September 18, 2025 • 4 mins
Grandpa likes stealing vegetables out of people’s gardens, so Danielle calls as a neighbor saying enough is enough!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tappened? Daniel,
what's your phone tap about?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Tom? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So grandpa likes a fresh salad.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I love Grandpa's that loves fresh salad. So when he
goes on his walk in the morning, he takes fresh
veggies from different people's gardens, and his granddaughter keeps saying, Grandpa,
you cannot do that.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Somebody is gonna bust you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So I'm calling as one of the neighbors who owns
the garden, saying you've been busting grandpa.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So Olivia is the granddaughter. She's gonna be listening in
and she'll join in later on. Is Grandpa eating out
of your garden? Oh, Daniels phoneto, let's listen.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hell yeah, Grandpa, do me a favor and stop stealing
my vegetables. O.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, it's not Olivia.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So Grandpa, who are you?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I am one of the people who you've been stealing
vegetables from.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And I know on the days only one vegetables. I
don't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Okay, I have cucumbers growing in my garden, and you
know you come by for your walks and you take.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The lady you got the wrong number. Hello, Really, you're
gonna hang up on me? You want to be a
common lady? Get out of here? What are you bothering before?
I don't know nothing about your guard grandpa?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You take cucumbers?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Who you calling? Grandpa? You're not my granddaughter, doesn't matter.
How old are you? How old are you? You're not
that much younger than me. You sound like an old
big on the phone.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, I don't so Graham's listen, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, all right, grandma, Hey, hey, listen to the click.
Come on, lady, give me a break. I told you
I didn't take anything.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, but I have you on surveillance.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
What do you mean, shavllag? What are you talking about? Shavang?
What do you got to? Seven eleven over there?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I have cameras in my gardens.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
In your guard you.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Had on your knee high socks, your fanny pack and
your Guinea tea.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
And that was you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, you know what, lady, So what? I hate your
vegetables and if you're not out there, I'm gonna grandma again,
I'm gonna eat them again. All right, but you want
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That's not fair.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
First of all, nothing only one because not fi look
reading the Bible a day about Jesus asked him about
who's going to take care said the birds. Nobody takes
care of the birds they eat. I'm like that. I'm
making the Bible. I mean I'm eating that sound like
one of the birds.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, why can't you go to the store and
buy cucumbers.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's nice and fresh from your garden. You're doing a
good job. Please keep it up. I'll grab some off
from your neck.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And by the way, Lisa from down the block wants
you to stop grabbing the tomatoes and then you've got
the fresh peppers from John's garden.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He'd like you to stop his way.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Whoah, you know what, I'm gonna pay you all back.
I'm going to departure fertilize your on your garden for you.
I'm going to come in here. You can put me
on tape. I'm going to take a dump right on
top of your cul complish. How you like that? Lady?
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Are you threatening me?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What thread? What's threaten? It's your promise. I'm going to
shut on your cue combage. Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Not for any dings?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Just listen. I got to see clothes. All right, I
clear a right.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Really, you're a little dramatic, Grandpa said, I'm highing up.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's right, it's something else, serican is.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
He thinks he didn't do anything wrong. So here's what
I want you to do. I want you to call
him and I want you to just check in on it. Okay,
all right, So here we go. Just call him and say, ahiight,
this is all you.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
What's wrong with you? You got to tick head him? Oh?
Sorry about that, Olivia? Sorry, no, I had some women.
She's really annoying me. She's accusing me all this's different
kind of crazy. Yeah, nuts over given. This neighbor unbelievable.
She's been rolling one morning. This she keeps on calling
me up and I'd make me over bush. She keeps
on saying that I'm mob having a cu compassy to
(03:32):
make What the big deal with me taking a cucumber
with tonato?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You cannot go into other people's giets and take their things.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I brought people tonat is when I was a kid.
You know, why don't they do the same. These kids
moving into the neighborhood, they got no respect their property.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You gotta respect that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
The hell would them? I don't care. I take that
cucumbers in there to make.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Please watch Grandpa, Grandpa.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
You got phone taped by your granddaughter.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Oh my god,
boy Irish person, Oh my god, I told you I
like that cushion over that language went on over the end.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh, this phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted
by all Art says the
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tappened? Daniel,
what's your phone tap about?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Tom? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So grandpa likes a fresh salad.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I love Grandpa's that loves fresh salad. So when he
goes on his walk in the morning, he takes fresh
veggies from different people's gardens, and his granddaughter keeps saying, Grandpa,
you cannot do that.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Somebody is gonna bust you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So I'm calling as one of the neighbors who owns
the garden, saying you've been busting grandpa.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So Olivia is the granddaughter. She's gonna be listening in
and she'll join in later on. Is Grandpa eating out
of your garden? Oh, Daniels phoneto, let's listen.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hell yeah, Grandpa, do me a favor and stop stealing
my vegetables. O.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, it's not Olivia.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So Grandpa, who are you?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I am one of the people who you've been stealing
vegetables from.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And I know on the days only one vegetables. I
don't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Okay, I have cucumbers growing in my garden, and you
know you come by for your walks and you take.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The lady you got the wrong number. Hello, Really, you're
gonna hang up on me? You want to be a
common lady? Get out of here? What are you bothering before?
I don't know nothing about your guard grandpa?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You take cucumbers?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Who you calling? Grandpa? You're not my granddaughter, doesn't matter.
How old are you? How old are you? You're not
that much younger than me. You sound like an old
big on the phone.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, I don't so Graham's listen, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, all right, grandma, Hey, hey, listen to the click.
Come on, lady, give me a break. I told you
I didn't take anything.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, but I have you on surveillance.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
What do you mean, shavllag? What are you talking about? Shavang?
What do you got to? Seven eleven over there?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I have cameras in my gardens.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
In your guard you.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Had on your knee high socks, your fanny pack and
your Guinea tea.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
And that was you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, you know what, lady, So what? I hate your
vegetables and if you're not out there, I'm gonna grandma again,
I'm gonna eat them again. All right, but you want
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That's not fair.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
First of all, nothing only one because not fi look
reading the Bible a day about Jesus asked him about
who's going to take care said the birds. Nobody takes
care of the birds they eat. I'm like that. I'm
making the Bible. I mean I'm eating that sound like
one of the birds.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, why can't you go to the store and
buy cucumbers.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's nice and fresh from your garden. You're doing a
good job. Please keep it up. I'll grab some off
from your neck.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And by the way, Lisa from down the block wants
you to stop grabbing the tomatoes and then you've got
the fresh peppers from John's garden.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He'd like you to stop his way.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Whoah, you know what, I'm gonna pay you all back.
I'm going to departure fertilize your on your garden for you.
I'm going to come in here. You can put me
on tape. I'm going to take a dump right on
top of your cul complish. How you like that? Lady?
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Are you threatening me?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What thread? What's threaten? It's your promise. I'm going to
shut on your cue combage. Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Not for any dings?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Just listen. I got to see clothes. All right, I
clear a right.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Really, you're a little dramatic, Grandpa said, I'm highing up.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's right, it's something else, serican is.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
He thinks he didn't do anything wrong. So here's what
I want you to do. I want you to call
him and I want you to just check in on it. Okay,
all right, So here we go. Just call him and say, ahiight,
this is all you.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
What's wrong with you? You got to tick head him? Oh?
Sorry about that, Olivia? Sorry, no, I had some women.
She's really annoying me. She's accusing me all this's different
kind of crazy. Yeah, nuts over given. This neighbor unbelievable.
She's been rolling one morning. This she keeps on calling
me up and I'd make me over bush. She keeps
on saying that I'm mob having a cu compassy to
(03:32):
make What the big deal with me taking a cucumber
with tonato?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You cannot go into other people's giets and take their things.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I brought people tonat is when I was a kid.
You know, why don't they do the same. These kids
moving into the neighborhood, they got no respect their property.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You gotta respect that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
The hell would them? I don't care. I take that
cucumbers in there to make.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Please watch Grandpa, Grandpa.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
You got phone taped by your granddaughter.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Oh my god,
boy Irish person, Oh my god, I told you I
like that cushion over that language went on over the end.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh, this phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted
by all Art says the
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
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