October 16, 2024 • 5 mins
Kevin LOVES his tree and his new jerk neighbor, AKA Froggy, may have chopped it down....
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tapping.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I always love a Froggy phone tap from have one
for you today. We've got one for you today. All right, Froggy,
what's it all about? I want?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The victim is Kevin and I am his new jerky neighbor.
His wife Audrey is going to call him to let
him know that I just chopped down her grandmother's tree
because I don't like the tree and I think it's
on my property. He's the vice president of the neighborhood association.
So it turns into a big fight.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
All right, Well, let's see what happens in Froggy's phone tap.
Let's listen in here we go, bo Kevin.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
The crazy guy in the backyard. He has cut down
my tree. I don't know who this is. Crazy dude,
think that he is.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You gotta be kissing it down?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Did he take it down completely? Is it gone?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I mean I don't think like he pulled the roots out,
but he's cut like all these branches off, and it's like,
is this destroyed? It's completely short. You know, he's out there.
I can see him from the window.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
He's bundling up at and he's dragging them out. I
don't know. I guess to design to this curve. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
The whole tree is down.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The whole tree is down, like this little stump in
the ground.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yes, we'll put him on the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
We put him on the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Go, put him on the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I want to talk to him.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I'm going him on the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Excuse me, excuse.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Me, I'm on the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I'm on the phone. Why.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, I'm your neighbor. My husband wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
About what about here? Don't talk to the check.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Don't talk to put him on the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Hello, Hey, listen to what's going on back there?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Did you cut down a tree?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, I chopped down my tree.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
The tree is on our land, and there's a treat
of that special significance. It was given to us out
of our grandmother's garden.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And that's it.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
That's the last one. I can't get another long because
her grandmother's dead.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
So that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, I wouldn't go back to grandma tree. But it's
going to be in pieces.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Why are you about it?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Because the tree is on my side of the property.
I don't want it it's ugly's property. When you moved
into your house. There are certain things you want to change.
I didn't like to treat it was on the back
of my property, so therefore I cut it down.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
We moved here too, that property a long time ago,
a lot longer before you. We don't like you, and
we can't call any there's nothing we can do about it.
You want the one that's on all side of the
property line, and we're gonna have bigger problems in the tree.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
All right, all right, listen, I'm sorry I chopped down
your grandma tree. You verial for it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Be it right there and leave yourself there and I'll
see it tonight, and I'll bring the map over, happy
to show you the math. I'll show you the maths
will be really, really clear by what our property line.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Now, you're a tough guy, surveyor No, I'm not a
tough guy anything, but.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I'll come over about I'll come over and burn your
house down, and then I'll say, like, oh, I thought
it was on my property. I just wanted to lose
some extra space.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I didn't realize I lived backed up to the nature Police.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I'm the vice president of the neighborhood Association the nature of.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh, that explains a lot. We got a board member
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
We got a.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Neighbor that we're gonna try to get rid of. I
can guaranteed that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So you don't have enough to do with your job
all day that you decided to be the vice president
of the board so you could drive around and look
at everybody's house and go old, I don't go around
chopping down the trees. What don't go around chopping down
the trees. That's my tree, that's my grandma tree.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The landscape is what helps make up to the neighborhood
when people come by the rook and shop in our
neighborhood for nice, upstanding family.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh yeah, that's a little about my house. I bought
this house because I said, wow, that's a nice tree.
I want this house.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh, oh my god, why don't you live in a desert.
Then once you are live in a desert, you're not interested.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
In anything green or rush like.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
A beautiful neighborhood worked hard to develop and make it beautiful.
That's a fifteen year old maple. That's a fifteen and
you like nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You could have asked to us and no, no, you
just take it upon yourself to cut down a tree.
You just got here.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're crying in tree cutting? Are you crying?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm upset?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Okay, one dot, you go cry by a tree that's
still alive. You could probably use the water, do anything.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I get home, I'm gonna kick this.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Hey for guy, you're Japanese Terry Blossom, George Washington.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
The house?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Are you in the house.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'm only in the house. I'm walking in right now.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'ming home in six minutes.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I'm gonna come home and nonevous guy.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I don't want you looking at him. I don't want
you to thinking about him. I want you to I
want you to do your brilliant exercises and calm down
and put on some TV in re blax like it
never happened. Jim, come out of that moment. So I
come in that house.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I'm gonna go talk to this right now.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Hey, Kevin, maybe you shouldn't come here because your wife
is phone tapping you on the radio.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yea for my house.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No, No, your wife is phone tapping you. It's all
a big joke. Nobody's chopped at you. Ride down the
rand the morning show and you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
What's your phone tap?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, you're supposed to get really upset and get really
mad what you've done. Where's my wife's right now, she's
right here.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What's hi, honey, Honey.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't even know what to say. I'm in the
Pokemon I got to people staring at me.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's begain hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Wow, I'm going him in my high school.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Duran phone Tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tapping.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I always love a Froggy phone tap from have one
for you today. We've got one for you today. All right, Froggy,
what's it all about? I want?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The victim is Kevin and I am his new jerky neighbor.
His wife Audrey is going to call him to let
him know that I just chopped down her grandmother's tree
because I don't like the tree and I think it's
on my property. He's the vice president of the neighborhood association.
So it turns into a big fight.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
All right, Well, let's see what happens in Froggy's phone tap.
Let's listen in here we go, bo Kevin.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
The crazy guy in the backyard. He has cut down
my tree. I don't know who this is. Crazy dude,
think that he is.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You gotta be kissing it down?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Did he take it down completely? Is it gone?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I mean I don't think like he pulled the roots out,
but he's cut like all these branches off, and it's like,
is this destroyed? It's completely short. You know, he's out there.
I can see him from the window.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
He's bundling up at and he's dragging them out. I
don't know. I guess to design to this curve. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
The whole tree is down.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The whole tree is down, like this little stump in
the ground.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yes, we'll put him on the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
We put him on the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Go, put him on the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I want to talk to him.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I'm going him on the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Excuse me, excuse.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Me, I'm on the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I'm on the phone. Why.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, I'm your neighbor. My husband wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
About what about here? Don't talk to the check.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Don't talk to put him on the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Hello, Hey, listen to what's going on back there?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Did you cut down a tree?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, I chopped down my tree.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
The tree is on our land, and there's a treat
of that special significance. It was given to us out
of our grandmother's garden.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And that's it.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
That's the last one. I can't get another long because
her grandmother's dead.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
So that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, I wouldn't go back to grandma tree. But it's
going to be in pieces.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Why are you about it?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Because the tree is on my side of the property.
I don't want it it's ugly's property. When you moved
into your house. There are certain things you want to change.
I didn't like to treat it was on the back
of my property, so therefore I cut it down.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
We moved here too, that property a long time ago,
a lot longer before you. We don't like you, and
we can't call any there's nothing we can do about it.
You want the one that's on all side of the
property line, and we're gonna have bigger problems in the tree.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
All right, all right, listen, I'm sorry I chopped down
your grandma tree. You verial for it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Be it right there and leave yourself there and I'll
see it tonight, and I'll bring the map over, happy
to show you the math. I'll show you the maths
will be really, really clear by what our property line.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Now, you're a tough guy, surveyor No, I'm not a
tough guy anything, but.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I'll come over about I'll come over and burn your
house down, and then I'll say, like, oh, I thought
it was on my property. I just wanted to lose
some extra space.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I didn't realize I lived backed up to the nature Police.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I'm the vice president of the neighborhood Association the nature of.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh, that explains a lot. We got a board member
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
We got a.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Neighbor that we're gonna try to get rid of. I
can guaranteed that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So you don't have enough to do with your job
all day that you decided to be the vice president
of the board so you could drive around and look
at everybody's house and go old, I don't go around
chopping down the trees. What don't go around chopping down
the trees. That's my tree, that's my grandma tree.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The landscape is what helps make up to the neighborhood
when people come by the rook and shop in our
neighborhood for nice, upstanding family.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh yeah, that's a little about my house. I bought
this house because I said, wow, that's a nice tree.
I want this house.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh, oh my god, why don't you live in a desert.
Then once you are live in a desert, you're not interested.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
In anything green or rush like.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
A beautiful neighborhood worked hard to develop and make it beautiful.
That's a fifteen year old maple. That's a fifteen and
you like nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You could have asked to us and no, no, you
just take it upon yourself to cut down a tree.
You just got here.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're crying in tree cutting? Are you crying?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm upset?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Okay, one dot, you go cry by a tree that's
still alive. You could probably use the water, do anything.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I get home, I'm gonna kick this.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Hey for guy, you're Japanese Terry Blossom, George Washington.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
The house?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Are you in the house.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'm only in the house. I'm walking in right now.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'ming home in six minutes.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I'm gonna come home and nonevous guy.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I don't want you looking at him. I don't want
you to thinking about him. I want you to I
want you to do your brilliant exercises and calm down
and put on some TV in re blax like it
never happened. Jim, come out of that moment. So I
come in that house.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I'm gonna go talk to this right now.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Hey, Kevin, maybe you shouldn't come here because your wife
is phone tapping you on the radio.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yea for my house.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No, No, your wife is phone tapping you. It's all
a big joke. Nobody's chopped at you. Ride down the
rand the morning show and you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
What's your phone tap?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, you're supposed to get really upset and get really
mad what you've done. Where's my wife's right now, she's
right here.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What's hi, honey, Honey.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't even know what to say. I'm in the
Pokemon I got to people staring at me.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's begain hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Wow, I'm going him in my high school.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Duran phone Tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
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