We're Freezing Your Bank Account

Noel gets a call from his wife that the bank froze his account after she shopped a little to frivolously!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Tappened taking away scary. So, Laura, you want to play
his phone tap on your husband? Noel?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Right?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Right, this man is the king of practical jokes. It's
like one of his national pastimes. I want him to
get a scare for a change.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
He's very protective when it comes to his money and
his bag account.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Right, that's absolutely correct. He's a miser.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
All right.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Why don't you call him first and tell him you've
depleted his account and the bag is freezing the rest
of his money.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Sounds great? Hello, Hi, Hanne, It's Laura. Yeah, Hunt, you
got a minute? Yeah, what happened? Well, a while ago
I had taken out like a Discover card, and you
know I used your account information in order to get
the card, and then you know, I declined on the payments.
And when I came in this morning to work, they
served me with a subpoena. Oh, crop, so they're going

(00:50):
to seize your assets.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I didn't think they would do it. I mean, Mark
is going to try to fight it and stuff, but
I don't know there there this yeah, oh yeah, did
they say they're gonna touch minds already now, yeah, seize already.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh my god, I got like six thousand dollars in Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh my god. You know how much time I see
to get that?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah? I know now and now I'm really yeah, honey,
that's that's everything I have. I'm sorry, God, damn it. Yeah, no,
I'm gonna I gonna have to go to the bank.
They can't take my money. Yeah, I think they took
it already though, Honey. They won't let you make a withdrawal.

(01:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Well how much were you old before?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
It's like three thousand in change, but they double it.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
But why didn't have to take all six I.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Can I don't know. No, well I don't know, and
we can't pay them just so they don't take my
whole money. Yeah, I'm working it out. I'm working it out.
I just called you in advance to let you know
I'm never going to put money in the bank no more.
I know it's better under the mattress man. There goes everything,
everything that forced everything down to tinded everything I have
hope for it. Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Six thousand dollars bound up strain, all right, all right, bike.
That was great.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Now call him back and introduce me as the bank
representative in charge of his account.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
All right, saw you? Okay, hello, I know well it's Laura. Listen.
I got the bank on the phone. Okay, okay, mister
mc andrew, Yes, okay, my husband's on the line. You
want to explain the situation him.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, I have a purchase on April tenth at Palisade
Center Mall from a Discover card of three thousand and
fifty four dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I wasn't aware I had a Discovered card.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Well, there was a purchase made at several clothing stores
on that date.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, that wasn't I don't have a discovered card I
had it.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Did you make purchases on it?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I did. It was a couple of things. My sister
bought a few things. I bought a few things. We
needed a few things.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
And then when Steven came thirty days later, I.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Didn't anticipate not having the money. I didn't think it
would come to this, but it did.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Now we got it.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Now we got to get the three thousand doll of
them for them to get my money back. Excuse me, sir,
why are you cursing? When the man can hear you.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Why are you cursing like that, sir?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'm not cursing that you.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's also going to be a fee of three hundred
and fifty dollars added.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
To all that, three hundred fifty dollars for what it's.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
A courtesy fee. Come on, And there's also a service charge.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'm not paying no service charge.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm not paying No, no, three fifteen.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You're gonna get three grand.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
That's the bull. Okay, there's a handling charge.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, that's no.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
That that's no is No, that's bull.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
No it's not, sir, it's our policy.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
What's that noise?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Strength backing by so we have customers like yourself on
board all the time here.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Excuse me? Yeah, you heard what I said, sir.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, you're lucky over the phone, because if you wasn't
right next to me, you.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Get your mass wax. Excuse me, sir, you heard me.
Don't get loud with me, sir. I get loud.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I feel like it. Oh my god, you're getting personal
with me and I'm trying to keep this on a
business level.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't got time for this book. Hey, Noel, Yeah,
you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh, I got you. You believe it's that see one
hundred phone tap my ass?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh, you know everybody in the.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
YEP, I'm gonna be.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
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Speaker 2 (04:36):
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