Ripped Off on Bday Flower Bouquet

Craig sends his gf birthday flowers every year, but this year Skeery the florist really screwed them up!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone
tapp now the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tap from Scary. Yes, Julie wants a phone tap her
boyfriend Craig.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Julie gets flowers delivered to her desk from Craig each
year on her birthday. So this year, Julie got in
touch with me ahead of time and we planned to
phone tap Craig on the morning of her birthday, right
after her flowers had arrived. She's going to start to
call to him, and then I'm going to jump in
and pretend to be the florist afterwards.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh, scary as a florist. Let's see what happens in
today's Scary phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's me, how's your birthday going? Good?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I got something from you. I want to say thank
you totally.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Look they're nice, but why are you hesitating?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Well, it just doesn't look the way that I think
you probably ordered them. What is the phone? It's like
a bouquet, but it's it's kind of wilted and dead flowers.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Excuse me. They sent me dead flowers.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Bearing newspapers, so they kind of got crushed and they
just don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Know your paper. Wait wait, wait, they're supposed to be
looking a vase.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
They're not in a vase. They sent carnations, and you
know there's a rose carb Yeah, and then there's two well,
one rose and then one road that's kind of it
got broken, and then it's surrounded by baby's breath.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I should have bought that at the gas station for
like four bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, it's all wrap the newspaper.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Be kidding me. Send me pictures right now. I'm gonna
get my money back.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay, hold on, I gotta I gotta get him out
of the out of the garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
You're all away.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Well, it's very well, if they're pleasant. Well, I didn't
want anyone to know that you sent those. It was
gonna make you look bad.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
It's I'm so mad right now. I'm gonna call him.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
And I really mad that I called him, and the
guy said he would call you and I soon.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Show me the pictures I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Dating right now and take it. I always take them
of the trash. They look pretty good at Actually, I'm
gonna take pictures right now.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
You know, they look pretty good. Five carnations, two roses,
and babies breast. They look great. Julie, happy birthday, whatever, I'll.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Take care of it, okay. Bye.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh my god, Julie.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Oh, I can't believe that just happened.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm gonna try and call him now. You listen in
and uh let me see if I can mess with him.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Okay, So I just stay quiet, right yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Holdo, I'll put you on mute.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Okay, Hello, Craig, Well you know going on.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's Roy Snae florist. What's up?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
So?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I made a delivery for your wife's birthday.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
And she okay to call you about? Hey, Hey, guess what, Roy,
she's not my wife, she's my girlfriend. You're probably that
up too.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh, I wrote wife on the card.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Well, I was.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Placing the order because it sure didn't sound like it
because what I ordered is not want you delivered.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well, hey, now, hey, don't come at me right.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
What do you know?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Boy, we're on the phone right now.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Because you said give me something colorful and here's my
credit card. That's what you said.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Hey, hey, you said four dollars want the flowers and
you charged me ninety five dollars for it. Okay. That's
that's all you have to say, is okay? Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You have to make a profit too.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
You said, two stump roses that look like you got
them out of the trash, wrapped in newspaper instead of
send me a nice, big bouquet in a space.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Do you want tulips? Do you want orchids? Do you
want hydranges? What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
The flowers? That's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Maybe you should have put a little bit more thought
into ordering your flowers.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I can't read your mind. Do you want kali lily?
Do you want daffodils? Do you want daisies?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
What do you want?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
The thing about followers? That's your job. What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm cutting up some stems of roses. I'm making another
bouquet right now.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
It's customers. Listen.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You know a single rose says a lot more than
a dozen.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
The ball of one of them was on the floor
and the other one was wilted. What's that shake? What
does that say? And you send baby's breath, which are
a bunch of weeds.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Women love baby's breath and fast to know you put
baby's breath and put to make it look like more
to fill up spice.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I need my assistant, Julie. I want to make sure
these are tulips. Are these tulips?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I'm feeling Yeah, there's a tip.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Julie, is that you, It's me, Craig.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's scary Jones and Elvis the Rain in the morning show?
Are the phone tapped?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Like?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Listens to the people. I'm always like, what an idiot?
How are you puking for that? Oh my god, I'm
an idiot.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Phone tap