May 10, 2019 • 5 mins
Skeery Mom is over him and his 'fancy restaurant' reservations!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dance phone Elvi's Elvis Duran Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tap, Scary, Scary? What's your phone tap about today?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
So my mom hates Mother's Day, and for some weird reason,
she hates being singled out or honored or celebrated in
any way. I have no idea. I wish I knew
the answer to that. So this year, my sister Jennifer
wasn't going to be home until late on Mother's Day,
and I had already gotten into an argument with my
mom early last week about making plans anyway. So this
all culminated on Friday morning after the show, when I
(00:29):
decided to phone tap my mom Roseanne, and my father Tony,
with the help of my eighty seven year old aunt Millie,
who was listening in on this whole thing.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So your mother doesn't like to celebrate my mother's she
hates it. Is it because she's ashamed of her children?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm kidding, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Let's see what happens when Scary stirs it up in
his own family.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Anthony, how are you.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Good. Listen, I had the baby and I'm putting him
to sleep, so.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, listen. I have a contact with Peter Luver's so
oh good, I get a sin.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No can't go, Steve, Anthony, Please, I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Listen to me. Listen o'clock. We can do that.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm not going at six o'clock and eating steak and
then getting sick.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But this is your day.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, every day is my day, Anthony.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And I got it for seven people so Millie could
come to Anthony.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
She can't eat that stuff. Yes, she did last time.
An it's not going to happen already. Well, you got
to unmake the reservation because I'm not going, Anthony. Please,
don't don't.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Give me, but I'm paying.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm going to hang up on you, I really am.
I'm going to hang up on you right now because
she makes me very angry. Why because I don't want
to do this. It's not necessary right away. You have
to do something flamboyant. You gotta do this. You got
to do that just to say you did it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I have a contact there, Anthony.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Stop it now. You know you sound like you like.
They tell you how you sound on the radio. You
don't have to go telling them details. That's your problem.
They got to know every little thing that you do,
and then they have comments about it with daddy?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Did did you talk about with daddy?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, Daddy's in bedroom.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What if I had a limousine pick us up? Let
me pick us up and we'll go to Atlantic City?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah? No really, Anthony, umthing.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'm gonna hang up on you now, Tony, the door's opening.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
The bathroom something. Will you put them on the phones?
One second?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Here, Anthony, I have to take my shower.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Anthony, Hey, what if we did brunch?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Where brush sware? Where's Jennifer gonna be?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You understand what we're saying or you're just blocking out
what we're talking. What about Jennifer won't be home till
five o'clock?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
All right? So what if I take you guys at
the brunch? Like you know too? Who you and Mommy?
Just the two of us?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, this one damn day?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
The city? Well, the city.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Do you know what's worse than anything else?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Anthony?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
You're going from the frying panics at a fire. The city's
worse than staying in Brooklyn. You're not even talking right.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
What's wrong with the city?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
What's wrong with the city? Plenty wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
We'll stay downtown.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
No, Anthony, No, no, city, No city.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I got a great restaurant that you haven't, Jerry.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
There's a lot of restaurants that's out there that there's
plenty of them. And you know what, sometimes some of
the best restaurants sucked. All right, Why I don't like it?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
If he please? You're giving me such a I really,
I have the baby and I can't deal with this.
You're making your father walk out. I'm hanging up.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I have to put Daddy back on the phone.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
He went outside. He's got to work with the contra.
He is with the contracting on the phone by Anthony
put him back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Million, I'm down the phone for you. Okay, I need
you to pretend that I'm on the phone.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Okay, Hello, Hi, ro How are you doing good?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
How are you okay?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
That's too bad?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Uh huh? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Anthony called me.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh, he's such a pain in the youth.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
He wants to go to Peter Lucas. He said that
he's going to make a reservation.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Listen to him.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
He was saying that he wanted to go out for
Lover's Day.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, he's making such a big deal. I told him,
come here, Jennifer comes home. Water Chinese food and call
it a day. Buddy, go home. Let me read my paper.
I don't need this book.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I know he's.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Insisting that I have to go out. I said, why
are you doing this to me?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I know me such stress. I think he put in reservations.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I don't care what he did. Don't listen to him.
He can cancel them. You can eat steak at six
o'clock at night.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I can't eat steak. And yeah, but he says he
wants to go out.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I hate it. I hate Mother's Day. Nobody Mother's Day.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I'm going it with this Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Can you eat Chinese food?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah? I haven't had it in a long time. I
think I would enjoy And you think so.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Last time you had it, you got sick.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Remember, Yeah? All right, I don't writ the best of
very s all.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, take it easy, okay, okay, bye bye.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Bye, Emily. That was great. This is just me. Okay, right,
what do you want?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I know she called me, you're making the baby crawl
right because he wants the phone, because he sees I'm
on the phone, William.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He just wants attention.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, he doesn't want attention, Anthony.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
He's crying we're good.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We're not good. She's not going.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She's on board, she says she's not.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Come on, no, we're not going. I just spoke to
Aunt Milly and she said, no, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Say that to you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well she did, so put me on conference and you
see what she said. I just hung up with her.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Carl hold on, Emily.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Anthony, Yeah, it's him again.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
My god, I know he.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Doesn't give up.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Emily, What did you tell me? Just now?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I says, okay, you did not I told you. That's
okay with me. Not I didn't want What did I
tell you did?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I have the baby to take care of. He's crying
and I am not going. This is disgusting now, this
really is well me, it really is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Now, tell Lucas to stop crying because you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
You've been phone tapped, bro,
Dance phone Elvi's Elvis Duran Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tap, Scary, Scary? What's your phone tap about today?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
So my mom hates Mother's Day, and for some weird reason,
she hates being singled out or honored or celebrated in
any way. I have no idea. I wish I knew
the answer to that. So this year, my sister Jennifer
wasn't going to be home until late on Mother's Day,
and I had already gotten into an argument with my
mom early last week about making plans anyway. So this
all culminated on Friday morning after the show, when I
(00:29):
decided to phone tap my mom Roseanne, and my father Tony,
with the help of my eighty seven year old aunt Millie,
who was listening in on this whole thing.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So your mother doesn't like to celebrate my mother's she
hates it. Is it because she's ashamed of her children?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm kidding, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Let's see what happens when Scary stirs it up in
his own family.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Anthony, how are you.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Good. Listen, I had the baby and I'm putting him
to sleep, so.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, listen. I have a contact with Peter Luver's so
oh good, I get a sin.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No can't go, Steve, Anthony, Please, I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Listen to me. Listen o'clock. We can do that.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm not going at six o'clock and eating steak and
then getting sick.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But this is your day.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, every day is my day, Anthony.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And I got it for seven people so Millie could
come to Anthony.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
She can't eat that stuff. Yes, she did last time.
An it's not going to happen already. Well, you got
to unmake the reservation because I'm not going, Anthony. Please,
don't don't.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Give me, but I'm paying.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm going to hang up on you, I really am.
I'm going to hang up on you right now because
she makes me very angry. Why because I don't want
to do this. It's not necessary right away. You have
to do something flamboyant. You gotta do this. You got
to do that just to say you did it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I have a contact there, Anthony.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Stop it now. You know you sound like you like.
They tell you how you sound on the radio. You
don't have to go telling them details. That's your problem.
They got to know every little thing that you do,
and then they have comments about it with daddy?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Did did you talk about with daddy?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, Daddy's in bedroom.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What if I had a limousine pick us up? Let
me pick us up and we'll go to Atlantic City?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah? No really, Anthony, umthing.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'm gonna hang up on you now, Tony, the door's opening.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
The bathroom something. Will you put them on the phones?
One second?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Here, Anthony, I have to take my shower.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Anthony, Hey, what if we did brunch?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Where brush sware? Where's Jennifer gonna be?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You understand what we're saying or you're just blocking out
what we're talking. What about Jennifer won't be home till
five o'clock?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
All right? So what if I take you guys at
the brunch? Like you know too? Who you and Mommy?
Just the two of us?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, this one damn day?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
The city? Well, the city.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Do you know what's worse than anything else?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Anthony?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
You're going from the frying panics at a fire. The city's
worse than staying in Brooklyn. You're not even talking right.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
What's wrong with the city?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
What's wrong with the city? Plenty wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
We'll stay downtown.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
No, Anthony, No, no, city, No city.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I got a great restaurant that you haven't, Jerry.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
There's a lot of restaurants that's out there that there's
plenty of them. And you know what, sometimes some of
the best restaurants sucked. All right, Why I don't like it?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
If he please? You're giving me such a I really,
I have the baby and I can't deal with this.
You're making your father walk out. I'm hanging up.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I have to put Daddy back on the phone.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
He went outside. He's got to work with the contra.
He is with the contracting on the phone by Anthony
put him back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Million, I'm down the phone for you. Okay, I need
you to pretend that I'm on the phone.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Okay, Hello, Hi, ro How are you doing good?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
How are you okay?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
That's too bad?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Uh huh? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Anthony called me.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh, he's such a pain in the youth.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
He wants to go to Peter Lucas. He said that
he's going to make a reservation.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Listen to him.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
He was saying that he wanted to go out for
Lover's Day.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, he's making such a big deal. I told him,
come here, Jennifer comes home. Water Chinese food and call
it a day. Buddy, go home. Let me read my paper.
I don't need this book.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I know he's.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Insisting that I have to go out. I said, why
are you doing this to me?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I know me such stress. I think he put in reservations.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I don't care what he did. Don't listen to him.
He can cancel them. You can eat steak at six
o'clock at night.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I can't eat steak. And yeah, but he says he
wants to go out.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I hate it. I hate Mother's Day. Nobody Mother's Day.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I'm going it with this Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Can you eat Chinese food?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah? I haven't had it in a long time. I
think I would enjoy And you think so.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Last time you had it, you got sick.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Remember, Yeah? All right, I don't writ the best of
very s all.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, take it easy, okay, okay, bye bye.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Bye, Emily. That was great. This is just me. Okay, right,
what do you want?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I know she called me, you're making the baby crawl
right because he wants the phone, because he sees I'm
on the phone, William.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He just wants attention.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, he doesn't want attention, Anthony.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
He's crying we're good.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We're not good. She's not going.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She's on board, she says she's not.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Come on, no, we're not going. I just spoke to
Aunt Milly and she said, no, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Say that to you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well she did, so put me on conference and you
see what she said. I just hung up with her.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Carl hold on, Emily.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Anthony, Yeah, it's him again.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
My god, I know he.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Doesn't give up.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Emily, What did you tell me? Just now?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I says, okay, you did not I told you. That's
okay with me. Not I didn't want What did I
tell you did?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I have the baby to take care of. He's crying
and I am not going. This is disgusting now, this
really is well me, it really is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Now, tell Lucas to stop crying because you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
You've been phone tapped, bro,
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