The Sick Girl is Catering Your Dad’s Party

Kim’s throwing a party for her dad tonight so Danielle calls as the SICK caterer! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.
I love a good Daniel phone tap, thank you. I'm
hoping this is one of them. I hope, so do
all right, Daniel, what's it all about? All right?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
So Kim is being phone tapped by her sister Kelly.
I am the caterer. Her dad's having a birthday party
and it's tonight, and of course I'm coming, but I
don't sound very well.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Okay, let's scare them a little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Daniel's phone. Hello, Hello, I'm looking for KiB or Kelly. Please.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Uh, yep, this is she. This is Kim.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh I KiB uh. This is a bad duh. I'll
call you folks there. Okterick, how are you?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I'm okay? Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yea yeah, No, I'm good. No, No, I have allergies.
I just have allergies. I just wanted to confirm the
address for the party tonight.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna do the clean up and I'm gonna
help serve it everything. But they didn't give me an
ad dress when they booked me, so I just wanted
to make sure that I had to write address.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, are you sure you're not sick.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, no, no, I have allergies, just allergies, No big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
My father cannot get sick, and that's who we're having
the birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, don't worry. But I'm like I said, I'm not sick.
It's just allergy.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
So he'll be fined, right, Okay, you sound awful. I'm sorry.
I don't know. I'm sure they're just allergies, but I
can't have you coughing around with my dad. Sorry, you
know what.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I wear gloves and I won't breathe on anybody if
that's what you want.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
But I'm really good.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Like when they come to the door, I'm always like, Hi,
how are you welcome to the party?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I can't. You can't even get for a sentence. I'm
not gonna let you hear my dad.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You don't live in the house with me. You don't
know what I've allergic to. I'm allergic to so many things.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh my god, you sound like you have bronchitis or something.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh, by the way, I'm allergic to cheese. Are you
serving cheese at the party? Because I make sure I
don't touch the cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
You're allergic to cheese? And your a caterer.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
If I wear gloves, i'd be all right?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Are you joking me? Right now? You know what? I
cannot deal with this. I'm so busy. I have to
hire a new caterer now, so.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Would you have to hire a new catering I don't understand.
I don't. I won't go to your dat.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's not like I'm gonna givehim a lap dance for
his birthday or anything.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
You're not working for us tonight? All right, you're let go?
You are.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I need the buddy.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
You can't do that to work the busiest day of
my life. I don't time for this.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I could have booked another party and I did. I
put my time beside.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
You can't do me again.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh my god, you're a psycho. Please leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I won't breathe on your father.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I promise leave my family alone. I have a very
important data I'm planning and I do not need to
take calls from like you. Do not call me again,
do you understand me?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, then just give me the address and I won't
have to call giving you.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'll call the catering company again. It myself. She is
not having She's stressed today huh yeah, all right, So
here's what here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna just
call her and then hopefully she'll tell you what just
went down. Okay, so I'm just listening in now.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
This is all you?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, thank you? Hello, Okay, Oh my god, is in
the work day of my life? And Colan is she?
If you want me to kick anything up? Yeah, I
want you to pick up a caterer. The caterer called
and she was coughing and like disgusting. Oh god, you
wouldn't believe this woman. Oh my god, Well is she
come in? Got No? I fired her. No, we need

(03:24):
a new career. Why did you fire the cater at least?
Why didn't you get her boss and get some help?
Fire going you call? Why don't you get off your
ass and make the phone call yourself. I'm sick of
dealing with this. I'm all the work car asking for
what you need. I'm not even talking to you more.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Maybe I should call Elvis Durant. He might be available
to cater the party.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
What.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, it's Daniel Van Arrow from Elvis Durant in the
morning show.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You got both dads?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
No, oh my god, Now kits me off so much

Speaker 1 (04:00):
With Elvis Durant phone tap,