and then we'll take life and play down World cups.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh oh, get the cookies problem.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't want to take him.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
How about dad?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Keep been phone tasted?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Really, remember how you said you thought.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
They were fake?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
This is scary.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Jones.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't want to tell you what I think. You're
You're you're absolutely horrible. This phone tab was pre recorded
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