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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, I'm dying to hear this phone tap. What's
it all about?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So Lauri email doesn't said, my boyfriend Dion just bought
us a puppy name Rocky, and he was sick with pneumonia,
and we had to pay all these bills out of
our pocket. And he's such a hot head that he
would get really mad if you called saying you're from
the pet company and that we have to pay the
bills ourselves.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So that's basically what we're going to do, really, all right,
So you're playing the part of.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm paying the lady from the pet company calling to
say you're paying the bills.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, let's see what happens.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hello, Hi, Ma, I speak to Dion. Talk please, Hi, Dion.
My name is Melanie Rogers. I'm calling you from the.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Pando Macknight, okay, and I'm calling in reference to I
think his name is Rocky, yeah, yeah, and a bill
of five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm asking you guys to pay for what was owing
Hi when he was sick, when I had my medical.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Bills for him, yeah, which I'm not understanding because you
bought the dog, you brought.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Him home and he got sick. Uh no, okay, well,
then explain, explain the story to me.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I bought the dog he had pneumonia. Now that before
I approachased some that he had those symptoms.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I mean, if it was our fault, I could see.
But it's not our fault that the dog was sick.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm responsible for the puppy, even though you guys give
it to me sick.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I didn't give you the puppy sick.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I mean, I don't know what happened to the puppy
from when you took it from the place to when
you got it home.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You gotta be right, No, I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Not What temperature do you keep your house at?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I mean, tell me you keep my house at.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I mean, is it a temperature where dogs can live?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah? The temperature with dogs of question is that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I mean, our puppies are top notch, top match my ass.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
My dog was sick.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Maybe you fed him something.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You gotta be kidding me, right, once the.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Dog was in your care, the dog got sick.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Such crap.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's not crap.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No dog was sick when he was at the store.
You gotta be kidding me. There's no record I have
it says it says like in the warranty and all
the other written crap, that you guys owe me money
after if anything happens to them.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Not in the warranty that I have in front of me.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I have all the paperwork in front of me, and
it says nothing about the dog being sick when you
purchased it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh, it's not bull.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I mean, you guys owe me the money and that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We don't owe you the money. You're not going to
get the money.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
We mean, I'm not going to get them. I'll get
the money.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You won't get the money.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I will get the money.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You don't think this has happened before.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, who of the customers?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We know what we're doing. You guys are.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Half assed over there. I don't know what the hell
is your problem.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I mean, I'm really glad you don't have children, because
it doesn't seem you know how to care for something
that's living.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Why are you being rude to me? I'm just telling you.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Like it is because you're treating me like I'm some
idiot or something.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well you are some idiot. You don't know how to
take care of a puppy. Did you give the puppy
a cold bath? Did you feed the puppy?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Did you put the puppy in an air conditioning puppy genius?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Did you buy the cheap puppy food?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
No, you know someone expensive puppy food.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Regardless, we're not paying you the five hundred dollars. This
is what it comes down to.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh no, you're paying me the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Did you torture animals as a child?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
To Adam, what kind of question is that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I have to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You need to see it. You're driving me up the
wall right now.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
If you walked outside barefoot, would you lick your feet afterwards?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I can't lick my feet? Sorry, have you tried? What
are you? What are you getting at?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You wouldn't lick your feet because they're so filthy. He
shouldn't be licking his feet either.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
What the hell?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
What okay? We're just running around the circles. The point is,
I've got bills here, I'm coming out of my ass.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I got bills comeing out of my ass. I don't
know what the hell you're paying.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm not paying anything. You're paying the five hundred dollars.
I'm not paying anything.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, I'm not. I'm not paying.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
If you love your animal, what is five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's nothing when it comes to an animal. But it's
your problem. It's your fault.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, it's your problem.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You bought the animal and that I'm set. Let's get
this right. It's your fault, your problem.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What's the dog's name again, Rocky? I mean, the poor
dog is gonna have a complex as it is that
you got a stupid.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Name for him.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
All right, all right, leave me the hell long. You're
paying my money and that's it. You have a problem,
you know. Come to my house, Deane.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Listen to me. We don't pay bills. You know why
why you've just been phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You got to me.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Your lovely girlfriend Laurie wanted us to call you and
play a phone tap on you. Oh don't worry. We're
not from the pet company.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh man, was the same. You guys are paying my bills.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
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