July 14, 2025 • 5 mins
Rebecca is a voice impressionist and is working a corporate party soon, so Skeery calls as a super critical employee!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, scary brand new phone tap? What's it all about?
John wants to play a phone tap on his roommate, Rebecca.
Rebecca is an amateur voice impressionist and she earns a
living doing her impressions at parties. She recently booked a
huge corporate event that's going to pay a.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Ton of money.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So her roommate John wants me to call her and
do a second audition for me over the phone. So
this is what she does for a living. She does
celebrity impersonation, Yes, and John already parties.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yes she does.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And John also he provided me a list in advance
of all the voices she excels at. So I'm going
to try and get her to do those.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
All right, This could be a very odd phone tap.
Let's see what happens. Hello, Hi, can I speak to
Rebecca Loslatti Please?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
This is Rebecca Rebecca.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hi, this is Thomas Milfin from Negro has Everything. Oh Hi,
you supposed to.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Be doing our corporate gala, right? I figured I would
call up and see, uh, you know what you got
in you? A little bag of tricks?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, I actually did. I came down in person and
I did my entire ads for Steve, and Steve booked
me for the job. We're all set to go. I
did the audition, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Steve is more of a financial guy. He's a little corporate.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
There's gonna be like five hundred people here, and you know,
I'm the pop culture guy. So I wanted to see
what you had. So how do you do Lady Gaga?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You want me to do this on the phone?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah? Yeah, just like this on the phone. It's totally fine.
So how would you do that?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Come only to Cary? I mean, like, I do a
parody of it. So I'm not really sure about you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So you're tone deaf? Are you?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No? I'm not tone deaf?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
How about Sharon Osborne?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, yeah, I do this hold it where she's on
the X Factor. It's like, no, you're not going to Holywood.
She no challenge, but you are coming home with me.
I'll put peanut butter roll over your Jimmy nose and
make it all. I mean, like you, I don't know
why I do that in front of your guests. Especially
wanted me to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That was marginal at best.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Like, that's what.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, I didn't. I don't know. You weren't bringing it,
you know.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh, I was definitely bringing it. I mean I was.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I would need something for the older people at the party.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh Betty White, I mean, oh, oh hello, Oh I'm Betty.
Why does Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't mean to offend, But if I wanted someone
to sound like that, I can wheel my grandmother in
and she could probably do a better Betty White impression.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
But I'm not trying to be here.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But that is stinging. Actually that's Steve. I already did
this for Steve and he was really happy with it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well, Steve's really happy when he has any human interaction.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, uh okay, well let's see here. I could go
through I do cartoons. I could do that. I do
I'm black tension and then.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Who's that supposed to be?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh? That that was Lisa Simpson.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That was Lisa.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yes, thank you? On the air. They know. How can
I interest you? And a what will we? I don't know?
But can I think about it?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Can you do like dirty cartoon characters? Can you like
curse as them?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah? If you, I mean, if this is an rated event,
that's fine. I could be like Owl Pina Pine. I
don't get out owl, Pane, I don't get out up yet.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know, I gotta be honest. I don't know if
this is going to make the cut. You're not really
convincing me very much. Really well, I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I already did this with Steve. I'm not tone deaf.
I have an entire act. You were throwing things at
me on the telephone when I came in. I was
there for over an hour. I costumes I have.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
What impression is that right there?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's not an impression. That's me telling you. I'm not
sure why I'm auditioned again again, this is this is
full I have the job like that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Supposed to Is that supposed to be Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, I'm not doing an impersonation. I'm telling you that
this is me, this is Rebecca. And I'm telling you
right now, Tom that I already did this for Steve.
He booked me for the job. So I don't know why.
I'm friend probably.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Gave you all the confidence in the world to do
these impressions that.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'm actually hired through an agency. I'm actually hired. I
have an agent. I have an agency.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Can they hear.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I mean, you know, I.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Know that I sound like these people. I get hired
all the time, okay, and they always like what I do?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What about Drew Barrymore? Can you do Drew Barrymore for me?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I'm not going to jump through your hoops and be
insulted by you. Okay, that comes a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, come on now, Drew Barrymore in three two one,
take it away?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Why you've all on all of my impersonations? So I
don't understand why you need me to do one more?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Show me the funny.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Come on now, show me the funny, show you the funny,
Give me the funny. Are you really saying that?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Give me Barrymore?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
It's a visual.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'm sorry, we're gonna have to cut you. Just call
to make your d tell him that you're gonna work
your waitress job that night.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, you know what that's rude.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That is speak the truth. Are you not an out
of work actress?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Come on, this is what is inappropriate. You should not
say that to someone.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Do you have a seat on the casting couch? Some
ob it to see you a second, you idiot?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't I don't want to how to have to
deal with people like you do.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't want to deal with what you deal with,
people like your roommate John, who just phone tat you what.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
This is scary. Jones Master in the Morning show, Are
you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You are such a jock ass. I am going to
actually this job, idiot.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, it's it's totally cool. Nobody, nobody in your own
media and listens to this
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, scary brand new phone tap? What's it all about?
John wants to play a phone tap on his roommate, Rebecca.
Rebecca is an amateur voice impressionist and she earns a
living doing her impressions at parties. She recently booked a
huge corporate event that's going to pay a.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Ton of money.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So her roommate John wants me to call her and
do a second audition for me over the phone. So
this is what she does for a living. She does
celebrity impersonation, Yes, and John already parties.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yes she does.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And John also he provided me a list in advance
of all the voices she excels at. So I'm going
to try and get her to do those.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
All right, This could be a very odd phone tap.
Let's see what happens. Hello, Hi, can I speak to
Rebecca Loslatti Please?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
This is Rebecca Rebecca.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hi, this is Thomas Milfin from Negro has Everything. Oh Hi,
you supposed to.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Be doing our corporate gala, right? I figured I would
call up and see, uh, you know what you got
in you? A little bag of tricks?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, I actually did. I came down in person and
I did my entire ads for Steve, and Steve booked
me for the job. We're all set to go. I
did the audition, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Steve is more of a financial guy. He's a little corporate.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
There's gonna be like five hundred people here, and you know,
I'm the pop culture guy. So I wanted to see
what you had. So how do you do Lady Gaga?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You want me to do this on the phone?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah? Yeah, just like this on the phone. It's totally fine.
So how would you do that?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Come only to Cary? I mean, like, I do a
parody of it. So I'm not really sure about you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So you're tone deaf? Are you?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No? I'm not tone deaf?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
How about Sharon Osborne?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, yeah, I do this hold it where she's on
the X Factor. It's like, no, you're not going to Holywood.
She no challenge, but you are coming home with me.
I'll put peanut butter roll over your Jimmy nose and
make it all. I mean, like you, I don't know
why I do that in front of your guests. Especially
wanted me to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That was marginal at best.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Like, that's what.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, I didn't. I don't know. You weren't bringing it,
you know.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh, I was definitely bringing it. I mean I was.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I would need something for the older people at the party.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh Betty White, I mean, oh, oh hello, Oh I'm Betty.
Why does Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't mean to offend, But if I wanted someone
to sound like that, I can wheel my grandmother in
and she could probably do a better Betty White impression.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
But I'm not trying to be here.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But that is stinging. Actually that's Steve. I already did
this for Steve and he was really happy with it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well, Steve's really happy when he has any human interaction.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, uh okay, well let's see here. I could go
through I do cartoons. I could do that. I do
I'm black tension and then.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Who's that supposed to be?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh? That that was Lisa Simpson.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That was Lisa.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yes, thank you? On the air. They know. How can
I interest you? And a what will we? I don't know?
But can I think about it?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Can you do like dirty cartoon characters? Can you like
curse as them?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah? If you, I mean, if this is an rated event,
that's fine. I could be like Owl Pina Pine. I
don't get out owl, Pane, I don't get out up yet.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know, I gotta be honest. I don't know if
this is going to make the cut. You're not really
convincing me very much. Really well, I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I already did this with Steve. I'm not tone deaf.
I have an entire act. You were throwing things at
me on the telephone when I came in. I was
there for over an hour. I costumes I have.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
What impression is that right there?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's not an impression. That's me telling you. I'm not
sure why I'm auditioned again again, this is this is
full I have the job like that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Supposed to Is that supposed to be Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, I'm not doing an impersonation. I'm telling you that
this is me, this is Rebecca. And I'm telling you
right now, Tom that I already did this for Steve.
He booked me for the job. So I don't know why.
I'm friend probably.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Gave you all the confidence in the world to do
these impressions that.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'm actually hired through an agency. I'm actually hired. I
have an agent. I have an agency.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Can they hear.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I mean, you know, I.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Know that I sound like these people. I get hired
all the time, okay, and they always like what I do?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What about Drew Barrymore? Can you do Drew Barrymore for me?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I'm not going to jump through your hoops and be
insulted by you. Okay, that comes a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, come on now, Drew Barrymore in three two one,
take it away?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Why you've all on all of my impersonations? So I
don't understand why you need me to do one more?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Show me the funny.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Come on now, show me the funny, show you the funny,
Give me the funny. Are you really saying that?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Give me Barrymore?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
It's a visual.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'm sorry, we're gonna have to cut you. Just call
to make your d tell him that you're gonna work
your waitress job that night.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, you know what that's rude.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That is speak the truth. Are you not an out
of work actress?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Come on, this is what is inappropriate. You should not
say that to someone.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Do you have a seat on the casting couch? Some
ob it to see you a second, you idiot?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't I don't want to how to have to
deal with people like you do.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't want to deal with what you deal with,
people like your roommate John, who just phone tat you what.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
This is scary. Jones Master in the Morning show, Are
you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You are such a jock ass. I am going to
actually this job, idiot.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, it's it's totally cool. Nobody, nobody in your own
media and listens to this
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