Stop Feeding the Cats

Danielle calls Beth as a neighbor, tired of her feeding the stray cats.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Dear Elvis, My mother Beth constantly feeds these stupid stray
cats outside of our house, and she's always worried about
neighbors calling to complain about how unsanitary it is. Wouldn't
it be hilarious to call as one of our neighbors,
maybe the one she'd has never gotten along with, and
assure you this will drive her nuts. This is from

(00:26):
her husband Richard, daughter Kristen. Here comes Danielle as the
nasty neighbor calling Beth about feeding all the cats in
the neighborhood. Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Hello, Hi, can I talk to Beth please? Hey Beth,
this is a niece. My aunt is constantly talking about
these stray cats that you feed.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I don't feed stray cat.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I beg to differ. I know I've seen you feed them.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Let's get to the point. What do you want?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, the point is my aunt would really like you
to stop feeding the stray cats.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Excuse me?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hello, Hi, man, speak to Beth.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Please?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Hello Beth?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Are we not two grown women that we can't talk you?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
I'll get you for harassment.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Wait a minute. First of all, if you don't stop
feeding the cat. Hello, Hello, mans, Please speak to Beth. Please,
she keeps hanging up on me. Yeah, I do have
something to say to you.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I can get you on some harassment for form. Here
every five minutes and I can get you. Tell you something. Honey,
kiss my ass and you can talk.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Last, kiss my ass and you can tell her husband
to kiss my ass twice.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Goodbye. Hello, don't hang up the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I want you to tell her that I'm calling her
the crazy lady with the cats. All right, She's a
freaking crazy lady with the cats. I'm gonna call Animal
will Protection if she doesn't get on the phone and
work this out with me right now.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Animal Protection, you want to talk for her. She wants
your number.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Tell her to get on the phone with me and
I'll give her my number.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Give you a number, get on the phone. She said
something rude.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Why is she acting like such a bitch. She's not
an adult. She can't talk to me.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
She don't want to talk to you. Just talked to
one second. She's going crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Best get a pick up the phone.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's going crazy. I think it's over. She just threw
stuff at me. It's a phone pat She just wanted
we have to tell it. It's only a joke. It's

(02:50):
only a show. She just went nuts. Gotta go, bet, Bet,
it's only a joke.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Come on, Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
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Speaker 1 (03:06):
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