The Glass Room is Taken

Nicole is getting married next year and her mom is so into the plans, so Danielle calls from the hall with a huge issue!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tappen, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
What do you have?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
All right? Comes from Nicole.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
She says, I'm the youngest daughter of a big Italian
family and I'm getting married next year. My mother Donna
is so into my wedding. I can guarantee a big
reaction if I call her and tell her something went
wrong with the wedding plans, maybe the reception hall changed
rooms on us the caller.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
She will freak out. This is a very common wedding
phone tap. Yes, today's phone tap. Here we go, Danielle.
He's enjoy the music while your party is reached and
much jos.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hello, Nah, what's the matter now? Just caused me? This
woman Leslie is telling me something's along with the room
that we might not be able to have it. I
don't know what's going on. What's the guy's name that
we booked it with. I have her on the phone
with me right now. This is Earlan's assistant, Leslie.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, Hello, yeah, you booked it with ear Okay, yeah,
but I'm his assistant. So basically, he passes all the
paperwork to me and I take care of it from there. Okay, Yeah,
our problem is that the bigger room is the only
room available at this time.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh no, it's not, Leslie. We booked that two years ago. Darling.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh no, I'm sorry, but that is the only room
available now. Why because there's another party that's going to
be in the glassroom.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
That was our room from the beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Unfortunately, if they decided what they no.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, you can't decide. That's the room that we came
there and booked, and that's the room my daughter's going
to get.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know, sometimes other people have priorities.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Darling, listen to me, honey.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, first of all, Darling, honey, I'm not going to
go that way.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
But you came there and specifically book that room.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
What's wrong with the upstairs room?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't like it. She doesn't like it. Why I
want it? Why she doesn't like it? That's specifically why
we came two years ago. Okay, I'm in the country
club business over here too. How would you just not
make it available?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Maybe you'll understand a little bit more if I tell
you who's actually going to be in the glassroom that night.
It's very exciting for us. It's gonna be Cheryl Burke
from Dancing with the Stars. You remember her, right.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Leslie Darling. I could care less if it was Frank
Sinatra came back from his great I know, but it
couldn't make I'm sorry. That is the room my daughter booked,
and that is the room we're going to happen. I know,
but it's it's Cheryl Daryl Burke upstairs. I don't care
who she is. I mean, I just had Morgan Friedman here,
I just had Google's cossage. I just had Derek Jeter.
They don't bother me.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
We're having Cheryl Burke.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't care who she is.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
She's from Dancing with the Stars. She's won like three
times or something.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm glad she's Dancing with the Stars. But that's not
my problem. What is Deryl Burke in another room?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I mean, between you and I, your daughter is a
little bit of a prima donna, if you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
My daughter is a prima donna. She's a princess. She's
my only daughter. She is a prima Donna's everything under
the sun, I know.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
But she's being a Bridezilla when it comes to this,
don't you think so?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Bride Villa godvilla, whatever the hell you want to call her.
She's a bitch, she's everything under the sun. But she's
mine and that's what she wanted. She is my bitch,
she is and she gets everything that she wants. But
that is the room that I booked, and that is
the room that we will get.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
But that's really not gonna happen. See, because Cheryl Burke's
going to be in that room. She's paying two fifty
a person.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I mean, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
If she's paying a thousand of person, fine, I'm glad
put her in the other room.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
She doesn't want the other room. She wants the beautiful
glass room.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
My problem.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
To be honest, your daughter is not a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
My daughter is a celebrity to me. Yeah, but you
dare you say that that is my daughter? She is
a celebrity to me. I could care less.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's couldn't care less, by the way.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I couldn't care less, correct, I have celebrities here all
the time.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
What if I got your daughter invited to the Cheryl
Burke ceremony.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
She don't want to be invited to know Cheryl Burke ceremony.
She could come over here and meet the start she
don't say that. We had what's his name Bona here?
We had all those people here.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
That doesn't say who's Bono? You mean Bono?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Whatever the hell? His name is.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Not for anything, lady, but if you're in the business,
you should know his name is Bono, not Bono.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't know who his name is. I could care less.
It didn't even phase me that, That's what I'm trying
to tell you. Didn't even phase me that he was here.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Couldn't care less, couldn't.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Care less, No, I don't care This is the way
I took.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Nicole Hennig is not a celebrity. Cheryl Burke is could kill.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
And Nicole is my celebrity.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Hunt You're not going to cause a stink at your princess.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
You don't know me. I have caused many a stink.
You're gonna I will cause a stink. I will march
right into Cheryl Burke and kill her, or I will
make scene there that you will never forget.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
You're going to embarrass your princess.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
You are insulting me right now. You have called my
daughter everything under the sun, and you have insulted me enough.
And I could care less, couldn't have Cheryl Burke or
anybody else.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
You know what I think could be even worse. If
I put you on the radio and you just got
phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Huh, I'll kill you. I will destroy you. Mom.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in the Morning show,
and you got phone apped.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm gonna kill my daughter. I love you. Oh my god,
I see Elvis Durant phone tap.