Shaved Off Daughter's Eyebrows

Stephanie is getting a haircut and calls mom in a panic after Garrett the hairdresser screwed something up big time!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone
tap right, Garrett, what's your phone tap about today? So
Stephanie wants to play a phone tap on her mom Marcy.
Now this is one simple yet effective. So Stephanie's gonna
get her hair done, so she wants to call her
mom something went wrong, and I'm going to play the
part of the person cutting her hair. Oh okay, we'll
see how you do it. Here. Hi Mom, Hi Steff,

(00:23):
I'm kind busy. What's up? Oh? I just got my haircut? Yeah,
how to come out? Well? They sort of shaved my
eyebrows off? What? Yeah, I don't have any eyebrows left. Oh, Mike,
why did you get your haircut? I went to one

(00:43):
of those schools where they give three haircuts when they're
learning don't tell me you wanto a hairdresser, and they
cut your eyebrows off. This, this just doesn't make any sense.
You I will relax, you will relaxed. So they decided
to take off your eyebrows. Who does that? Which they
were just saying how to wax eyebrows? I don't know.
It's kind of those Sorry a minute, it's not that bad.

(01:05):
I mean, my eyebrows will grow back. It's not that bad.
Do you understand where we're going on Sunday? You're going
to see your entire family, people you haven't seen in
five years. You're going to show up with no eyebrows
in that ridiculous pirate chattoo you just got on your shoulder.
What the hell's wrong with you? Calm down, come down,
You're gonna look like a drug addict. What the hell
are you right now? I'm still here. I'm just sitting

(01:28):
in the chair. Who worked on you? There? I want
to talk to that moron. Lucas Lucas, Hey, can you
come here? Hello? Hi, this is Lucas. How can I
help you? What the hell did you do to my daughter?
She looks she looks beautiful, she's beautiful. Wrong, you're just
a butcher. I am not a butcher. I don't work

(01:49):
in a deli. I work in a hair salon. Okay,
she did she ask you to remove her eyebrow? Well,
that's the thing. She she kind of was asleep. I
nudged her and it looked like she said yes, So
I I just went with it. So uh want to sea?
I'm sorry? You can stamp boss on the phone right now.
Supple eyebrows off related my dad going to a family

(02:11):
wedding on Sunday, their family. There's seen in five years.
She's going to go in there looking like a bleak.
I could fix it. No no, no, no, no, no
no no, I'm sorry. You're not going to fix anything.
Get a Pam Boss on the phone right now, ma'am, ma'am,
I will fix it. Yeah, stephan sit down in the chair.
Sit down in the chair, car and I will kill you.
Get home, Stephanie. Just sit down in the chair and

(02:32):
we'll tell you'll take care of this right now. For
your mind, madam, I think you are really blowing this
out of proportion right now. Seriously, I'm telling you, you put
one hand on my bad and you're going to reck
wedd it. Ma'am. What if I just sweep up the
eyebrows and we try to get them back on her?
Out of your mind? Here, Just Stephanie, your mom. She's
not happy. Get out of that salon now, call me

(02:56):
on your shell as soon as you get out, and
I want the name and address. Do you hear me? Mom?
I can't. They only have two of my nails done.
Let me just finish all the man's Karen, and then
and then I'll go, oh my, what is wrong with you?
I am calling a police right now. Well, well, missus Evans,
before you do that, I think I might need to

(03:16):
tell you you just got phone tapped. Kathan even think
this is funny, Miss Evans. My name is Garrett from
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and you just got
phone tap by your daughter. Ohrney, I'm cleaning feels better
about this weekend. Now his whole office is staring at me.

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