Poop in the Pool

Allison takes the 4-year-old she babysits to the pool on the weekend, so Danielle calls mom from that pool after a little #2 incident! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, Elvis durand phone's happened? All right, Danielle, all right,
what's it all about? So Allison takes the four year
old she baby sits, named Nathan to the pool on
the weekend. So Alison thought, well, maybe it'd be funny.
We'll phone tap Nathan's mom Laura. We'll say there's a
little pool poop problem. Okay, so no one likes poop

(00:22):
in the pool.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
No, I love it. All right here, let's listen to
Daniel's phone tap period.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hello, this is Renee. I'm calling you from pool maintenance
at that beach club.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is everything okay?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
You have a four year old son named Nathan?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yes? Is he all right?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, he's fine, but the pool's not fine. Why is
it that we have poop in the pool?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm sorry? What?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Why are you laughing? It's not my joke, it's not funny.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I don't know. Did someone poop in the pool?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Your son, Nathan's poop is in the deep end of
the pool.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
And I'm I'm sorry you guys. I'm just gonna step off.
I don't work.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't care you're a work. This is my work
and there's poop in my pool.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
First of all, Nathan's four and he's not that teen
on going to the deep end of the pool, so
I find it hard to believe that he that he is.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, maybe it floated there. I don't know how it
got there, but it's there. It's sitting there right now,
and you need to come and clean it.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, you need to come and clean the poop in
the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh? I am sorry, But isn't that your job?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, that's not my job. If your child cannot go
to the potty the proper way, he should not be
in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know, he does know how to go potty the
proper way.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Obviously, not if he's pooping in the deep end. And why,
First of all, this is not the first time that
it's happened. I think you should have you should have
a talk with your babysitter because obviously she's not teaching
you properly.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Listen, Can you hold on one second and I will
absolutely call the baby sitter find out and find out
what the hell happened.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's fine, but listen to me. You what time can
you be here to clean the poop up?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Because I had a clothes I cannot leave work. I'm
working on the project I had.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
There's a floater in the pool, and you need to
do something about it.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
This is great. I have never Why do you.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Teach your children at home? Do you just teach your
children that they.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Can go where you listen? You don't have time to
listen to me. I don't know time for this go around.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's what's in the pool. That's what's in the pool.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Let me call the babyshair and just relax and do
your job. Okay, here's the thing like rocket science. Okay,
it's just just what does Please? Could you just hold ornament?
I am at work and I cannot discuss this.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Listen to me. Do not your treat when you are
talking to me.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Do you run this plase? Who are you?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm in charge of the maintenance department. And maybe he
needs those rubber pants or whatever that they put on kids.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Now, I don't even know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
What the hell are you feed this kid?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh my god, don't Oh my god, me get it done.
You are the person running this place. This is so inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Isn't it appropriate for your kids to take a dump
in my pool?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm not coming down there and cleaning up poop. That
is ridiculous, And it's ridiculous when you're gonna tell over yourself.
So la, he's fa.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, fine, I'll let it go if you let me
put you on the radio. Look, this is Daniel Narrow
from Elvis Duran in the Morning show. And uh, you
just got phone tapped. Allison's playing a joke on you.
Oh my god, he didn't poop in the pool.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, Now I'm gonna go home and kill you.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded
with permission granted by all participation. The Elvis Duran phone
tap only on El Vista ran in the Morning Show