Sick Clown is Coming to Your Kid’s Bday

Danielle is Bubbles the Clown who’s a liiiiitle sick to perform at a kid’s birthday party…..but she’s still coming!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Danielle, Yes, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
All right? So, Bubbles the clown is a little sick
for a four year old's birthday party that Bubbles is
supposed to be performing at. So for Bubbles, yeah, Bubbles
is going to call the parents to let them know
that even though I'm not feeling well, I'm still going
to show up.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Bad idea, Bubbles, Yeah, they're not happy? All right, here's
today's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Listen then, hello, Hi, Uh, may I speak to mister Kirk. Yeah,
please Kurt, Hi, it's Bubbles, Bubbles the cloud for the
party to borrow.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh, hey, how you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm doing really good. I'm so excited about your four
year old's party. I can't wait to be there.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Do you get a little cold there? What you sound like?
You're you sound like the coffin? You got a little cold? Uh?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, though I think it's allergies or something. It's like
really weird. But I'm so excited. I have all these
ballued animals ready to go, and are you uh, We're
gonna have so much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Are you sure that that they don't want somebody. I mean,
if you have an allergy, you're gonna be I mean
you're probably gonna get germs everywhere. This is These are kids,
you know, they they have the weekend immune system.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, it's fine. It's fine because when I call it, hi, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
But it was bubble like that, and I can hear it,
and like you can even hear like what germs in
your voice even.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Like it's no, no, no, Kurt is allergies. That's all
it is. Is at Apollo the R or something.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I know what allergies. I know what allergies. No, this
is not allergies by your voice. Everyone uses the whole
I am allergies. Excuse before, if you bring germs over here,
I've already had one sick kid for two weeks. And
then now if you're gonna have go over you, we're
gonna have a whole preschool full of sick kids.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
No listen, let me turnish your current.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'm not gonna call on anybody. I swear I have
blue animals. I'm gonna do phase paid. I've got tattoos.
We're gonna do magic.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
That will be. They know everyone in their coming here.
Everyone knows that they're going to be here at our house. Okay,
they all wind up sick. I'm gonna the next PTA
meeting is going to be a freaking disaster.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Kids love bubbles the cloud, and I'm gonna blow bubbles.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You sound like you're making snot bubbles right now. No,
Kurk bed somebody else here.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Everybody's booked up for the bubble. The party to borrow
Kurt and everybody's booked up, so it has to be Ba.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's just a bunch of money for this.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's fine, Everything will be fine. I will just get
there and I'll introduce myself.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
We'll get a Barney, or we'll get something else, Darney.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Who wants Barney. Nobody don't freaking knows the party is
anymore the bachelor party that I did last night, that
I had.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
A cold duty bachelor party. You're a stripper too.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Besides the cloud, I'm not gonna do the same day
at Chloe's party that I did last night. I believe
that you.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Can do the same thing. I'm not an idiot.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't break my pig pung balls to kids party.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I want to talk to Bozo or Barney or whoever
runs the place over there, you have them called me back.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, I just go tell this. You can't get your
deposit back. Didn't you read the five Prayer? It says no,
no deposits back the show. But go on, car And
I've never missed a Perfore.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Have you arrested? No? You want? You want to ruin
a whole bunch of kids days, You'll show up and
they will get to save bubbles of cloud arrest.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I've done four hundred and ninety two performances and I'm
not going to.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Be But how many Ping Pong ball show? And how
many of the eleven kids shows?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's a side business. And if you if you want
to buy listen.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You want to church, You're going to be here. Okay,
But I'm not doing Somebody on the side shoots ping
pong balls out of forever. No not, I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
To ruin the birthday. I told you I have a
gift for the girl, the birthday girl. I have magic
tricks I have I have a listen to tattoos.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
You're not You're not touching our kids. You're sick, weird. No,
somebody I gotta kid price. I can't have I'm trying
to hide that already, so I can't have my house
the same time.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You got a kid with lice.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Well, yeah, at school, we'll just stop that.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You can come to a party where a kid would.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I guess problems solved then, huh, problems solve their bubbles.
You don't want to get life, you want to shoot
ping pong balls or whatever you're doing.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Kurt, It's Danielle Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show and gracious phone tap too. No way, no,
I'm not really a clown.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Well that I thought it was no way that somebody
can sound that disgusting and still try to get a job.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
The Elvis Durant phone Tap