Substitute Teacher is Sick

Danielle is a substitute teacher reporting for duty.......but is sounding like absolute garbage!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapped.
Danielle tells us this is a very mysterious phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, so mysterious.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
We may not play it right. Okay, So here's what happened.
I called, and I set this up ahead of time.
But it cannot use names of who's in the call
because it involves a school, it involves teachers on a secretary,
and there's a lot of things to protect. So just play, okay,
just play it.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, here's the phone tap we know nothing about from
daniel here you hello Middlepool.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Her name, Yes she it's Danielle from Elvis's show. I'm
que hey is the principal in the office. Oh yes
he is. Okay, So what I want you to do
is just tell him that you have the substitute on
the phone. But I don't sound right, So just say
to him, you know, I don't know you may want
to talk to her ahead of time. Okay, So set
it up like that and then hand him the phone.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, great, I will it's not I got the substitute
on the phone, but she.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Kind of sound sick. I'm gonna pass you trail.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Hello, Yeah, hi, this is this is a band elavin.
I'm coming in tomorrow to cover the class those history class.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I just wanted to confirm what time I have to
be there. I'm so excited. I can't wait to come
in and teach the kids.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, well, Terrific, you sound a little.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Bit under the weather, though, No, I'm fine. I have Oh,
I have these horrible allergies for some reason. It hits
me at different times during the year. Yeah, but I'm okay,
I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, Terrific. You know, we actually had a bunch of
illnesses going around and I'm just kind of a little
bit concerned. Well, you know, I'm sure you're great and
well definitely want to use you, but I'm not sure
if tomorrow will be a good day for you be
coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh no, no, no, no problem. If I have the sneeze,
I turn my head. If I have to cough, alter
by head, I won't cough for the kids, and they'll do.
And I'll right away when I commit, I'll say, hey, guys,
I have an allergy. I just letting you know.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, no, I mean, I appreciate that, but you know what,
if you're going to be costing me.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Saving just get better listening to yourself. Listen, you need
to you to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Or something, because no, I don't need to go to
a doctor. The doctors allergies don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm not being clear here.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
You cannot come in. You are sick. I have students
that cannot leave, cannot be sick. Okay, when I work
at the.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Club at night, they don't have this problem.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
You work at the club at night.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well wow, okay, Well I'm not exactly sure then that
a school is the correction.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Why there's a day job at a night job. It's
two different things.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Okay, Well it sounds like you're a little bit overextended
right now.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
No, die, I'm not. I finished the club at like
two or three. I couple, I take a little bit
of a nap, but I come in and I teach
the kids. I already have my lesson Bland ready.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
To go in.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Everything that's I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, you know, I.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Think you're just discriminating against.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Strippers a night for all.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I can you know you.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Have a problem that I take my clothes off at
night and that I want to teach the kids that's
the problem.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
But I haven't seen anything like that. Okay, all I
said was that you're sick.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
You need to get better. I have you.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm in the middle of the school there kids. I'm
not going to give.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
The kids a lap dance or anything.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I don't know that clearer.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'm going to come in at seven thirty tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
No, you are not there. There's no position for you.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Do not come in.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
What if you came down to the club tonight and
you see what I do, and then you would know
that tomorrow I'm not going to do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I have students coming in. I need to start my day.
I don't have time to babysit.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You on the phone right now.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay, I don't need to be.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
A babysitting I'm fine. I just don't I just have
a cold. I mean not a cold. Maybe I just
have allergies.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You don't need to be babysitted whatever. I don't think
you should be in the classroom.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You give me a break. I made one stupid mistake
with my verbiage.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Why didn't you.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Fly in another district?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, I could tell you. You're actually on the radio
and this is just a phone tap.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
What's going on? What is going on?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
This is Danielle from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show
and you got phone tapped. Happy early birthday.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah you're fighting.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, this is great.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
My heart is racing here.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
See Elvis duran as phone tap.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
See Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis duran in
the Morning Show.