September 5, 2024 • 5 mins
Susan thinks her son does no wrong, so he asked Garett to call her after getting in trouble at the mall.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Durant phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The letter says, Dear Elvis, my mom Susan thinks I'm
a trouble free kid. In her eyes, I do know wrong.
Brian goes on to say, Hey, let's phone tap mom.
Let her know, and I got into a little trouble
with the mall. All right, Brian, here's the setup. Garrett
starts the call to Brian's mom Susan, who thinks Brian
is our little angel. Garrett plays the part of the
(00:25):
mall cop in today's phone town.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello, Hello, is this missus Diaz. Yes, calling Hi, Missus Dz.
This is Marcus Blart over at the mall. I am
the mall cop here, and we kind of had a
situation that kind of involves your son.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Excuse me, you're who I am?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Marcus Blart. I work with the mall police here at
Levis Mall. I was on duty about ten minutes ago,
and I caught your son frolicking in the well here
in the middle of the mall. He was fully dressed
in his gene and his sneakers and he's in the water,
splashing around, making customers all frantic.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hey, quiet quiet.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What are you doing to him?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I'm doing nothing. I am pointed my finger again. Would
you like to talk to him?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yes, please let me take.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Off the plastic cuffs.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, please give me here.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Talk to your mom, all right, be nice mom.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Listen, this guy's okay. No, no, no no. I was
standing by the phone and somebody pushed me in. Okay,
I was just getting get no. And he says that
I'm stealing money out of the phone. This guy is
just a reht a cop. He's just a jerk. Shut
up man, Just shut up, okay, don't tell somebody to
shut up. And he is really a police officer. I
(01:46):
want to speak to him. I want to speak to
him now. He is nothing. He's a piece of put
some policeman on the phone. I can't believe you.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Back on.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Don't you put cuffs on my son?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I have to. He is a he is crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Okay, my son is not crazy, sir. Please. He's going
to Yale in the fall. He does not need to
be in a mall now, I am sure there is
an explanation for all of this. Well, you want to
be crazy, a stray crazy?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Hey, I just saw his butt.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Are you drunk? My son? What was he said? He
was stealing money.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He was in the fountain, taking the pennies and putting
them into his pockets.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Look, my son is an honor student and he's not
acting like one.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Listen. I make a decent living here.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Leave me alone, Okay. I hard to have respect for
all the authorities.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I appreciate it, man, thank you very much. Unlike your son. Here,
shut up, Brian.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Be quiet. I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay, you know what, Can you please control him because
obviously I can't. I'm going to put you back on
the phone with him while I take care of matters
with the police.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is not going on a record, is this? I mean,
this is just a mall. I wasn't stealing from anyone.
It didn't rob anybody.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That money goes to people that needed and obviously.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
He needs money.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
In a pool, we have a nice little fountain and
people throw their pennies in the make a wish penny.
They threw pennies and make a wish.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
How many pennies do you get that it makes a difference.
It doesn't matter that it's not a nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Well, I don't know. That's not My job is just
to write it up and I hand it off to
the noise.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Never had a police Okay, so you're not the police.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yeah, well I work for the mall.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Why are you giving my son a hard time with
the police and putting handcuffs on my son because.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
He is out of control and I need to restrain him.
You need to hold on, talk to your mom.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Listen, Listen to me. No, I'm not going to listen.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You can't tell bad for one thing. You're good. Don't
tell dead, all right, listen, I'm telling dad that's already
on the walling. I didn't do any fool I paid
your father. He's going to be so mad. What do
you think he's gonna say, I just fell in Okay,
I mean I don't even have any pennies on me.
I was stealing money. We're not holding my pocket or something.
You're stealing money. No, you were stealing money.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
That's the point.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I wasn't steal. If I was, we're not your money.
I didn't take any money. Go ahead, rip of a
wallet if I care. Oh, come on, I didn't raise
a thief. Listen. You're going to one of the best
schools in America and only sat there for two hours
helping you with your essay about hones stand integrity.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
While this guy's kind of a dweed.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, I don't care who that man is. I care
about who you are. Steal a car?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Who saw you want? I have no idea, not thief?
Take this up side. You're not even listening to I'm
not taking a cup side of anyone. I don't want
to be you are.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
He just knocked over my seg what the hell he was.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So fully started a liar, MA watch your mouth.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'm not lying, I'm just phone tabbing you. Mom.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
What Yeah, Missus Diaz, my name is Garrett from Illist
and in the Morning show and uh your son phone?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh oh Joe, I'm really going to get I just
paced him at work.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Missus Diaz. What do you got to say to your
lovely son Brian?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I say this between him and his.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Durant phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The letter says, Dear Elvis, my mom Susan thinks I'm
a trouble free kid. In her eyes, I do know wrong.
Brian goes on to say, Hey, let's phone tap mom.
Let her know, and I got into a little trouble
with the mall. All right, Brian, here's the setup. Garrett
starts the call to Brian's mom Susan, who thinks Brian
is our little angel. Garrett plays the part of the
(00:25):
mall cop in today's phone town.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello, Hello, is this missus Diaz. Yes, calling Hi, Missus Dz.
This is Marcus Blart over at the mall. I am
the mall cop here, and we kind of had a
situation that kind of involves your son.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Excuse me, you're who I am?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Marcus Blart. I work with the mall police here at
Levis Mall. I was on duty about ten minutes ago,
and I caught your son frolicking in the well here
in the middle of the mall. He was fully dressed
in his gene and his sneakers and he's in the water,
splashing around, making customers all frantic.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hey, quiet quiet.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What are you doing to him?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I'm doing nothing. I am pointed my finger again. Would
you like to talk to him?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yes, please let me take.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Off the plastic cuffs.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, please give me here.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Talk to your mom, all right, be nice mom.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Listen, this guy's okay. No, no, no no. I was
standing by the phone and somebody pushed me in. Okay,
I was just getting get no. And he says that
I'm stealing money out of the phone. This guy is
just a reht a cop. He's just a jerk. Shut
up man, Just shut up, okay, don't tell somebody to
shut up. And he is really a police officer. I
(01:46):
want to speak to him. I want to speak to
him now. He is nothing. He's a piece of put
some policeman on the phone. I can't believe you.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Back on.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Don't you put cuffs on my son?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I have to. He is a he is crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Okay, my son is not crazy, sir. Please. He's going
to Yale in the fall. He does not need to
be in a mall now, I am sure there is
an explanation for all of this. Well, you want to
be crazy, a stray crazy?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Hey, I just saw his butt.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Are you drunk? My son? What was he said? He
was stealing money.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He was in the fountain, taking the pennies and putting
them into his pockets.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Look, my son is an honor student and he's not
acting like one.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Listen. I make a decent living here.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Leave me alone, Okay. I hard to have respect for
all the authorities.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I appreciate it, man, thank you very much. Unlike your son. Here,
shut up, Brian.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Be quiet. I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay, you know what, Can you please control him because
obviously I can't. I'm going to put you back on
the phone with him while I take care of matters
with the police.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is not going on a record, is this? I mean,
this is just a mall. I wasn't stealing from anyone.
It didn't rob anybody.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That money goes to people that needed and obviously.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
He needs money.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
In a pool, we have a nice little fountain and
people throw their pennies in the make a wish penny.
They threw pennies and make a wish.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
How many pennies do you get that it makes a difference.
It doesn't matter that it's not a nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Well, I don't know. That's not My job is just
to write it up and I hand it off to
the noise.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Never had a police Okay, so you're not the police.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yeah, well I work for the mall.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Why are you giving my son a hard time with
the police and putting handcuffs on my son because.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
He is out of control and I need to restrain him.
You need to hold on, talk to your mom.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Listen, Listen to me. No, I'm not going to listen.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You can't tell bad for one thing. You're good. Don't
tell dead, all right, listen, I'm telling dad that's already
on the walling. I didn't do any fool I paid
your father. He's going to be so mad. What do
you think he's gonna say, I just fell in Okay,
I mean I don't even have any pennies on me.
I was stealing money. We're not holding my pocket or something.
You're stealing money. No, you were stealing money.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
That's the point.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I wasn't steal. If I was, we're not your money.
I didn't take any money. Go ahead, rip of a
wallet if I care. Oh, come on, I didn't raise
a thief. Listen. You're going to one of the best
schools in America and only sat there for two hours
helping you with your essay about hones stand integrity.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
While this guy's kind of a dweed.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, I don't care who that man is. I care
about who you are. Steal a car?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Who saw you want? I have no idea, not thief?
Take this up side. You're not even listening to I'm
not taking a cup side of anyone. I don't want
to be you are.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
He just knocked over my seg what the hell he was.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So fully started a liar, MA watch your mouth.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'm not lying, I'm just phone tabbing you. Mom.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
What Yeah, Missus Diaz, my name is Garrett from Illist
and in the Morning show and uh your son phone?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh oh Joe, I'm really going to get I just
paced him at work.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Missus Diaz. What do you got to say to your
lovely son Brian?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I say this between him and his.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
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