October 8, 2025 • 6 mins
Skeery calls a bunch of businesses using sound clips for Tony Soprano.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen. Scary recorded a
bunch of Sopranos episodes to Tony Soprano's voice, put it
in the computer, called people in the South and had
Tony Soprano talking to the people. They think they're having
a conversation with a real live person. Scary first calls
(00:22):
a Russian restaurant because they talk about the Ruskies. Then
Scary calls a psychologist's office. Tony Soprano has a conversation
with them, and then Tony Soprano dials a series of
gun dealers in the South to try to get a
gun deal going. Tony Soprano calls the.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
South there Russian. Hello, Hello, how you doing? Ye're fine?
Who's where's me?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Who?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, it's me looking for this rush he's your friendless Flutlana, Carolinko, Caronka.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know IRENA's cousin. Oh yeah, what company?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Ruski?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Valerie works for Slava Ruski.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well it was Shill five grand. I don't know what
you're talking about. Hello, my nephew on a phone.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hello, I don't understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What did you know Arena's cousin, Arena's cousin.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't know, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You deal with Slava, You take the heat, you pay
the price.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Capeche I'm sorry, So, uh, where's your friend?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know? Hello? Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Hello? I don't understand you.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Who is it you know?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Arena's cousin, cousin? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I know about this, guys. He tries a livery cab.
It wasn't very nice to someone important to me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Delivery cab?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I don't know, Husky valerie.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
They don't have a delivery cording.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
This is a story is road number?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm not already what? What are you? Stupid?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Stupid?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hello? Yeah, hello, Look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Seeing somebody patient of yours? Okay, she's smarty, sexy, she's Italian.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What being with Gloria.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Makes me happier than all of your prozac and your
therapy bullshit combined.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Hold on a second, don't get.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Jealous, it's your fault we've met in the first place.
Just hold on what it is she makes me happy?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Who are you trying to talk to you?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What are my chances to kidnapping you for the rest
of the afternoon. What did you say anywhere you want
to go? I'm going nuts thinking about you.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But if you want to talk to me, you call
me back.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What do you have my phone number?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Call me rock you get on this shone.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't even think you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Know who you're calling.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Don't get smart with me.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, we sure aren't we?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh Jesus Christ, are.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You wanting something?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are you wanting to talk.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
To me about something?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I haven't met anybody like you?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm sorry what I don't Things haven't been so good
with us lately.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's just anything we're able to happen here.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know, when you start speaking English, then you can
talk to me until get off my ass?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What are you stupid? Huh? You shut it? Oh? Really?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
How you doing all right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's me?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Who is me?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You know Arena's cousin?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Arena?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Who whisky? Valerie?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You must have the wrong number. I don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Oh I know about this guys. He tries a livery cab.
It wasn't very nice to someone important to me.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You're just trying to worry me. You got a problem.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Have you got a problem, Hey, take it easy. Well,
look what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Looking for this Russian? Well he's your friendly's foot line
of Carolinko.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I don't have any idea who she is.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You know it's your job to make my job for
you too.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Here my nephew on.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
A phone, what nephew?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What listen?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Just screwing everything up? Your football career down a dream?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Who are you trying to get in touch with?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Can I? No?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
One go ahead with what you want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, let's be clear on this right now. Just chuck
across out from under a rock. He is your problem.
I'm not mine. No, my problem.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Hey, take it easy, You take it easy, my friend.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Don't get smart with me.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You show your I supp over here my house and
I'll show you how smart I'll get. Oh really, Tom Shot?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
There he is fresh Prince of New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
How you doing do fine?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
There is something maybe you can help me with. There
is something maybe you can help me with.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Okay, a young man who worked for US burrowing sanitation.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He he died?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Who who?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Who are you calling?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He died?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That's all huh related that you understand what I'm saying
to you.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
No, so let me get somebody else on the phone.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hang on, don't get smart with me.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Listen. I don't know who you are, what you want.
I can't get smart with him, just trying to understand you.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You ain't getting off that easy.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I don't know who you are. I don't think you
know who you're talking to you.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Did you wrap the package?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I have no idea what you're referring to you is ready?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
When the package could survive?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
What package is there any where the package could survive?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I got a meeting with Slava.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I could be walking into a who Slava is?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Cheleida?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Hello? Hello, Hello, Hey, this is Wendy.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
If you want a phone.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
If you want a phone, well I tell you what
you just told on a minute?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, Hey, take it easy.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm taking it easy. Can I go on this minute
and I'll let you speak to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Hello, went, if you want a phone?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Who am I speaking with?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's me, it's me.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hey you been?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Hey, take it easy, stick it up your ass.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm not already.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Just calm down, calm down.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Why don't you calm down? You want from me? Huh?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I don't want nothing from you. Try calling somebody else.
What you hey, take it easy, take it easy. You're
backing up the wrong tree.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Baby. Well, let's be clear on this right now. You
cross up from under a rock. Is your problem not mine?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's good. I'm out from under the rock.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You by me, and you betray my daughter.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I've had your daughter.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What are you stupid? Huh?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
No, you are because I've had your daughter and your
wife boat.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Hey, But you know I love you more than anything
in this world. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I love you too, baby, and I love your wife
and daughter.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Boath be Elvis.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Duran's phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with
permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen. Scary recorded a
bunch of Sopranos episodes to Tony Soprano's voice, put it
in the computer, called people in the South and had
Tony Soprano talking to the people. They think they're having
a conversation with a real live person. Scary first calls
(00:22):
a Russian restaurant because they talk about the Ruskies. Then
Scary calls a psychologist's office. Tony Soprano has a conversation
with them, and then Tony Soprano dials a series of
gun dealers in the South to try to get a
gun deal going. Tony Soprano calls the.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
South there Russian. Hello, Hello, how you doing? Ye're fine?
Who's where's me?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Who?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, it's me looking for this rush he's your friendless Flutlana, Carolinko, Caronka.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know IRENA's cousin. Oh yeah, what company?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Ruski?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Valerie works for Slava Ruski.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well it was Shill five grand. I don't know what
you're talking about. Hello, my nephew on a phone.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hello, I don't understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What did you know Arena's cousin, Arena's cousin.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't know, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You deal with Slava, You take the heat, you pay
the price.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Capeche I'm sorry, So, uh, where's your friend?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know? Hello? Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Hello? I don't understand you.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Who is it you know?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Arena's cousin, cousin? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I know about this, guys. He tries a livery cab.
It wasn't very nice to someone important to me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Delivery cab?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I don't know, Husky valerie.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
They don't have a delivery cording.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
This is a story is road number?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm not already what? What are you? Stupid?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Stupid?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hello? Yeah, hello, Look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Seeing somebody patient of yours? Okay, she's smarty, sexy, she's Italian.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What being with Gloria.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Makes me happier than all of your prozac and your
therapy bullshit combined.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Hold on a second, don't get.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Jealous, it's your fault we've met in the first place.
Just hold on what it is she makes me happy?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Who are you trying to talk to you?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What are my chances to kidnapping you for the rest
of the afternoon. What did you say anywhere you want
to go? I'm going nuts thinking about you.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But if you want to talk to me, you call
me back.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What do you have my phone number?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Call me rock you get on this shone.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't even think you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Know who you're calling.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Don't get smart with me.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, we sure aren't we?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh Jesus Christ, are.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You wanting something?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are you wanting to talk.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
To me about something?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I haven't met anybody like you?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm sorry what I don't Things haven't been so good
with us lately.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's just anything we're able to happen here.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know, when you start speaking English, then you can
talk to me until get off my ass?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What are you stupid? Huh? You shut it? Oh? Really?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
How you doing all right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's me?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Who is me?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You know Arena's cousin?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Arena?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Who whisky? Valerie?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You must have the wrong number. I don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Oh I know about this guys. He tries a livery cab.
It wasn't very nice to someone important to me.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You're just trying to worry me. You got a problem.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Have you got a problem, Hey, take it easy. Well,
look what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Looking for this Russian? Well he's your friendly's foot line
of Carolinko.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I don't have any idea who she is.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You know it's your job to make my job for
you too.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Here my nephew on.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
A phone, what nephew?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What listen?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Just screwing everything up? Your football career down a dream?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Who are you trying to get in touch with?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Can I? No?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
One go ahead with what you want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, let's be clear on this right now. Just chuck
across out from under a rock. He is your problem.
I'm not mine. No, my problem.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Hey, take it easy, You take it easy, my friend.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Don't get smart with me.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You show your I supp over here my house and
I'll show you how smart I'll get. Oh really, Tom Shot?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
There he is fresh Prince of New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
How you doing do fine?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
There is something maybe you can help me with. There
is something maybe you can help me with.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Okay, a young man who worked for US burrowing sanitation.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He he died?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Who who?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Who are you calling?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He died?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That's all huh related that you understand what I'm saying
to you.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
No, so let me get somebody else on the phone.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hang on, don't get smart with me.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Listen. I don't know who you are, what you want.
I can't get smart with him, just trying to understand you.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You ain't getting off that easy.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I don't know who you are. I don't think you
know who you're talking to you.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Did you wrap the package?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I have no idea what you're referring to you is ready?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
When the package could survive?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
What package is there any where the package could survive?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I got a meeting with Slava.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I could be walking into a who Slava is?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Cheleida?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Hello? Hello, Hello, Hey, this is Wendy.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
If you want a phone.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
If you want a phone, well I tell you what
you just told on a minute?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, Hey, take it easy.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm taking it easy. Can I go on this minute
and I'll let you speak to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Hello, went, if you want a phone?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Who am I speaking with?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's me, it's me.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hey you been?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Hey, take it easy, stick it up your ass.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm not already.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Just calm down, calm down.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Why don't you calm down? You want from me? Huh?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I don't want nothing from you. Try calling somebody else.
What you hey, take it easy, take it easy. You're
backing up the wrong tree.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Baby. Well, let's be clear on this right now. You
cross up from under a rock. Is your problem not mine?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's good. I'm out from under the rock.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You by me, and you betray my daughter.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I've had your daughter.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What are you stupid? Huh?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
No, you are because I've had your daughter and your
wife boat.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Hey, But you know I love you more than anything
in this world. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I love you too, baby, and I love your wife
and daughter.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Boath be Elvis.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Duran's phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with
permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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