October 31, 2024 • 4 mins
Carmella's Halloween decorations have gone missing, so Skeery gets caught as the postman stealing them!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Phone tapping, All right, scary, what's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Today?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So Susannah wants to play a phone tap on her
best friend Carmela, who lives a few doors away. Someone
has been stealing Halloween decorations in the neighborhood, and Carmela
suspects it might be the mail man. So Susannah calls
Carmela to alert her that she just saw the postman
do something suspicious. And I'm the postman. See what happens to.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Carmela. I was just looking out the window and the
guy's there. The postman's there. He's delivering the mail, and
he's over from your own house. And he looks around
and he starts taking down the skeleton and he'scussed in
his back. I knew it, I knew. I told you this.
That's one of the bitch stealing from us. Listen, you
gotta get him on tape and walking a nail by. Now, well,
(00:48):
he's coming here, it's coming up. It's coming up. Hell
you what's up.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
There's a couple of pieces for you.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Thank you, You're welcome, have a good day. Waits like
s excuse me. Yeah, this is gonna sounds crazy, but
my my friend, my friend wants to talk to you.
I'm gonna rush.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'mkind of running lad on my route.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You see. You wants to get going. He wants to
go see a more things. Put right now, get away
on the phone. Right now.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
He's really, really really holding me by the hand. What
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Just take her.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm not supposed to be getting involved in customers business.
This is against the law.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hello, hello, hello, You're not supposed to be getting involved
in customers This is a whippop. But you're doing stealing
things off of people's property.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You have been stealing stuff on my house. Okay, I've
been putting all these decorations out there and you've been
taking the decorations. What decorations? I'm gonna have you fire.
You're lucky. You're not going to get incarcerated. Okay, Hey, hey,
chill acts. Don't you didn't tell me chill out. I
live a few blocks down from when my first lists
(01:53):
and I have the house with the scale claw and
the pumpkins. You've been taking off my property little by little.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
This is like steer a lane over here. Why would
anyone take anything from anybody.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
As a matter of fact, my friend just saw you
stealing a skeleton from somebody's house.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That was mine.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I was can you even say that that is yours?
You took it off of somebody else's.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I borrowed it from me, and I was just taking
it down because.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I followed it from you. Okay, did you get that
on video? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Can I see your phone for a second.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't give it. You do not give him the phone.
You bunt your phone. I do not give the phone.
That is true. What kind of wan life are you
stealing from us? Where's my daughter's pumpkin?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I took it you.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You put it on the porch. You weren't caught in
that project and she won, and it was for that project,
and you took it away from it. Do you know
what it's like? Cry?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It was a beautiful jack o land.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
My daughter cry.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It had one tooth, but I thought it was a
work of art. It was beautifully painted. What I got
drunk and tried to play baseball with it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm going to the post office right now. Who is
your box?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm sorry, I have a problem I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Want to hear it. Who is your boss? Cliff Cliff?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What Cliff Cleven?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Where at a bar?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
He's usually sitting at a bar.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Bar What bar? Cheers?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's in Boston.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We're we're you talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Film before live studio audience.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Cheers?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Surround with me, around with me?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I am, and so is Susannah. My name is Scary
Jones and melbs to read in the Morning Show. Carmela,
you've been phone text what ding?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Susannah? What are you? Wait a minute, what are you
doing to her house?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, I'm a I'm at a radio station.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm going to get you, you know, I want to
get you right. The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Phone tapping, All right, scary, what's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Today?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So Susannah wants to play a phone tap on her
best friend Carmela, who lives a few doors away. Someone
has been stealing Halloween decorations in the neighborhood, and Carmela
suspects it might be the mail man. So Susannah calls
Carmela to alert her that she just saw the postman
do something suspicious. And I'm the postman. See what happens to.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Carmela. I was just looking out the window and the
guy's there. The postman's there. He's delivering the mail, and
he's over from your own house. And he looks around
and he starts taking down the skeleton and he'scussed in
his back. I knew it, I knew. I told you this.
That's one of the bitch stealing from us. Listen, you
gotta get him on tape and walking a nail by. Now, well,
(00:48):
he's coming here, it's coming up. It's coming up. Hell
you what's up.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
There's a couple of pieces for you.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Thank you, You're welcome, have a good day. Waits like
s excuse me. Yeah, this is gonna sounds crazy, but
my my friend, my friend wants to talk to you.
I'm gonna rush.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'mkind of running lad on my route.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You see. You wants to get going. He wants to
go see a more things. Put right now, get away
on the phone. Right now.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
He's really, really really holding me by the hand. What
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Just take her.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm not supposed to be getting involved in customers business.
This is against the law.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hello, hello, hello, You're not supposed to be getting involved
in customers This is a whippop. But you're doing stealing
things off of people's property.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You have been stealing stuff on my house. Okay, I've
been putting all these decorations out there and you've been
taking the decorations. What decorations? I'm gonna have you fire.
You're lucky. You're not going to get incarcerated. Okay, Hey, hey,
chill acts. Don't you didn't tell me chill out. I
live a few blocks down from when my first lists
(01:53):
and I have the house with the scale claw and
the pumpkins. You've been taking off my property little by little.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
This is like steer a lane over here. Why would
anyone take anything from anybody.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
As a matter of fact, my friend just saw you
stealing a skeleton from somebody's house.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That was mine.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I was can you even say that that is yours?
You took it off of somebody else's.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I borrowed it from me, and I was just taking
it down because.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I followed it from you. Okay, did you get that
on video? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Can I see your phone for a second.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't give it. You do not give him the phone.
You bunt your phone. I do not give the phone.
That is true. What kind of wan life are you
stealing from us? Where's my daughter's pumpkin?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I took it you.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You put it on the porch. You weren't caught in
that project and she won, and it was for that project,
and you took it away from it. Do you know
what it's like? Cry?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It was a beautiful jack o land.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
My daughter cry.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It had one tooth, but I thought it was a
work of art. It was beautifully painted. What I got
drunk and tried to play baseball with it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm going to the post office right now. Who is
your box?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm sorry, I have a problem I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Want to hear it. Who is your boss? Cliff Cliff?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What Cliff Cleven?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Where at a bar?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
He's usually sitting at a bar.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Bar What bar? Cheers?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's in Boston.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We're we're you talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Film before live studio audience.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Cheers?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Surround with me, around with me?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I am, and so is Susannah. My name is Scary
Jones and melbs to read in the Morning Show. Carmela,
you've been phone text what ding?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Susannah? What are you? Wait a minute, what are you
doing to her house?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, I'm a I'm at a radio station.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm going to get you, you know, I want to
get you right. The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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