July 4, 2025 • 5 mins
Maria brings her kids to the community pool and has had some issues, so Skeery calls from the city to mess with her!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Durand.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Elvis Durand's phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Ah, here we go, scary, Yes, what's your phone tap about?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Well, Miguel emailed us to phone tap his girlfriend Maria.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Turns out she brings her three kids to a community
pool and has had run ins with the city who
runs it.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So Miguel thinks she's primed and ready for a phone tap.
So I'm gonna call and pretend like from the city
making a complaining person at the community pool. I'm gonna
mess with her a little bit. Let's see what happened
to Today's a scary phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hello, Hello, hey, baby, what's up? Hey?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I just got a call from the pool managers. Did
did you hear from them? No?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I left something?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Then? No, they called? They called.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'm going there right now. I'm going there right now.
What happened? They've been saying that you've been calling some
problems there. I'm calling them problems in the pool.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, this is from the kids.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
The kids are being difficult.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The people from the pool called you to tell you
that my kids are being crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
They're just saying they're going wild running around.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Did they find out about this anyway, Like most they've
been some complains, people complains.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What it is?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Probably that that sweats me all the time, that's always
in my business, trying to tell me how to raise
my kids. She should have called me herself, but said
something to my face?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Did I read that?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Are you watching them?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now? I watch the kids, but I'm not having to
be up their ass all the time. They could go
run around and play. Everybody else's kids are doing the same,
if not just my kids.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Whatever, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I gotta go get the little change in the cars.
I give him a number because I don't want to
deal with this right now.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So they're gonna give you a call.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You getting been my phone number? He's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Actually, I hope you call me good whatever you're gonna do,
Yeah you later, okay, so good, all right, good good,
Thank you for selling me out. Bye?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh my god, oh my god, it was great.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You sit back. I'm gonna give a call. Okay, all right, great,
Hello Maria, Hi, this is George from the city Offilks.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
How are you not very good?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Actually, it goes. I just got off the phone with
my boyfriend and he told me he said, you're gonna
call me because of some people were complaining about my children.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I have three complaints from the citizen from the city.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That from some that don't like to see anybody.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Me.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
We're getting off on the wrong foot here.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I want to get on. I don't like this. I
pay my taxes, I work hard, I take care of
my children. If I want to go to the pool, I'll.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Go to the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Other people bring their blacks there too.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Nobody says, right, you change your baby on the lounge
chair and then you leave the dirty diaper crumbled up
for the pool staff to clean up.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's not why they were higher.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh, how is this your business? I pay for that pool.
You can pay your flary. How about that. You work
for the city, right, you work from me. You should
clean up after me when I please. I don't work there,
you work there.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Then the kids going in the pool and pampers, that
is not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Pool attire, fine, everybody does that. Everybody has the minute
swimming diapers. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, but you just plopped the kid in ITAs pampers
and just pool.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Know that you want me to put them naked in
the pool.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, but then they PLoP in their pampers after you
PLoP them in the pool, and then you chase fat.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Don't get in the pool with me.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Then it's unsetting.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Thankful you don't have anything better to do this? Let
me say, what do you do all day? What don't
all go?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know what I do all day? They sit in
their conditioning. I eat cookies. That's who are you?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay? Poison cookies?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You want to share your crappy diapers. But your kids
don't want to share the water noodles with the other kids.
They're stealing the water noodles.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You don't steal. They don't want to play with something
in the pool they could play with.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
They're hogging up all the water noodles.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh no, the playing with the pool, it's oh no,
their kids do you think they're.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Gonna And you're sneaking guests in mind you wear the
wristbands and then you cut them from the inside flap.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Then someone walks it out to the next person, and
you sneak eight guests in by the end of the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know, and you know that how prove it? Prove it?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Because there's a whole, Because there's a mob of you.
It's like the.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Stroller mafia over there. What do you multiply when you
throw them in water?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You have like ten people by the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You can't talk to people like this. I'm gonna have good.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Job, all right, I'm writing you up.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
As a matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Don't be trying to show up today because you ain't
coming in.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna mouth. Are you for real?
What's your last name?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Duran?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
M of course you have lame, dumb bitch.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Duran. Yeah, okay, first.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Time Elvis m God Maria Elvis.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
No, it's not Elvis Durant. It's Scary Jones.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
But I work for Elvis Durant in the Morning show
and you got phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
God you so much.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Miguel's Happy universary.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You are a robotel Parent. Let me tell you, I
think our listener's all one to meet big Way Elvis
Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Durand.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Elvis Durand's phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Ah, here we go, scary, Yes, what's your phone tap about?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Well, Miguel emailed us to phone tap his girlfriend Maria.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Turns out she brings her three kids to a community
pool and has had run ins with the city who
runs it.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So Miguel thinks she's primed and ready for a phone tap.
So I'm gonna call and pretend like from the city
making a complaining person at the community pool. I'm gonna
mess with her a little bit. Let's see what happened
to Today's a scary phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hello, Hello, hey, baby, what's up? Hey?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I just got a call from the pool managers. Did
did you hear from them? No?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I left something?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Then? No, they called? They called.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'm going there right now. I'm going there right now.
What happened? They've been saying that you've been calling some
problems there. I'm calling them problems in the pool.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, this is from the kids.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
The kids are being difficult.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The people from the pool called you to tell you
that my kids are being crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
They're just saying they're going wild running around.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Did they find out about this anyway, Like most they've
been some complains, people complains.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What it is?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Probably that that sweats me all the time, that's always
in my business, trying to tell me how to raise
my kids. She should have called me herself, but said
something to my face?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Did I read that?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Are you watching them?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now? I watch the kids, but I'm not having to
be up their ass all the time. They could go
run around and play. Everybody else's kids are doing the same,
if not just my kids.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Whatever, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I gotta go get the little change in the cars.
I give him a number because I don't want to
deal with this right now.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So they're gonna give you a call.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You getting been my phone number? He's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Actually, I hope you call me good whatever you're gonna do,
Yeah you later, okay, so good, all right, good good,
Thank you for selling me out. Bye?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh my god, oh my god, it was great.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You sit back. I'm gonna give a call. Okay, all right, great,
Hello Maria, Hi, this is George from the city Offilks.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
How are you not very good?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Actually, it goes. I just got off the phone with
my boyfriend and he told me he said, you're gonna
call me because of some people were complaining about my children.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I have three complaints from the citizen from the city.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That from some that don't like to see anybody.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Me.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
We're getting off on the wrong foot here.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I want to get on. I don't like this. I
pay my taxes, I work hard, I take care of
my children. If I want to go to the pool, I'll.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Go to the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Other people bring their blacks there too.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Nobody says, right, you change your baby on the lounge
chair and then you leave the dirty diaper crumbled up
for the pool staff to clean up.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's not why they were higher.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh, how is this your business? I pay for that pool.
You can pay your flary. How about that. You work
for the city, right, you work from me. You should
clean up after me when I please. I don't work there,
you work there.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Then the kids going in the pool and pampers, that
is not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Pool attire, fine, everybody does that. Everybody has the minute
swimming diapers. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, but you just plopped the kid in ITAs pampers
and just pool.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Know that you want me to put them naked in
the pool.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, but then they PLoP in their pampers after you
PLoP them in the pool, and then you chase fat.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Don't get in the pool with me.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Then it's unsetting.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Thankful you don't have anything better to do this? Let
me say, what do you do all day? What don't
all go?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know what I do all day? They sit in
their conditioning. I eat cookies. That's who are you?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay? Poison cookies?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You want to share your crappy diapers. But your kids
don't want to share the water noodles with the other kids.
They're stealing the water noodles.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You don't steal. They don't want to play with something
in the pool they could play with.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
They're hogging up all the water noodles.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh no, the playing with the pool, it's oh no,
their kids do you think they're.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Gonna And you're sneaking guests in mind you wear the
wristbands and then you cut them from the inside flap.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Then someone walks it out to the next person, and
you sneak eight guests in by the end of the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know, and you know that how prove it? Prove it?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Because there's a whole, Because there's a mob of you.
It's like the.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Stroller mafia over there. What do you multiply when you
throw them in water?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You have like ten people by the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You can't talk to people like this. I'm gonna have good.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Job, all right, I'm writing you up.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
As a matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Don't be trying to show up today because you ain't
coming in.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna mouth. Are you for real?
What's your last name?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Duran?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
M of course you have lame, dumb bitch.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Duran. Yeah, okay, first.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Time Elvis m God Maria Elvis.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
No, it's not Elvis Durant. It's Scary Jones.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
But I work for Elvis Durant in the Morning show
and you got phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
God you so much.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Miguel's Happy universary.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You are a robotel Parent. Let me tell you, I
think our listener's all one to meet big Way Elvis
Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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