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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't phone Elvis, Elvis duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So here we go. Now, you know, we've been doing
phone taps for how many years now?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Twelve thirteen years now, long time, and sometimes the good
ones slip in between the cushions on the couch.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We actually found one and it was yours, Scary. This
is actually a very good phone tap of yours.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
This was the first time I did that Rod Phillips character,
you know, the music collection guy.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It was mislabeled in our computer system, like, oh my god,
a lost phone tap?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Which one is this?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
This one's called super Sounds of the sixties and seventies. Now,
every time he does these phone taps, these really they
are not real music collections that he makes it up, right,
So this is the.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Lost phone taps it up.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
So originally Alyssa wrote to us Sin said her dad
is a big music collector and he loves music so much,
but he hates when people try and sell him stuff
at the same time. So I figured, let's see if
we could phone tap him that way, and we did.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Here we go. Let's listen to the lost phone tap
from Scary. Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
This is Rod Phillips with super Sounds of the sixties
and seventies.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
How are you doing today, sir? Very good.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
For a limited time only, we have a three disc
set available. You'll get hits from the rascals like this.
What are you familiar with this song?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, you're familiar with this?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Sorry, my name is Rod Phillips with super Sounds of
the seventies. For a limited time only, we can give
you this three disc set at night.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You gotta be kidding you're calling on my private cell phone.
I got emails coming in. How the hell do you
ever get my phone numbers?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You're on a list of people to be called today, sir?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, I was doing me a favorite. Don't call it again? Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Are you familiar with Smokey Robinson and the Miracles?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, I'm right, So goodbye.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
The Tears of a Clown super hit from nineteen sixties. Six.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Hello, So it's Rod Phillips again with super Sounds of
the seventies.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No, I'm not, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
This three disc set comes for just nine dollars and
ninety nine cents.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Just listen to this hit of.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
The second Can't Go please, but sir, nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And ninety nine cents and you can have this plus
three ninety nine shipping and handling.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Don't you remember the foundations with this classic? Build me up? Buttercup?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Say you know something?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm telling you? Right, sir?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Haven't you ever bought music before? Because we have now never?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Wrong guy, wrong guy?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
This is you? Are you mister Fascaldo the only mister jop?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay? I can't I ever had in the past. I
am not ever going to again.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, but do you remember Sly and the Family Stone
from the seventies. There's a song they have called Everyday People? Sir,
wouldn't you Everyday people? By signing the Family Stone part
of this three disc set Super Sounds of the seventies
for a limited time only.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You cannot get this in stores, sir?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You got something? You know anymore? Right now? I committed
grab you by the glute?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You drunk, so wanted, so wanting, Scooby Dooby Dooby.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
SI.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
What if we were to.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Throw in a fourth CD Marvin Gaye's greatest hits?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
How do you want to die? Why are you? Why
don't you just quoke? Why are you never call me again.
By the way, I take the last three conversations. Yeah yeah,
and it's where the proper people get it. I met
the Riser off the south.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Maybe you and your wife can be put in the
mood with a little Marvin g and let's get it on.
Don't you just want to get your wife in the
bed and say things like this to her?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Even though I told you to, scumbag, I told you
to drop that you never call me again, You're still
trying to sell me CD.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
All I'm trying to do is make a living here, sir,
and let you know that if you act now, we'll
throw this bonus Christmas CD in for free featuring the
Jackson five and Santa claus Is come into town.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
How does this sound? You remember this one?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm going to report this call to the place.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Still okay, sir?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
How could this not bring smiles to the faces of
you and your family as you're gathered around the Christmas
tree next year listening to the wonderful.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Super sounds of seventies Christmas.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I'm gonna find out who you know and then it'll
be I promise it's gonna be the worst day of
your life. Hey da, let me call you back in minutes.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
All right, we want to.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm having trouble with somebody harassing my cell phone.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You know I've been having the same thing this morning.
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah, someone trying to sell you.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, I'm playing music or something. Illow it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I've busted into your line when super hits of the
seventies songs from Rod Stewart?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
And do you think I'm sexy?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Mister Joe Fascaldo, And is this Alyssa Lumparski, Alyssa Lumparski.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
We'd like to sell you this song.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
From Rod Stewart.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Do you remember this one? Mister Forscaldo? Do you remember
when you were sexy? Do you remember when you got
your groove on?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm gonna find out who I'm gonna come busting and off.
It could be the ugliest you.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Know the words everybody.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
If you want my body and you think I'm sex, come.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
On, jug I'm let me know.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Are you part of this?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Part of what? She's part of nothing?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Are you part of the sad? Yes i am.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I'm hurry up now listen you tell us jerk from
you or whoever it is?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Really your daughter's playing a phone tap.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
On you I'm trying to find out what your just is.
I can come up and break your el.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
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Speaker 3 (06:22):
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