Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Position

Bruce put out Christmas decor and some people have been putting them in compromising positions, so Garrett plays the kid who’s been doing it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jarreed, Yes, what's your phone tap all about? Jen wants
to play a phone tap on her husband Bruce. Now,
the couple put out some Christmas decorations on their front
lawn and they've been having some trouble over the last
few days of people messing with those decorations, putting them
in weird positions. So Jen is going to call her
husband say hey, I found the kid who did it.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
He wants to apologize. I will be that kid. Oh boy,
Rody will be my dad. And we have a phone
How beautiful.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Here we go, Hello, hey, sweetheart, how are you?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hey? Honey good? I do not want to bother you,
but stuff on the lawn again. Oh, you've got to
be kidding me. No, no, no, no, I know it's gross
and awful and I'm embarrassed to even here. Than I
ran out of the house.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I said that who did it?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Is that blonde kid across the street. So I talked
to his dad, and his father said he's gonna punish him.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
He's gonna make sure it never happens again. And part
of his punishment is that he needs to call you
to apologize.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
So pick up the phone when he calls.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Take the call.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Okay, have him call me. I'll take care of it. Okay, goodbye,
have a good day. I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay. All right, Jene, good job. So what I'm gonna
do now is call your husband Bruce, and then I'm
going to be Alex and then we'll see how that
goes from there.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
All right, Okay, Hello, uh hi.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Mister Phillips. This is Alex. I live across the street
from you.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I know you do, Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Listen, I have to call and say I'm sorry for
what it did to your front lawn. I was put
up to it by a few friends of mine, but
I'm sorry. Santa Claus was, you know, not riding the sleigh,
but riding Frosty the snowman.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
You know, I'm is at an attempt to be funny.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Seriously, you got to lighten up and just look at
it from my perspective. It came funny being look at
it from my side. Listen, you're being being a.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Little punk, and you've always been a little.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Punk, so missus Santa Claus was only wearing a wreath
this morning. I didn't mean it was funny stuff, all right,
you don't understand funny. Maybe if you.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Understood funny, you're trying to make jokes. This isn't funny.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Don't you think it's a little funny seeing Marien Deersex.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I don't think any of what you've done is funny.
I have younger children in my house, okay, so they
don't need to see Santa Claus, missus clause and all that.
So you say out of my you little kid. Okay, dad,
come here?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Why Alex are you explaining the situation and apologizing to him?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm trying to, but he's just not getting what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Give me the phone. Let me talk to him here, Hella,
Miss Anderson.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I asked your son to stay out of my yard,
stop putting my animals and my Christmas ornaments and compromising positions.
He's not taking it seriously. He's not calling me to
sincerely apologize. My kids come out in the morning and
they look at.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
That if he's only posing them in those funny positions.
I saw him the other day in the morning. What's
the big deal?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Hey, dude, Lighten up all right, now, you made me
yell at my kid over this. I feel bad.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Man. If you yelled at your kid more off, and
maybe this wouldn't be happendent.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
My kid's got a sense of humor.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
So the kid is a punk.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
My kid is not a punk you. First of all, well,
my kid is a straight B student. Maybe you shouldn't
put your TACKI loan on hims out there if you
don't nobody have any fun with them.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
You know what, I'm sorry for moving next to a
and it's no good baggy brich shaggy ass haired kid.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Hello, what did you do?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
What I do? I spilled my coffee all over myself?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
This stay to him?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Do you know what happened?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Jen? This little punk called me and he was making jokes.
You know, do you think it's funny that he replaced
the baby jam snoopy? You think that's funny? You're a man?
Jokes sait a minute. We can't expect a kid have
the same maturity we have. I had to talk to
this kid and his stupid ass father, and now you're
calling me giving me I'm gonna work here, Leave me alone.
Why do you even call me with this?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hey, mister Phillips, listen.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Stop embarrassing me, you little stop it right now.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
My name is Garret from Elvis dur ann in the
Morning Show, and you got phone tats.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
You gotta be kidding me. This is all a joke.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
White up, even stressed out, I thought it was.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It be funny.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Why don't you sleep with Santa Claus on the lawn tonight?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
See Elvis Durand's phone Tawn